For a more penetrating understanding of

 what's happening in the GOP debates, 

see 'A Mind of Its Own'.

Trump's ascendancy in the GOP definitely calls 

into question the idea that a clown has never

before resided in the White House.

So Cool It's Arctic!

"Listen up, Clio!  History is what's left over after 

all the good parts have been forgotten."

Not The Onion

Taking Andrew McCarthy's advice, Piyush the Exorcist

invoked, 

"Jesus have mercy!

Lord have mercy!

Christ have mercy!

God have mercy!

Cast out the culture rot in America!"

Don't say 'Racist'.  Say 'Chromophobe'.  

A Chromophobe hates/fears people

 of any and all colors.

Camo Media Presents!

"Have a Nice Day!"

"The nuclear codes . . . NOW!"

Observers say the Question Mark Octopus doesn't look like

 "anything that’s been documented in the scientific 

literature since Squidward was discovered in 1999."

Obama to Release Drone Playbook

"I am faultless. Therefore, every bad thing that befalls me 

is either your fault or the monkey's beside you."

"Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy."

World's Worst Yobs #351

Tom Nichols

Let's stop saying 'Donor Class'.  Let's tell the truth 

and say 'Briber Class'.

Big Nose, Big Hose.

Little Hands, Little Glans.

The Urge to Merge

Louisiana Sheriff Casts Out Demon

Jindal Blames Obama for Cream Pie in the Mush

'This Is the Farthest Jerk Ever Spotted', Astronomers Say

The Unexpurgated Bible #131

"And when he had said this, as CPAC was looking on, 

Ben Carson was lifted up, and a cloud took him out 

of their sight."

Joe the Plumber Celebrates Endorsing Donald Trump 

with Publication of New NRA Pamphlet

Trump Guarantees America That Finger Length

Is Not an Indicator of Wee Wee Size

Q: "What is the difference between Anuses

 and Assholes?" 

A: "Without Anuses, we would die. Without 

Assholes, the world would be a much 

better place."

When Trump is President, Klansmen will be

 required to upgrade to Boll & Branch linens.

This Way to the Junta, Ladies and Gentlemen

Marco Rubio's presidential campaign really shifted into

 high gear when he praised Governor Rick Snyder's

 handling of the Flint water crisis.

"If I say do it, they’re going to do it. That’s what

Der Führer Prinzip is all about."

Mussolini Sues Trump for Trademark Infringement

Honest Abe Elected President of 

Hipsters Against Trump

Arguing with a Trumpnik is futile.  He will tell you there

 is only one Authority, and that that Authority has convinced

 him you're 100% wrong, even about who your parents were.

Schadenfreude Beetle Dropped from Endangered Species

List; Implosion of GOP Credited for Remarkable 

Comeback

"I like the fit, but do you have a petty despot in any other 

color besides gold?"

Some are saying that Leonardo di Caprio won an Oscar

because he grew a beard.  Well, this guy grew a beard, 

too, but he didn't win an Oscar.

"I want VP like me."

Photo Oops! #3

Travis County GOP Chair Doing His Duty to Boost Austin

Grand Poobah Sez:  "I could've said, 'Mitt, drop

 to your knees.' He was begging me."

The Orange Snapper is commonly found in the GOP Fever

 Swamp, where it feeds on Cranks, Racists, Bigots, and 

Religious Kooks.

New Jersey Governor Loses 100 Lbs.,

Is Still a Fathead

Romney Mocks Trump's 'Lousy Hat'

"Here are the specifics of my 7-point health care plan:

the 4 Mexicans die, the 3 Anglos live.  Next question!"

"Donald Trump is a phony and a fraud." 

Deadly Dilemma

"Trump's promises are as worthless as

 a degree from Trump University!"

"Check out my new clothes!" quoth the Emperor 

of Papier Mâché.

"Ted, your God is smaller than mine!" 

bellowed Mr. Hyperbole.

Waiting for the Last Checkmark on

November 8

Robert Morrow, the Combover King of

 the Travis County GOP