Saturday, April 06, 2013

Mike Reynolds Sez:  "It is not our job to see that 
anyone gets an education."
[One is made to wonder what the job of an Oklahoma
state legislator really is.]
Whoever coined the phrase, 'Mystery Meat', must've
had IKEA in mind at the time.

Friday, April 05, 2013

KFC Might Ditch Chicken Bones Entirely, Boneless 
Chicken Ranchers Said to Be Thrilled by the News
World's Worst Yoobs #132
Kidist Paulos Asrat

Thursday, April 04, 2013

Good Guy with a Gun Resting While Waiting to 
Stop a Bad Guy with a Gun
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #164
Tabitha Hale, Dan Riehl, and
Melissa Clouthier
"My father hit me with a belt.  In fact, more 
than a belt.  And I turned out OK."
New Poll Shows 4% of American People Believe Lizard
 People Secretly Control the Vatican

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

In view of the fact that North Carolina is the Jesse Helms-
John Edwards State, what denomination do you suppose
 would be the best choice to become its Established Church?
Governor Bobby Jindal is 5 percentage points less
popular than President Obama in Louisiana.  How
do you say that in Gatorspeak?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #485
Dudley Brown

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #380
Malcolm Smith
The citizens of Nelson, Georgia, now have the right to
be forced to own guns.  To be forced to buy health
insurance is tyranny, but to be forced to buy a
gun is freedom.
Old Men with Guns #9
Jeong Soo Paek
Supercat, the Only Thing Mighty Mouse Feared
Sue Everhart Sez:  “Lord, I’m going to get in trouble 
over this, but it is not natural for two women or two 
men to be married.  If it was natural, they would 
have the equipment to have a sexual relationship.”
[Equipment?  Sounds like something that comes
 in a box and is battery-powered.]

Monday, April 01, 2013

Stephen Baldwin Goes Galt, Then Admits
He Owes $300,000 in Back Taxes
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you're aboard the 666 
Express, headed straight to Hell. Our estimated ETA is 
11:00 a.m.  So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride."
If ever there was an irrefutable argument against the 
Theory of Intelligent Design, it would be 
Evan Spencer Ebel.
When it became apparent to the opponents of abortion
that 'Transvaginal Probe' had a negative connotation,
they started calling it a 'BugZooka'.
"God, I hope my disguise as a Bulgarian
folklore performer doesn't make people
think I'm just a white miner in blackface!"
It was inevitable that Face-Swap Double-Penetration 
Marriage would be the next national controversy.
If ExxonMobil has invaded Arkansas, can TransCanada
be far behind?
"Tallulah Bankhead?  Sorry, never heard of her."
Busload of Gandhi Impersonators Stopped Trying to 
Illegally Cross the U. S./Mexico Border at Nogales,
Arizona; Senator McCain Exclaims, "This Incident
 Is Another Reminder That Threats to Our Border 
Security Are Real!" 
Jesus Still Sad After Being Upstaged by
Cesar Chavez on Easter Sunday
If Chris Cillizza really HATES April Fools' Day, one 
can only imagine how much he loathed having to cover
the 2012 Republican presidential primaries for the
Washington Post.
It must be April Fools' Day.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #484
Sue Everhart
American Schutzstaffel #20
World's Worst Yobs #282
Brett Joshpe

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Did you catch The Daily Caller's Old-School Playboy
Dust Bunnies pictorial?
World's Worst Yobs #281
Ed Driscoll
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #19
Dave Agema
What Happened When Bugs Bunny Confused an 
Easter Egg with Marvin the Martian's Illudium 
Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Lindsey Graham Celebrating the Second Coming of
Immigration Reform
Dubstep Easter Bunnies Waiting for the Drop
The Unexpurgated Bible #87
Now when he was risen early the first day of the week, 
Cesar Chavez first appeared as a Google Doodle.