Says a former American ambassador, "Mike Pompeo is like 

a heat-seeking missile for Trump's ass." Deep Asskisser, 

in other words.

Epstein's Half-Billion-Dollar Baby

Heather Mac Donald needs to take a crash course

 in graphology.

Trump Lashes Jerome Powell for His

'Horrendous Lack of Vision'; Fed Chair

Blames His Ophthalmologist

Marianne Williamson Vows to Remove Zombie Andrew 

Jackson Painting from Oval Office

Mark Halperin Has Risen from the Grave

and Written a Bloody Book!

Did you hear about the new Trumpnik

drinking game?

Before the police get too complacent, let us remember 

that anyone who owns an assault weapon is a 'potential

 mass shooter'.  And current estimates suggest that 

Americans currently own approximately three million

assault weapons.

And won't Trump be surprised when She does.

Trump Sez:  "I'm the one calling the shots around here."

Trump keeps Miller around because he likes to

call him 'Tom Thumb' behind his back.

Not since the Lighthouse of Alexandria has there been a

 a light source as awesome as the Great Gaslight of Trump.

Mom-and-Pop Art

What if Steve King held a town hall in Iowa and only

four people---including himself---showed up?

Donjamin Trumpenyahoo

Protester Spotted on the Portland Waterfront

Doesn't the Constitutional right of the people 

peaceably to assemble include the right of the 

people peacably to not assemble?

Frank Dawson, Masochistic Trumpnik, Sez:  "I love the guy, 

and I don’t care what he said."

Have you ever wondered where the

swamp went when Trump drained it?

Fjord Has a Better Idea

Man Offers Free Spine to Any Republican in Congress

Who Wants to Stand Up to Trump

Hal Rounds Sez:  “Every birthday is a celebration of not 

having been a nocturnal emission casualty."

Susan LaPierre's 'Fright in the Night' Hairstyle

Said to Be Quite Costly to Maintain

First, the Bad News . . .

It's OK to Be Obese If You're a Trumpnik

Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week

Runaway Balloon Gives Crowd a Belly Laugh

Trump Interested in Buying Greenland, Arkanas, 

Home of 5-Star Towing and Recovery

Adventures in Aestheticism #205

Warm Scuzzies #884

Craig Northcott

Aussies Do the Darndest Things

Man Flashes Six-Pack Abs,

Teetotaler Capitulates

Corn Earworm Can't Stop Singing 'I Am NOT a Parasite!'

Inspired by the Trump Administration, the International 

Olympic Committee has added 'Scamming the Rubes' 

as a demonstration sport to the 2020 Olympic Summer 

Games in Tokyo.

Adventures in Aestheticism #204

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had

a tree in our yard for years."

How to Serve a Healthy Pizza

 in Two Easy Steps

Step 1:  Grip Pizza Pan Firmly with Both Hands,

Step 2:  Dump on Floor.

Q:  "Why does Trump look scared shitless?

A:  "He's next on Bill and Hillary's hit list."

Was Going to Arrive Shirtless in Russia, But Didn't

 Want to Overexcite Feral Hogs

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #201

Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and

Ghislaine Maxwell

Big Bigots, Little Bigot #157

Ron Gould

Bryan Harlan, Little Man with Big Gun, Snuffs

Endangered Species for Giggles and Grins

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #156

Adam Fanning

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #774

Marc Lotter

Scientists Adduce New Evidence for the 

Theory of Devolution

Looks like Moscow Mitch will have to find a more 

secluded spot to get his daily fix of Moon Pie and 

RC Cola.

Trump Sez:  “I just got a beautiful letter from Kim

 Jong-un this week. We are friends. People say he

 only smiles when he sees me.”

Trump's Former Communications Director

Pens Surprise Best Seller

As the Mooch goes, so goes the world.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #773

Omar Navarro