Saturday, October 02, 2010

Guess who's winning the 'class struggle'.
Former Republican Leader Accuses Left of Discrimination
Against Black-Hat Conservatives
"It seems to me there is something fundamentally wrong
with allowing 'My Sharona' law to even take hold in any
municipality or government situation in our United States."
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #74
James O'Keefe, Andrew Breitbart, and Hannah Giles
Would you say Rick Sanchez is half empty or half full?
Bristol Palin Launches 'Dancing with the Pope'
Sexual Abstinence Lecture Tour
The crusader for sexual abstinence said the
only kind of balls she liked were meatballs.
 "But really, Congressman, can Rupert help it if
people mistake him for 

a Neapolitan Mastiff?"
"James O'Keefe owes his supporters an explanation
for why I midwifed such a douchebag."

Friday, October 01, 2010

U.S. Apologizes for Syphilis Experiment in Guatemala,
But Not for Nation-Building Experiment in Iraq
World's Worst Yobs #184
Alex Knepper
Michigan’s Gay-Bashing Assistant Attorney General
Andrew Shirvell Takes Leave of Mental Absence
"Do Not Forsake Me, O My Breitbart!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #229
Paul LePage
Even with only part of his face showing, Rupert Murdoch
is still the world's ugliest billionaire.
Warm Scuzzies #111
James Kevin Edmundson
"Yeah, I was genetically modified.  Now I'm Mormon."
"My campaign slogan is short and sweet:
'Vote for Carl or Get Whacked'."
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #73
Tabitha Hale and Warner Todd Huston

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Remember when Ann Coulter was 'Safe
for Work'?  That was before we learned
about her boob job and her surreptitious
 coupling with E. T.
What Eventually Happened to the Apple
That Kept the Doctor Away
Even her closest friends had begun to suspect that
she had had eye and lip implants.
"I understand your appreciation of Zippy the Pinhead, but I
think you may be confusing Bill Griffith with Clive Barker."
 Baby Boomers Credited with Final Overthrow of FDR
and the New Deal
It's now believed that 'Eat the Rich' first became more than
a political slogan in the People's Republic of China.
 This Pledge shines, restores, and
refreshes your wood furniture.

 This Pledge makes you feel patriotic.

This Pledge is what you read when you can't sleep
and have run out of Ambien.
"James O'Keefe tried to seduce me, too, but was HE
surprised by what he found in MY pants!  He was
never quite the same after his encounter with my
Vagina Dentata ."
 Get lost, faith healer!  This looks like a job for

Squirrel Repairman!
Little Known Fact #8
In Afghanistan, milbloggers' Mud Jugs double as Tip Jars.
"Sorry, soldier, you can run from The Mummy,
but you can't hide."
Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
"By the authority vested in me by Kim Jong-il, I now induct
you into the Intercollegiate Society of Individualists."
If life gives you an etrog, make an etrogrenade.
Have you kissed a salmon today?
"In case you're wondering, the man wearing the yurt is my
good friend from New Jersey, Governor Chris Christie!"
"Aww, I bet you're just kidding when you
say I'm cuter than Ethel Mertz!"
McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its
health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators
waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"
Despite her billions, Meg Whitman was often
mistaken for her Latina housekeeper.
 For some reason, Paul Babeu, Pinal County
Sheriff, is frequently confused with

Baboo, one of the villains in Mighty
Morphin Power Rangers.
Earth-Like Planet Found; Inhabitants Indicate
 Hippie Punching More Popular Than Soccer
Rude Rhymes #29

 Mephitic Goo

Mary Landrieu
There are congenital liars,
compulsive liars,
chronic liars,
habitual liars,
inveterate liars,
and pathological liars.
And then there's Christine O'Donnell.
If Mexican-Americans ever decide to convert to Islam en masse,
it's all over for White Christian America.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Jim DeMint Brings Senate to Bumping and
Grinding Halt with His ED-209 Filibustier