Crystal Cathedral Makes Deep Cuts as Power of Positive Thinking Wanes
Sky-Gazers Awestruck Seeing Biggest, Brightest Full Moon
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #4
Imagine a thirty-foot gut with a mouth on one end and
an anus on the other. That would be New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg,
Jimmy the Pimp Takes Aim at the
Lucky Charms Leprechaun
Friday, January 29, 2010
But what if you are at home? Wouldn't it be smarter
to use your guns, rather than hide them?
State Farm Won't Renew Thousands of Florida Policies;
"What Do You Think We Are---an Insurance Company?"
Company Spokesman Asks
"Hey, buddy, which way to the Fever Swamps?"
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #3
Imagine a skin disease on a ball of dirt. That
would be Andrew Breitbart.
Warm Scuzzies #54
Sally Quinn
Thursday, January 28, 2010
"Holy shit! I really AM Howard Fineman! Who on Earth let that happen?"
Will becoming a billionaire keep you from looking ugly? Well, after 80 years of trying, it obviously hasn't worked for Ross Perot. So you might consider trying something else.
When all was said and done, it took William James O'Reilly, Jr., 60 years to build up the nerve to wear an aquamarine tie without blowing chunks.
"They kept waiting to shoot me until they saw the whites of my eyes. Well, I sure fooled them, and that's why I'm still here today!"
Only the hopelessly naive refused to recognize that it's a 'Gull Eats Wafflecone' world out there.
"Did you know I've spent more time on this show than President Obama has spent in the Oval Office? Makes you wonder who's really running this country, doesn't it?"
He thought he was taming the lion. What he didn't know was that it was actually the other way around.
World's Worst Yobs #151 J. P. Freire
"Doghouse Riley? Sorry, but I can't honestly say I've ever heard of him."
Remember when Patrick Fitzgerald pointed the finger of justice at Scooter Libby? Can you think of a better reason to remember March 6, 2007?
His disaffection with the church dated from the day of his baptism.
Recently-Declassified Photograph #18
Justice Alito's Protocol Breech
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #103
"Call me Ishmael. Call me irresponsible.
Call me collect. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Reverend Bob Dobbs
Reverend Bob Dobbs on Acid
Call it a June Bug and all is well.But
call it a Cockchafer and all is---well . . .
"Says she has a date with some
guy who's taking her to the
'submarine races'."
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Apple's iJobs Unveils 'Intimate' iPad to iLovers of iPods and iPhones
Even with his protective coloration, Dick Cheney was clearly visible a mile away.
President Obama Undecided Whether to Outline a 'Progressive Regressive' or a 'Regressive Progressive' Agenda in SOTU Address
Granted, Gordon Brown had never risen higher than the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. But even he knew that the idea of a 'Digital Purchase Funnel' was sketchy, if not dodgy.
"Unless the United States starts a new war soon, nobody is going to pay me to give reasons why it's a good idea. Which means I'll be out of a job, and that's a bad idea!"
To keep her body from o'ershadowing her brain, Amanda Carpenter always wore mink.
Mr. Peppermint
Mr. Peppermint's Rebellious Son
"Pardon me, madam, but would you happen to know the way to the Black Lagoon?"
Best Little Whorehouse in Iowa
"One is the loneliest,
Number one is the loneliest,
Number one is the loneliest number
That you'll ever do.
One is the loneliest,
One is the loneliest,
One is the loneliest number
That you'll ever do."
Actually, there's an upside to the Supreme Court's decision to allow unlimited contributions to flow into American politics and elections. Since the largest corporations are transnational, it won't take nearly as long for the United States of America to be integrated into the New World Order and the One-World Government which will go by the name of
In a Centex home, you don't know whether to jump for joy or for avoiding a landslide.