Sunday, October 13, 2019

This meet-and-greet at the White House between Lev
Parnas and Donald Trump was staged by the same 
Deep State operatives who staged the American
Moon landing on 20 July 1969.
Selfie-Incrimination
Putin Congratulates Trump for Changing the Presidential
 Anthem of the United States from 'Hail to the Chief' to
'Secret Agent Man'
If there were a Nobel Prize for Black Person Defending 
White Supremacists, Kanye West would win it.

Isn't it mind-blowing when history and prophecy 
converge?
Securing the Homeland
Knowing Trump, his defense strategy will probably be
Implausible Undeniability.
A Blizzard of Id
Always Mystify, Mislead, and Bullshit the Enemy
The Sondland Doctrine

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Have you noticed how the crowd at Trump
 rallies is looking more and more familiar?
Want to walk on water like Jesus did? For only $1,425, 
you can with a pair of Jesus Shoes.
Mike Pompeo Assures Pope Francis He Doesn't Gossip
Meeting of Minds
Meet and Greet
Telling Giuliani to stop talking is like telling a
magpie to stop chattering "wock, wock 
wock-a-wock, wock, pjur, weer, weer."
Trump Didn't Know If Giuliani Was Still His Lawyer

Friday, October 11, 2019

No, this is not a re-release of the Allman Brothers Band
album, Eat a Peach.
Dogs Demand Equal Time
Rudy Giuliani Stuffed Into the Memory Hole
All the Christians in his Minneapolis audience really 
enjoyed getting to cuss vicariously when Trump spoke.
Welcome to Penny Whistle Park
Trump Sez:  “I have a little conflict of interest ’cause I have 
a major, major building in Istanbul. It’s a tremendously
 successful job. It’s called Trump Towers—two towers, 
instead of one, not the usual one, it’s two.”
Trump Practicing His Nixon Walk
Remembering Jesse James
Parnas-Fruman sounds like a neurological disorder 
you could look up in the Diagnostic and Statistical
 Manual of Mental Disorders.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #781
Michael Pillsbury

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Uh-oh, their lips are moving.  You know what that means.
Know Your Igors
Hitler had Brownshirts.  Trump has Redshirts.
Pre-Emptive Amnesia
In the good old days, the bad guys wore
black hats.  Apparently, they still do.
It's the Great Trumpkin!
Isn't playing Connect-the-Dots fun?
Was it Projectile Verping or was Trump doing his 
Godzilla impression?
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
The Epic Day Zippy the Pinhead and Alfred E. Neuman 
Appeared on Steve Allen's Meeting of Minds
Remember the Two-Headed Monster on Sesame Street?
This is it's evil twin.

Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #217
“Matt Drudge loves chaos. And impeachment is chaos.”
Base Medal
Meghan McCain Sez:  "You can laugh all you want."
Trump Displays Tablets of Stone God Gave Him
on Top of Mount Sinai
Not all scientists believe in the Theory of Trumpnik Evolution.
In their view, the theory is way too optimistic.

Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Gaetz-Gate
The Day Your Pet Grasshopper Got 
Into Your LSD Stash
It's not true that Gordon Sondland's hair caught on fire 
and Trump put it out with Rudy Giuliani's flop sweat.
Those who refused to acknowledge Ming the Merciless's
 'Great and Unmatched Wisdom' were thrown into the 
Disintegrating Room.
Lee Zeldin and Matt Gaetz, Trumpniks Twain
Will Trump say this is a 'fake, rigged poll' 
or a 'rigged, fake poll'?