Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.  Yes, the
time is nigh for Fearguth and spouse to depart for their
9th Jam Cruise.  So, this corner of the Internet will go
dark and remain so until January 12.

Monday, January 04, 2016

"At ABC News, we get paid more for knowing less 
than you do!"
Pig-Pen Happy to Learn You Don't Need to
Shower Daily
Captain Moroni and the Bundy Boyz Putting Out
Feelers for New Reality TV Show, Team Goober
"Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oath Keepers, says the 
current standoff at the wildlife refuge in Oregon is being 
'manufactured by potheads who want a fight.' Potheads 
don't want a fight. He must be confusing us with 
Wingnut Conspiracist Claims Creation of the Universe Was 
a False-Flag Operation by the Prince of Demons
Observers say the 'Magical Depressionism' phase of 
Jeb's presidential campaign began when Barb started
 to look worried.
Contrary to popular belief, the Dodo is not extinct; it is 
alive and well, roosting in an Oregon bird sanctuary.
Andy Holt, Tennessee Party Barge, Seeking Way to
Show His Support for Captain Moroni and the Bundy
Man Bites Dog, Pizza Deliveryman Stabs Customer
The Unexpurgated Bible #124
"And the Lord saith, 'Son of man, set thy face against 
Ammon and the Ammonites, and prophesy against them'."
"But, Mr. Koch, they're calling us Vanilla ISIS!"
What Captain Moroni Imagines He Looks Like

What Captain Moroni Really Looks Like
Captain Morgan Joins Captain Moroni and the
Bundy Boys at the Malheur National Wildlife
"Why are you holding up that copy of the Constitution,
Mr. Bundy?"
"I'm warding off BLM vampires."
To paraphrase Greg Abbott, "Nobody can guarantee that the 
Malheur refugees will not engage in terrorist activity. 
Opening our doors to them exposes us to unacceptable peril.”

Sunday, January 03, 2016

Tonight's low in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge
 will be 12°.  Let's just shut off all the utilities to the HQ 
and play freeze-out.
Tonya Couch, Affluenza Vector
“God been berry, berry good to U.S.”
"Hey, Mom, what's goin' on down at the refuge 
"Oh, it's just those Bundy Boys and their buddies 
reenacting Custer's Last Stand."