Guess who's winning the 'class struggle'.

Former Republican Leader Accuses Left of Discrimination
Against Black-Hat Conservatives

"It seems to me there is something fundamentally wrong

with allowing 'My Sharona' law to even take hold in any

municipality or government situation in our United States."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #74

James O'Keefe, Andrew Breitbart, and Hannah Giles

Would you say Rick Sanchez is half empty or half full?

Bristol Palin Launches 'Dancing with the Pope'
Sexual Abstinence Lecture Tour

The crusader for sexual abstinence said the

only kind of balls she liked were meatballs.

 "But really, Congressman, can Rupert help it if

people mistake him for 

a Neapolitan Mastiff?"

"James O'Keefe owes his supporters an explanation

for why I midwifed such a douchebag."

U.S. Apologizes for Syphilis Experiment in Guatemala,

But Not for Nation-Building Experiment in Iraq

World's Worst Yobs #184

Alex Knepper

Michigan’s Gay-Bashing Assistant Attorney General

Andrew Shirvell Takes Leave of Mental Absence

"Do Not Forsake Me, O My Breitbart!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #229

Paul LePage

Even with only part of his face showing, Rupert Murdoch

is still the world's ugliest billionaire.

Warm Scuzzies #111

James Kevin Edmundson

"Yeah, I was genetically modified.  Now I'm Mormon."

"My campaign slogan is short and sweet:

'Vote for Carl or Get Whacked'."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #73

Tabitha Hale and Warner Todd Huston

Remember when Ann Coulter was 'Safe

for Work'?  That was before we learned

about her boob job and her surreptitious
 coupling with E. T.

What Eventually Happened to the Apple

That Kept the Doctor Away

Even her closest friends had begun to suspect that

she had had eye and lip implants.

"I understand your appreciation of Zippy the Pinhead, but I

think you may be confusing Bill Griffith with Clive Barker."

Medicare-and-Social-Security-Funded-Scooter-Store

 Baby Boomers Credited with Final Overthrow of FDR

and the New Deal

It's now believed that 'Eat the Rich' first became more than

a political slogan in the People's Republic of China.

 This Pledge shines, restores, and

refreshes your wood furniture.

 This Pledge makes you feel patriotic.

This Pledge is what you read when you can't sleep

and have run out of Ambien.

"James O'Keefe tried to seduce me, too, but was HE

surprised by what he found in MY pants!  He was

never quite the same after his encounter with my

Vagina Dentata ."

 Get lost, faith healer!  This looks like a job for

Squirrel Repairman!

Little Known Fact #8

In Afghanistan, milbloggers' Mud Jugs double as Tip Jars.

"Sorry, soldier, you can run from The Mummy,
but you can't hide."

Contrary to what many are now saying, there ARE uses for
the United States Senate. Examples: (1) the Senate works
better than ZEP Professional Lime Scale Remover when
poured down a clogged drain; (2) if accidentally dropped
like toast on your kitchen floor, the Senate will always
land butter side up; (3) if Jack asks to borrow your
crackpot to cook a mess of magic beans, loan him the
Senate, instead; and (4) unlike some U. S. soldiers,
the Senate never kills for sport---just for food.

"By the authority vested in me by Kim Jong-il, I now induct

you into the Intercollegiate Society of Individualists."

If life gives you an etrog, make an etrogrenade.

Have you kissed a salmon today?

"In case you're wondering, the man wearing the yurt is my

good friend from New Jersey, Governor Chris Christie!"

"Aww, I bet you're just kidding when you

say I'm cuter than Ethel Mertz!"

McDonald's has warned federal regulators that it could drop its

health insurance plan for Ronald McDonald unless regulators

waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. As
expected, Christine O'Donnell has sided with the fast-food
giant, saying, "The next thing you know, Obama will be
trying to ban toys in my Happy Meals!"

Despite her billions, Meg Whitman was often

mistaken for her Latina housekeeper.

 For some reason, Paul Babeu, Pinal County

Sheriff, is frequently confused with

Baboo, one of the villains in Mighty

Morphin Power Rangers.

Earth-Like Planet Found; Inhabitants Indicate

 Hippie Punching More Popular Than Soccer

Rude Rhymes #29

 Mephitic Goo

Mary Landrieu

There are congenital liars,

compulsive liars,

chronic liars,

habitual liars,

inveterate liars,

and pathological liars.

And then there's Christine O'Donnell.

If Mexican-Americans ever decide to convert to Islam en masse,

it's all over for White Christian America.

Jim DeMint Brings Senate to Bumping and
Grinding Halt with His ED-209 Filibustier