Saturday, July 07, 2018

In another eye-opening remark, Speaker Ryan
pointed out that the weather has been awfully
warm lately.
Jim Jordan Blames 'Deviated Septum' for Failure to
Smell Cesspool
OG Mikey Pompeo
The Subversive Seven Panned by Russian Critics
Trump Sez: "But we signed a wonderful paper saying 
North Korea is going to denuclearize their whole 
thing. It's going to all happen."

Friday, July 06, 2018

Somewhere Beneath the Valley of the
Oh, well, the most important musical instrument is the
mouth anyways.  Or so Trump said in Montana.
“What the hell was that, by the way, thousand pints of Lite? 
What did that mean? Does anyone know? Has anyone 
ever figured that one out? And it was put out by a 
Republican, wasn’t it?”
And where did The Subversive Seven spend the 4th 
of July?  In the United States, celebrating
American independence? No, in Moscow,
coddling the Russians and Vladimir Putin.
Q: Who spent Independence Day in Russia sucking
 up to Vladimir Putin?
A:  The Subversive Seven
Bill Shine, Veteran of Fox News Sex Scandals, 
Becomes Key Player in Trump's Game of
Golden Throne Sniffers
Scott Pruitt wore only one hat in the Trump Administration,
but he wore it well.

Thursday, July 05, 2018

Andrew Wheeler was a lobbyist for Murray Energy
Corporation, the largest coal mining company in the 
country.  He was a legislative aide to Senator James 
Inhofe (R-OK), the 83-year-old climate change denier.  
If you are the environment, Wheeler is not here to 
protect you; he is not your friend.
With the resignation of Scott Pruitt, will
the bottom drop out of the used Trump
Hotel mattress market?
Scott Pruitt Added to List of EPA Superfund Sites
The Okie from Okefenokee Loses Laura
Trump's Supreme Court Justice Pageant, 2018
[Women's Division]
 Remember when Trump said, "China is raping our 
country'? We took that to mean Trump thought raping
our country was bad. Apparently, this is not the case.
Nice Kitties
Is Roger Stone now shilling for Arby's?
Is this what Megan McArdle means by
'muscular patriotism'?
"If I ever ask, 'Did you vote for Trump?' say No even if 
you're lying.  I'm disillusioned enough already."
In his role as Trump's John Dean, Michael Cohen 
sees himself more as James Dean.
Adventures in Aestheticism #61
As is said, you can fool some of the people all of the time.

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Also, Deleter of Embarrassing Tweets
Warm Scuzzies #817
University Preparatory Charter School for
Young Men
Secretary Pompeo Enunciates New 'Marshmallow Doctrine'
Vis-à-Vis North Korea
Flag Desecration #109
Happy Independence Day!
Opens July 16 in Helsinki
Kentucky Necrophiliac Loves Dead Giraffes
Even if Trump and the Trump Administration 
continue to slice and dice the Constitution, 
we can still celebrate July 4th as the day 
whales on stilts gained their independence.
Words of Wisdom from the Happy Hoosier
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #118
Bryan Dean Wright
"I'm not capitalizing my words randomly. 
I capitalize words 'only for emphasis' 
because I want to invade Venezuela."
Trump Realizes Mad Alchemist's Dream, Creates a
Formula for Turning Gold into Base Metal

Tuesday, July 03, 2018

If tariffs had a face, it would look like this.
The entire team knew what was going on, except the
man in charge, Coach Jordan.
When they left their home in Judea and fled to Egypt, 
Joseph and Mary had not figured on falling into the
clutches of ICE.
Trump Heads for the Slippery Slopes
"I know hallucinations.  I have the best hallucinations."
A Peek Inside Kim Jong-un's Private Art Gallery
Trump Turns Necessities into Virtues, 
Virtues into Vices, and 
Vices into Cash

Monday, July 02, 2018

The Frequency of The Untillerson's Trips to North Korea 
Starting to Rival the Frequency of Trump's Trips to the 
Golf Course
Adventures in Aestheticism #60
Kentucky Governor's Voice Drowned Out by
Trump's Body Language
Famous for Its Incoherent Story Line
Tess Thompson Talleywhacker, 
Fearless Giraffe Hunter
When you here someone say, "vapid Emersonian effusion," 
you know it's Ross Douthat talking. Good Lord, how 
ephebic can you get?!