Saturday, August 31, 2019

It must be National Trivialize the Holocaust Week
at the New York Times.
Chronic Tongue Chewing Is a Symptom of 
Chinless Mitchism
Rasputin Impersonator Strikes Paydirt
"If life gets hard to understand
And the whole thing is gettin' out of hand
Come to Poppa."
If Trump Got a Tattoo

Friday, August 30, 2019

Q: Who's that hiding behind the beard?
A:  It's the Texas Trumpsucker!
Madeleine Westerhaut, White House Paleoanthropologist,
Steps Down
The working title is Fear and Loathing in Washington, D. C.
Is Pravda available?
God Is a Warrior and Matt Shea Is His Sidekick
There is, of course, a third possibility.

Thursday, August 29, 2019

As Mark Twain might have said, "A hat makes a man. 
Hatless men have little or no influence on society."
Pigs Can't Fly, But Pork Can
Hallowed Howls of Ivey
Said the Ferret with Tongue-in-Cheek
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #778
Steve Womack

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #887
Mike Maroney
There's hardly anything sadder than a sad Fox.
The Wolf Man's First Date
Republicans Funneling Resources Into 
Dan Bishop's North Carolina Campaign
"No, Wolfgang, you can't go outside and howl
 at the moon!"
Two  Shysters Walk Into a Barr

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Not to worry, America: your invitation is in the mail.
Well, at least Bolsonaro didn't say "rationalist."
Adventures in Aestheticism #209
Girl Talk
Frequent Prayer Speaks Out
And, echoing Dick Nixon, Biden added, "I'm not a crook!"
All the Fits That Are News to Print
Some say Pete is too gay, some say he's not 
gay enough.
Next G7 Summit to Be Held at Motel 6 Miami
The Mooch has a point.  Impeachment would take
 way too long.
Like Don Quixote, Trump enjoyed tilting at windmills, 
"which, frankly, aren’t working too well," he said.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #777
Roberta Ann Madison
Trump Sez:  “No bedbugs at Doral.”
Adventures in Aestheticism #208
World's Worst Yoobs #207
Claire Lehmann
There's only one person on the planet who makes
Jair Bolsonaro look good by comparison, and
that's Donald Trump.
Bret Stephens Tweets:  “Twitter is a sewer. It brings out the 
worst in humanity.”

Monday, August 26, 2019

Sean Duffy Abruptly Resigns from Congress to Spend More 
Time Hatchet Throwing and Singing 'The Lumberjack Song'
A Public Service Announcement from Devin Nunes's Cow
World Leaders Tread Softly Around Pouting Trump
at the G7
Warm Scuzzies #886
Arthur Schwartz
Merry Prankster
Whatever Trump thinks he's doing in this picture, 
you can be sure it's Not Safe for Work.
Melania Triggers Trade War with Canada

Sunday, August 25, 2019

"Honey, I told you not to pick Door #3!"
In case you missed the original, there's now a remake.
The Serpent Does Stand-Up
Trump Sez:  "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke hurricanes?  
As they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside
 the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do