Saturday, October 15, 2016

The Garden State Streaker Strikes Again!
This looks like a job for Teleprompter Repairman!
"The only (expletive) way this country's ever going to
 get turned around is it will be a bloodbath and it will 
be a nasty, messy (expletive)."
After this election, America is going
to need Reality Therapy.
Gaslighting: a form of intimidation where false information
 is presented to victims, making them doubt their own 
memory, perception and sanity. 
"Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world
And the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something."
Donald Trump, Meat Scientist
Donald Trump isn't running for President;  he's running 
for Insurrectionary. 

Friday, October 14, 2016

Pretzel Logic
Armed and Considered Deplorable
If you could count the number of galaxies in the Universe at
 the rate of one per second, it would take 12,700 years to count
 them all.
When it came to hill climbing, nothing could beat
a Crosley.
Two Jokers in Search of a Deck
Donald and Ivanka Get Ready to Bury the Trump Brand
with the Aid of Gold-Plated Shovels
The Unexpurgated Bible #143
"For I say unto you, That except your disingenuousness shall 
exceed the disingenuousness of Jerry Falwell, Jr., ye shall in 
no case enter into the kingdom of heaven."
The Unexpurgated Bible #142
"A little Trump leaven leaveneth the whole 
Code in the Node
BothSiderism is espoused by those who could be called 
NoSiderists, i. e., those who, from their God Perspective,
 their lofty perch above the fray, look down their priggish
 noses at the rest of flawed humankind.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Unholy Trinity
That fly in Trump's hair is bad news for Alex Jones.
If for nothing else, Donald Trump will be remembered as 
the founder of the Bull Goose Loony Party.
Lou Dobbs, Fox Business Network's Pet Doxxhund
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #671
Jim McCoole
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #144
Trumpus Interruptus
Kylo Ren Approves This Message
Some say if you gaze at the face of Kenneth Copeland,
you turn to stone.  It's easy to see why he might be
confused with Medusa.
The Day Pigs Learned to Fly
Pablito Prepared for Trump Campaign's
Tsunami of Bullshit
Trump and His Lawyers
Bullshitter Hits the Wall
Pretty in Mink
World's Worst Yobs #369
Eric Metaxas

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

The Second Advent of Todd Akin
A. J. Delgado Sez: “When I'm on TV, I just put my lips 
together and … blow.”
Rod Dreher says "We need a Charles de Gaulle."  Well,
World's Worst Yoobs #174
Maureen Mullarkey
Donald Trump and His All-Day Sucker
Long-Lost Masterpiece by Michelangelbro Found
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #97
Todd Warnken
Knuckle Dragon
"What now, little buddy?"
"Have you considered storm chasing in Tornado Alley?"

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Pepé the Frog is just a disguise worn by the Purple
Pig-Nosed Frog.
"Like my son Eric says, I'm just an alpha personality."
Jim Hoft Button Said to Be a CPAC
Metaphor Mixology #8
Trump Just Called Republicans a Bunch of
 Disloyal Losers as Epic Meltdown Mushrooms
Another Fine Mess
Whiteworld #36
"It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and 
I can now fight for White America the way I want to."
New Trump Brand Flying Off
Supermarket Shelves