Saturday, June 20, 2015

Zazzle Best-Seller
David Mutchler, Kentucky Cop, Threatens to Go All
Gestapoish on 'Sensationalists, Liars, and Race-Baiters'
Dylann Roof Lowers Confederate Flag to Half-Staff
String Cheese Incident

Rick Perry Accident

Friday, June 19, 2015

Judge James Gosnell Sez:  “There are four kinds of people
 in this world: black people, white people, red necks, 
and n-----s.”
[Do you suppose South Carolina might be 
persuaded to secede again?]
Meet Donna Bahorich, the new chair of the Texas State
Board of Education.  Not bad for a person who home
 schooled her own children and has zero experience in
public education.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #630
Charles Cotton
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #63
Gust Mamounis
Would you 'act' like a Donald Trump supporter for $50?
These folks did.
Warm Scuzzies #567
Charlie Baker
Duck to Continue Nesting Atop Abe
 Lincoln's Head Until the Confederate 
Flag Stops Flying in South Carolina

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Jeb the Pious Asking God to Change the Vicar of
Christ's Mind on Climate Change

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

"Yes, I'm an ape, but unlike Donald Trump,
I'm not witless."
Practicing Safe Jeb!

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

“There is only one thing that I really miss about being 
president, and that’s being the commander-in-chief when 
the mission was accomplished.”
"I will be the greatest big hair president that God 
ever created!"
Warm Scuzzies #566
Riverchase HOA, Coppell, Texas
Senator Mark Kirk:  A Schmo with No Bro
Beverly Hillbilly Tries to Hide
the Fact He's a Clampett
While at first it looked like Jeb was having a new idea,
it turned out he was only adjusting his glasses.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Behind his back, Rick Santorum supporters refer to
Gordon Klingenschmitt as 'The Perch'.


Lindsey Graham's 'Rotating First Lady'
If a man's got a gun, what more does he need?
There's nothing quite like a hippo maddened because the 
Swatch store was closed.
California Beaches Afflicted with 
Bad Case of the Crabs

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Texas Zombie Purchases 'Zombie Apocalypse Assault
 Vehicle and Troop Transport' on eBay
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #629
Shannon Grove