Saturday, November 23, 2013

"The thought of all those children working in Indian 
sweatshops making products with my brand on them
just breaks my pea-pickin' heart!"
State Representative Drew Darby (R-TX) forgot he had
a brain in his head and was charged with a felony for 
carrying a loaded gun into an Austin airport. 
After decrying the disastrous effects of
 'overreaching government' all day, GOP
 House candidate Stewart Mills likes to
 take the edge off with his best buddy and
 a beer bong.

Friday, November 22, 2013

The dog had been warned to not gaze directly at 
Rand Paul, lest it be turned to brass.
No Northern Cardinals were harmed
in the making of this Christmas
tree ornament.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #34
Charles C. W. Cooke
"We will tattoo Obamacare on Democrats' foreheads."
Oxymorons for Our Time #160
Hip Hop Conservative
Is the Dick Dynasty a dead duck?

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #530
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
"Got blow?"
Now that he has been arrested for terrorizing the residents
 of Leith, North Dakota, Craig Cobb is demanding that he be 
incarcerated in an all-white jail with wall-to-wall swastikas
and hot-and-cold running neoNazis.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

"This is an issue we have dealt with privately for many years, 
and we are pained to see the Liz and Lez family feud become