Saturday, January 30, 2016

Trump Scores Endorsement of Brotherhood of Satanic 
Musclehead Emojis
Shelly Shelton (R-NV) Criticized for Comparing LaVoy
Finicum to Moses and Jesus But Not Muhammad
Germany has learned a thing or two 
about insane rabble-rousers.
Unlike McDonald's cheeseless mozzarella sticks, 
Ted Cruz is very cheesy.

Friday, January 29, 2016

"If you don't mind, please explain what you mean when 
you say, 'Not so fast!'"
"I would say, 'Give me some skin, Daddy-o!', 
but I have enough already."
Keiko Opus the Whaleguin Sez:
"For some odd reason, Hillary Clinton's
 emails make me peckish."
"Given the choice, I would pick a Republican
Fascist over a Democratic Socialist any day
of the week."
Commenting on the effect the absence of Donald Trump 
had on the GOP debate, one observer said, "The debate
 lacked an obvious center of gravity."  Another observer 
responded, "I have a hunch we're living in the last days 
of gravity, the center or otherwise."
"Never forget, kiddo, a rich man is nothing but a poor man 
with money."
"I can't be bought because I already bought myself."
The Politico Illustrated #44
'Cruz emerges from debate as GOP punching bag'
"Yikes, it's Mr. Krabs!  Run away, run away!"
The Unexpurgated Bible #125
"Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field 
which the Lord God had made."
"Well, kiss my grits, you're the oldest knuckledragger
I've met so far!"
"I like Mike,
Mike likes me,
We're a happy family."
As George Orwell might have said, “At 69, 
Donald Trump has the face he deserves.”
Eeny, Meeny, and Miny, But There Ain't No Moe

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Army of Straw Men Infiltrating 2016 Presidential Race
"Out, out damnéd ball!"
"Hope is the thing with feathers 
That perches in the soul,
Nope is the thing without feathers 
That looketh like a Troll."
'Black Americans for a White Future' Super PAC 96% 
Funded by Robert Mercer, Rich White Billionaire
Another Treasure from The Bamboozle Box
"When I go, just wrap me up in my blue tarp and bury
me on Cliven Bundy's lone prairie."
Andrew Alemao National Monument
GoFundMe Campaign Buying Chris Christie Lots of Mops
Andrew Alemao assures us that no good
tomatoes were harmed, only rotten ones,
 when he hurled them at Donald Trump.
Maybe we should erect a monument to Andrew Alemao, 
the anti-Trump tomato thrower, like they did for Muntadhir 
al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Dubya.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Salvation by Faith Only
Macon Bacon
"I'm the Dude, Dad, and the Dude abides.  So you can
put that roscoe away."
He: "You want me to go down there with a mop?"
She: "No, I want you to go down there with a mouth siphon."
Donald Trump Shaving Jeb Bush's Head for the WWE
Draws Bigger Crowd Than GOP Debate
LaVoy Finicum Included in New Edition of 
Foxe's Book of Mortars
"I have no intention of spending any of my days in a concrete
 box. I prefer pine."
Trumpus Interruptus Said to Be More Effective Than Rhythm 
Method in Preventing Unwanted Debates
"Auf Wiedersehen!"
"Au Revoir!"
"Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish!"
Robert LaVoy Finicum Sez: “I’m just not going
 to prison."
[And he didn't.]

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #651
Joaquin Mariano DeMoreta-Folch
Fox News Says Donald Trump Is Afraid of 
Megyn Kelly's Moral Relativism
Four Humblebraggers, Members of the Humblest Braggers 
in the World Club
GOP Candidates Freaking Out about Grand Jury That
 Indicted Anti-Planned Parenthood Activists
Tomás de Torquemada Cotton Opposes Bipartisan 
Criminal Justice Reform That Would Loosen 
Mandatory Minimum Sentences
Illustration from Foxe's Book of Mortars
Brazil Losing Battle Against Mosquito
"Master, Godzilla is raging! The billows are tossing high! 
The sky is o'ershadowed with blackness. No shelter or help
 is nigh."
When you first laid eyes on him, you just
knew David Daleiden was a monster under
the skin.

Monday, January 25, 2016

"Rick Santorum's campaign is not  dead yet.  I feel happy!
I feel happy!"
David Daleiden Stung with Felony and Misdemeanor
Indictments for Tampering with a Governmental
Record and Purchasing Human Organs