Friday, January 03, 2014

And, once again, Fearguth is off to the see the wizards,
the Wonderful Musical Wizards of Jam Cruise.  He'll
return to Bildungblog, his usual place, on January 10.

Thursday, January 02, 2014

Willie Robertson's Poor White Period

Willie Robertson's Rich White Period
GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Al Melvin's Abe 
Lincoln Scholarship Called into Question

Wednesday, January 01, 2014

Forget the French.  When it comes to tongue, 
there's nothing deeper than the Holstein Kiss.
And then there was the moment when Congressman Darrell 
Issa learned that, despite the Steal Stopper car alarm 
which had made him a multi-millionaire, someone had 
stolen his

Peel P50.
You can pick your friends, you can pick your
nose, and sometimes you can pick your friend's
Did you know that 2014 is the Year of the Cat in the
Tinfoil Hat?
Outside Steve Stockman World Headquarters

Once in a while, you could tell when Germany's Chancellor
was staring into the abyss and the abyss was staring back.
"Dr. Jones, we understand you are now a Full Professor at 
the University of North Korean Studies.  What are you full 
of, exactly?"
Formerly known as the 'Mile-High City', Denver will
henceforth be known as the 'Too-High-to-Give-a-Shit City'.
"Hey, where ya'll headed?"
"To another one of those goddam Wayne LaPierre 
NRA lectures!"
Michael Burgess (R-TX) has what is known as
an 'Upside-Down Cheshire Moon Mouth'.  It is
caused by inordinate teabagging and there is no
known cure.
Little Known Fact #48
Before he rose to stardom in Forbidden Planet,
Robby the Robot worked part-time as a sales
associate for Payless Shoes.
"Governor Scott, do you cut your own hair?"
Mr. Mucus Loves WaPo Op-Eds
Feliz Año Nuevo!  
Bonne Année!  
Prosit Neujahr!  
Akemashite Omedetô Gozaimasu!

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

AKA 'The F Word'
 Home Depot Billionaire Blames Pope Francis for 
Making Fat Cats "Incapable of Feeling Compassion 
for the Poor"
RNC Shells Out $150,000 for Midterm Election Essential
Doomsday Preppers to Feature Katie Smith, Washington
 State's Premier Jack-o'-Lantern Hunter
"Is that Ben Gozzi?"
"No, it's Chali Cabbagemallet."
When not nesting, the Falcon is one of the fastest
creatures on Earth.
Major Gen. Paul E. Vallely (Ret.) attributes his incipient
insanity to a lack of sleep caused by the fact Valerie
 Jarrett 'wields all the power' in Washington, D.C.

Monday, December 30, 2013

"If my gun and bow don't getcha, my third leg will!"
Although Fearguth was a college librarian
who quested for almost 25 years, he never 
found the spear.  He did, however, discover
a pinwheel in the stacks one day.
When was the last time you wondered
what Todd Palin is doing these days?
[It must be tough being an ex-$ellebrity.]
"The tie?  Oh, Ben Franklin obviously 
wouldn't approve, but it's a loaner from 
Fearguth's Ludicrous Librarian Legacy 
"Drone pilot, drone pilot
How high can you fly
You'll never, never, never reach the sky."
Things to Avoid #26
Crabs Big Enough to Crack Coconuts
Old Men with Guns #13
Harry Carl Mapps
Renouncing citizenship in his motherland has made
the hoser side of Ted Cruz sad.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

"No, no, no, you got the pronunciation all wrong!  It's
Ben-ˈgä-zē, not Beng-ˈhä-zē."
Adam Schiff Sez:  "Quite frankly, Al-Qaida scares me
Doge Leonardo Loredan

His Doge Shibe
Carolina Grim Reapers, the Earth's Hottest Peppers