Saturday, June 15, 2019

Three Annoying Pet Rocks Taunt Ernie Bushmiller
After Escaping from Nancy Comic Strip
'Son of a Mitch' Now More Popular Than 'Son of a Bitch'
 as Vulgar Slang for an 'Objectionable, Despicable Person'
Remember when megalomania was a bug, not a feature?
Israel and Saudi Arabia Continue Egging On American
 Bully to Beat Up on Iran
Although many Americans oppose Trump's proposal to 
ban flag burning, they are much more receptive to a ban 
on flag hugging.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to be remembered
 for being 'transparent and honest'.  Stormy Daniels 
wants to be remembered as 'Our Lady of Perpetual
Upon leaving the White House, Sarah Huckabee Sanders
had two things on her mind:  rhinoplasty and insecticide.

Friday, June 14, 2019

Trump Uses PowerPoint Slide to Clarify His
Comments About Colluding with Russia in 2020
Trump Sez:  “We have our own Jackie O, 
it’s called Melania, Melania T.”
Treasury Secretary Lies About the Color of Money
First Indication That Trump May Be Losing
His Grip on the Extraterrestrial Vote
Neither of the oil tankers purportedly attacked 
by Iran in the Gulf of Oman belongs to an American
 company.  One belongs to a Norwegian company, 
the other to a Japanese company.  So, if anyone has 
an interest in starting a war with Iran, shouldn't 
it be Norway and/or Japan?
Trump's Golden Boy Begins to Hair Over
"This is a good young man," says Trump.  He needs to
get to know his son better.  Donald Trump, Jr. is, at 41,
When truth has friends like these, it needs no enemies.

Thursday, June 13, 2019

"It sucks to be hated," laments Louise Linton.  It must
suck even more to be Steve Mnuchin's third wife.
Trump Explains the White House Menu to the
Prince of Whales
Sources say Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be rolled back
to Arkansas by the end of June.
"In a packed program tonight, we will be talking 
to a contortionist from Indiana who says he has
a collection of over 100 bendable Gumbys."
Duncan Hunter has an 'Uh-Oh!' moment.
Visual Aid Used by Eight-Year-Old to Explain to 
His Friends What Trump Meant by 'Prince of Whales'
If you hear Trump say something nutty, you can say, as 
does Rick Santorum, that Trump was just using 'filler words'.
If Dolphins Can Hitch Rides on Whales, Then . . .
Drain the swamp and you discover it's
Alligator Snapping Turtles all the
way down.
To Kellyanne Conway, laws are like pie crusts,
made to be broken.
If you consider yourself an 'influencer',
you might want to add a Chernobyl
visit to your Bucket List.
As is apparent by now, Trump is lost in the 
jungle of his own mind, a jungle filled with 
a bewildering variety of mythical animals, 
legendary creatures, and imaginary beasts.
Don't Forget the Cheese!
"NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon. 
They should be focused on the much bigger things 
we are doing, including Mars."
"If Baron Vladimir Harkonnen offered me dirt on my
Democratic opponent in 2020, I'd take it."

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

The Pope gets cheesed.
"I take this detour from the road reluctantly,"
not realizing he had turned into a blind alley.
'On the Antiquity of Big Macs'

Recruiting Poster for the U. S. Army
in the Age of Trump
"I assert executive privilege over everything!"
Adventures in Aestheticism #195
God's protection was not enough.
Chick-fil-A® is now protected by
the Great State of Texas.
What Inspired This Young Man to Build
a Better Mousetrap
Maybe Trump will name Michelle Malkin as
camp commandant.
Infernal Polling Data Shows Trump Big Favorite
 of Those Damned to Hell for All Eternity
"Walk a mile in my shoes
just walk a mile in my shoes
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse
Then walk a mile in my shoes."
Trump's Favorite Eau de Toilette

Trump's Secret Agreement with Mexico

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Know Your Statues
Jared Kushner's 'Opaque Offshore Vehicle'
Mohammed bin Salman's 439-foot yacht features
Leonard da Vinci's 'Rubber Duck', a painting
valued at $450 million.
If the Boogerman doesn't get you,
George Soros will!
Complaining makes Howard Kurtz look like
he could use a good antiperspirant.
Adventures in Aestheticism #194