Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding, Lev Parnas 
did things, witnessed things, and knows things that are 
highly relevant.
Sanders Releases Letters from Three Doctors Attesting to
 the Fact He's Only a Septuagenarian
Plastic Man seemed unconcerned when he heard that each of us
 consumes 20 kilograms of microplastic over the course of our
 life.  That's the equivalent of two mobile recycling bins.
Just press Lullaby & Good Night Donald's tummy and
he says, "Sleepy Joe Biden is so boring!"
"No White Supremacy, No Neo-Nazi, Just Ignorance"

Monday, December 30, 2019

Scott Jennings's Cat
Mick Mulvaney Shirt Popular with Impeachment Watchers

Sunday, December 29, 2019

Baby's First Prophecy
Come On, Baby, Do the Loco-Motion!

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Comfy Configuration
Should Trump be crucified on a cross of Big Macs?
Trump Feeds Right-Wing Push to Name Whistleblower,
Says Name Begins with 'B' and Ends with 'T'
Oxymorons for Our Time #202
Evangelical Community
"Peace, peace, when there is no peace."

Friday, December 27, 2019

Trump's cameo in Home Alone 2 was deleted in 2014, five years
 ago, as a pre-emptive strike against Trumpnik snowflakes.
Banner Day in Automotive History, or
Turkey's Turkey?
Of Andrii Telizhenko, it has been written: "He
 is capable of consuming superhuman amounts 
of food and alcohol while burning through
 multiple cigars."
Will Electile Dysfunction keep Trump from 
screwing America for four more years?
Aftershocks Felt as Far East as
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Whether you're arguing with an orangutan or an
armadillo, Trump shows you how to win.

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

By All Means!
Corruption is his ecosystem, his natural habitat.
Warm Scuzzies #902
The Christian Post

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Merry MechaChristmas!
Adventures in Aestheticism #234
Trump On the Throne
Being a royal these days is no laughing matter.
Whoever coined the word, 'Meathead', must've had 
William Barr in mind at the time.
A new schism in Christianity has suddenly developed
between those who believe Jesus would have been a 'smelly
Walmart shopper' and those who believe he would have
been a 'squeaky clean Target shopper'.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Sez:  “I think if Jesus lived today on the 
Earth, Christianity Today would call him a smelly 
Walmart shopper.”
Coming Soon to a Threatre Near You #201
From Hell It Came
Offer Ends at Midnight
The next thing you know they'll be telling
us there's no such thing as the 'real world'.

Monday, December 23, 2019

Rabbi Giuliani
"The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest 
the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it
 cometh, and whither it goeth."

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Trump is not on the skids.  He's on the fast track
to sainthood.  Just ask Lou Dobbs.
How We Know What We Know About the Nativity
Son of Sisyphus

Friday, December 20, 2019

Most rats abandon a sinking ship.  Not Jeff Van Drew.
Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture!
Move over, Christianity Today.
Make way for Trumpianity Today!
Another Badly Behaved Royal
Certified Homegrown
"Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children 
in his sack and carry them away to his lair."
The Dishwasher Soliloquy of
Donald John Trump

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Trump keeps at least one sucker by his side at all times.
Grim Fairy Tales #9
Will Tinker Bell get hammered?
"Trump has accomplished so much," said Meadows, 
"I'm really not needed anymore."
Warm Scuzzies #901
Chuck Bonniwell