Guess who's winning the 'class struggle'.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Labels:
Conservatism,
Dick Armey,
Discrimination,
Hats,
Leftists
Labels:
Bristol Palin,
Celibacy,
Pope Benedict,
Sex
Labels:
Celibacy,
Christine O'Donnell,
Food
Labels:
Dogs,
Michael Bloomberg,
Rupert Murdoch
Friday, October 01, 2010
U.S. Apologizes for Syphilis Experiment in Guatemala,
But Not for Nation-Building Experiment in Iraq
Labels:
Guatemala,
Iraq,
Iraq War,
United States
Labels:
Andrew Shirvell,
Gays,
Lawyers,
Michigan
Labels:
Andrew Breitbart,
James O'Keefe,
Songs
Labels:
Billionaires,
Faces,
Rupert Murdoch,
Ugliness
Labels:
Lawyers,
SEC,
Texas,
Warm Scuzzies
Labels:
Genetic Engineering,
Mormons,
Salmon
Labels:
Carl Paladino,
Governors,
Mafia,
New York,
Slogans
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Labels:
Eyes,
Glasses,
Lips,
Plastic Surgery
"I understand your appreciation of Zippy the Pinhead, but I
think you may be confusing Bill Griffith with Clive Barker."
Labels:
Movies,
Pinhead,
Zippy the Pinhead
Medicare-and-Social-Security-Funded-Scooter-Store
Baby Boomers Credited with Final Overthrow of FDR
and the New Deal
Labels:
Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
New Deal,
Tea Parties
It's now believed that 'Eat the Rich' first became more than
a political slogan in the People's Republic of China.
Labels:
Cannibalism,
China,
Food,
Rich,
Slogans
This Pledge shines, restores, and
refreshes your wood furniture.
This Pledge makes you feel patriotic.
This Pledge is what you read when you can't sleep
and have run out of Ambien.
Labels:
Furniture,
Pledge of Allegiance,
Republican Party,
Sleep
Labels:
Faith Healers,
Monty Python,
Squirrels,
Superman
Labels:
Afghanistan War,
Blogging,
Little Known Fact,
Military,
Spitting,
Tobacco
Labels:
Camouflage,
Movies,
Mummies,
Soldiers
Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.
"By the authority vested in me by Kim Jong-il, I now induct
you into the Intercollegiate Society of Individualists."
Labels:
Individualism,
North Korea,
Soldiers
"In case you're wondering, the man wearing the yurt is my
good friend from New Jersey, Governor Chris Christie!"
Labels:
Chris Christie,
Meg Whitman,
Obesity,
Tents
McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its
health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators
waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"
Labels:
Billionaires,
Latinos,
Meg Whitman
Labels:
Louisiana,
Mary Landrieu,
Rude Rhymes,
Senate
If Mexican-Americans ever decide to convert to Islam en masse,
it's all over for White Christian America.
Labels:
Islam,
Mexican-Americans,
Muslims
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Labels:
Filibuster,
Jim DeMint,
Lingerie,
Movies,
Robots,
Senate
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