Warm Scuzzies #878

Brian Boquist

Hey, let's all follow Trump's example and 

call each other names, shall we?

The Fateful Day Wilbur Tested the 

Flying Pig Hypothesis

World's Worst Jobs #149

Facebook Moderator

"We understand that if you fail to become the next

Governor of Arkansas you will give serious

consideration to auditioning for Danny Trejo's 

role in a remake of Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

The Punisher is a fictional character who serves as

Secretary of State in the Trump Administration.

'Demonic Networks' Said to Now Include Fox News

If you like your bigotry raw and out in the open, 

you would love Alabama.

Instead of the presidency, maybe Joe Biden should

be elected to the DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers.

Trump Launches 2020 Re-Election Campaign

Now that Trump has started calling Fox News 'Fake News',

one wonders how long it will be before he ditches Fox for a 

younger network, like, say, One America News.  At the same

time, Melania should be watching her back, because it looks

like Sarah is making her move.

If Vladimir Putin starts to tell you this joke, tell him you've

already heard it.

What's really scary is when that 17th-century belief

 system begins to erupt from Jim Jordan's chest.

Iran Surrenders After Tom Cotton Dropped on Tehran

Those Aryan Eyes, That Aryan Hair

It's not surprising that Sebastian Gorka's wife looks like

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.  It's also not surprising that she

has been named press secretary for the Customs and

Border Protection Agency.  Let the mass deportations

begin!

Tomi Lahren, the World's Blondest Joke, Reacts to

the Popularity of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

CEO Stephen Bradley Mell will be grounded in prison

for the next seven years.

On the Same Day Trump Launched His Re-Election

Campaign in Orlando

Unbeknownst to him, Boeing had also installed an

automatic self-destruct mechanism in Patrick Shanahan.

Welcome to Trumpcentration Camp, Boys and Girls, 

Where We Focus All Day Long on Our Dear Leader

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #770

Irwin Graulich

Robert Mercer Decides to Disinvest from MAGA Corp.

Yes, random testing for nicotine in the urine

of Jeffs belongs in the funny papers.

Salena Zito, the Trumpnik Whisperer, 

Beginning to Evince the Edroso Effect

Say "9/11" to the McConnell the Turtle Inaction Figure, 

and it won't move, but it WILL shed a tear or two.

Jon Stewart Sez:  “Listen, Senator McConnell, I know

 that your species isn’t known for moving quickly.”

Serpent Necking Turns Deadly

Brett Kavanaugh Sez:  "It is sometimes said that the bigger

 the government, the smaller the individual." If this were true,

 then a state of anarchy, like Syria today, would be the ideal

 environment for the individual to live in.

Little Wise Guy's Last Ride

For All the Nervous Nellies in the House Democratic

 Caucus (Especially Nancy Pelosi)

Warm Scuzzies #878

Kyle Kashuv

Warm Scuzzies #877

Bryan Lober

Brian Isaack Clyde Sez:  "No cosplay for me for A Kon

 because i decided to finish getting all of my mags. 

2 40 rounders and 8 30 rounders total."

[Don't you just love it when gunhuggers talk dirty.]

Trump Sez:  “Look, George, you’re being a little wise guy, 

okay, which is typical for you.”

Trump calls it his 'King of the Britons' strategy.

You don't have to be a masochist to work for

Trump, but it sure helps.

Tribute bands are all the rage these days.  Kellyanne

Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders have formed

a new band to pay tribute to The Lamplighters,

called The Gaslighters.

The US is the only country in the world to recognize 

Israeli sovereignty in the occupied territory where 

'Trump Depths' will be built.

If you don't like the message, shoot the messenger.

Warm Scuzzies #876

Ian Reed

Sergeant Schultz Named Trump's New Press Secretary

Imagine if Iran had troops stationed in Canada and Mexico.  

How would we like that?  The United States has troops

 stationed on the east side of Iran in Afghanistan and on the 

west side of Iran in Iraq.  How do you suppose Iran likes that?

Three Annoying Pet Rocks Taunt Ernie Bushmiller

After Escaping from Nancy Comic Strip

'Son of a Mitch' Now More Popular Than 'Son of a Bitch'

 as Vulgar Slang for an 'Objectionable, Despicable Person'

Tweety

Remember when megalomania was a bug, not a feature?

Israel and Saudi Arabia Continue Egging On American

 Bully to Beat Up on Iran

Although many Americans oppose Trump's proposal to 

ban flag burning, they are much more receptive to a ban 

on flag hugging.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to be remembered

 for being 'transparent and honest'.  Stormy Daniels 

wants to be remembered as 'Our Lady of Perpetual

 Virginity'.