Saturday, April 07, 2018

Is Spam Trumpesque
Or is Trump Spamesque?
That is the question.
"Was it before or after you left your hometown of 
Lubbock, Texas that people began to call you the
'Rasputin of the Plains'?"
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #113
Tony Robbins
Trump Goes Full MAGA on
Snowflake the Cringing Elephant,
the GOP Mascot
Crossdressers Thrilled Trump Not Imposing Tariff on 
Ivanka's Clothing Line
Steve Mnuchin is living proof of what sucking
up to Trump all day does to you.
In Remembrance of Sean Spicer
Return of the Native, or
Life After the White House
Ralph Norman Sez: "I'm not going to be a Gabby
Giffords.  I'm going to be a gunhugging asshole."

Friday, April 06, 2018

The Texas-Mexico border is 1,254 miles long. Under the
spur of Trump, Governor Abbott has agreed to send in
a few hundred national guardsmen from the 
Dark Side of the Farce.
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Pun
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #725
Ralph Norman
Blake Farenthold Sez: "I know in my heart it’s time
 for me to move along and look for new ways to serve."
Baby Panda Deplatformed
Experts disagree whether John Bolton or Trey Gowdy
 deserves the title, 'The Legendary White Beast of 
World's Worst Jobs #145
Indonesian Fish Marinator
Trey Gowdy Sez: "I don’t have a lot to show
 for the last seven years.”
Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Bags Another
 Wild Turkey
Even Scott Pruitt couldn't stand the smell of corruption
in the EPA.
Warm Scuzzies #793
William Higgins
When the roll is called up yonder, won't Franklin
Graham be surprised!
Jeffrey Goldberg vs. Kevin Williamson
They called Benjamin Morrow the 'Neutron Bomber'. 
He blew himself up, but not what was really important:
his stash of white supremacist literature.
When Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley isn't
verbalizing for the turkey in the White House, he hunts
them in the wild.

Thursday, April 05, 2018

In 2018, Stephen Dedalus would say, "Trump is a 
nightmare from which I am trying to awake."
Warm Scuzzies #792
Samantha Dravis
"We understand, Mr. Williamson, that your punishment
for being fired at The Atlantic is to have your next
article published in Commentary.  Isn't that rather
cruel and unusual?"
The other day, Trump was uncertain what to call 
the White House: "Incredible house, or building, or 
whatever you want to call it, because there really is no 
name for it," he said. Well, how about 'Peyton Place'
or 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Washington'?
Donald Trump, Jr. Compared His Penis Size with His 
Dad’s at Playboy Mansion; "They're Both Pretty 
Substantial," He Said
Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic Hangs Kevin Williamson
 Out to Dry
'Scott Pruitt's Defenses Are Crumbling'
Warm Scuzzies #791
Scott Livingston
Sluggo Uses the Ontological Argument for the
Existence of Trump
Sometimes a thinker simply 
has to have chocolate.
“I’m kind of squishy on capital punishment in general, 
but when it comes to abortion, women who have abortions 
should be hanged."
Susan Combs, Stinky Zinke's Tinky Winky, isn't happy
unless she has found a new species to endanger.
Mary Fallin, the Too-Good-to-Hurry Pure Pork Sausage,
Sez: "Teachers in Oklahoma are like 'a teenage kid that 
wants a better car'.

Wednesday, April 04, 2018

Trump's Favorite Thumbsucker
Rudy Giuliani must be thinking of entering the 2020
 presidential race. He's buffing his résumé by 
divorcing his third wife.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #130
Marshall DeRosa
"Would it be OK, Mr. Trump, if we refuse to talk about 
your ridiculous hair?"
Donald Trump, Jr. Takes a Timeout From His Kickass
Workout to Launch Twitter Attack on Dead Vegan
Female Bodybuilder
WATCH: White House Press Briefing with 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders 
Not all aliens are illegal.  Take Dana Rohrabacher, 
for instance.
Warm Scuzzies #790
Eric Ames
Ted Cruz's New Campaign Slogan
Here Kitty Kitty
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #724
Robert Ussery
Mat Staver Takes Revenge on Girl Scouts
for No Longer Selling Wingnut S'mores®,
His Favorite Cookies