Saturday, January 09, 2021

“Resign, Senator Cruz. Your lies cost lives.”

Trump Goes Ballistic After Twitter Ban



Dick Tracy needs your help in apprehending the
perps who attempted a coup d'├ętat but failed.

The Bible he placed his hand on to be sworn in
is still warm.

Warm Scuzzies #998
McCall Calhoun

The Terminator is coming back, but this time as a
Zombie.

It's Feeding Time At the Trumpnik Zoo

Jenny Cudd, a Midland, Texas florist, has been
voted Flower Child of the Capitol Hill Riot.

Before Trump makes his final curtain call, let's take
a moment to remember Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Michael Cohen Sez:  "I am certain that Donald Trump is 
psychotic right now.  He would rather burn down the 
White House, than turn over the keys."

Apparently, the only part of this tale that
isn't true is the testicular location of the
tasering.

Early Bird Reminds Us
It's Caturday

 

Adam Johnson, one of the poster boys of the Capitol
Hill Riot, is a cokehead and stay-at-home father of five.

 

When Dough Trumps D'oh!

Andy Barr is outraged that Trump has been banned 
from Twitter.  But Andy is such a sweet little
Trumpnik, he can only express his outrage
by waving and smiling.

Friday, January 08, 2021

Richard Barnett, Arkansas Traveler,
Charged with Three Federal Crimes

Nancy Pelosi's Tiny Desk Concert

Photographic Proof That Aunt Tifa
Invaded the Nation's Capitol

No More Twitler!

Trumpnik Carrying 'Don't Tread on Me' Flag in 
Nation's Capitol Trampled to Death 
by Other Trumpniks

Will Nick Ochs be as proud in jail as 
he was in the Capitol?

Derrick Evens Faces Criminal Charges

Stalinists and Trumpniks are indistinguishable.
If you deviate from the party line by one iota,
you are a deviationist and should be exterminated.

Madison Cawthorn Sez;  "I don't feel I had any responsibility 
for them attacking the Capitol.”


Leigh Ann Luck, Trumpnik Statue of Liberty

"We thought he was going to get better!" exclaimed a
 Republican Senator who wished to remain anonymous.

And to think we once thought calling Trumpniks
 'Shitheels' was just a figure of speech!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #132
Chris Malone

Good Widdance to Bad Wubbish!

Yooogest Human Cannonball Ever!

Being likened to 'Hitler Youth' or 'hardcore MAGA folks'
 really hurts their feelings.

Was it information overload or intelligence underload?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #858
Aaron Mostofsky

Thursday, January 07, 2021

Trump Performs First Mid-Insurrection 
Medal of Freedom Presentation

It's Lodge Night in Bedrock!

After faithfully following Trump's orders from February 7, 2017
 to January 7, 2021, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos tried to
step down but she was already standing at rock bottom.

 “Just a whole heck of a lot of patriots here," said Terri Lynn
 Weaver, a Tennessee state lawmaker.

Mick Mulvaney Sez:  "I can't stay here."

Trump's Signature Red Tie Now Flying at Half-Staff

Warm Scuzzies #997
Jenna Ryan

Maybe Trump's aides should try to reach him
through his Prevarication Gland.

Let us not forget that George Will, the author of this opinion,
was the quintessential Reaganite.

Cliffhanger

Congress Certifies Trump-Pence 2nd Place Finish

Is Matt Gaetz really nuts, or is he just
impersonating a crazy person?

Two Thumbs Up America's Butt

This looks like a job for Sani-Flush.

Senators Who Voted to Reject Pennsylvania's
Electoral Votes Form Pariah Caucus

They died for Trump's sins.

Senators Who Voted to Reject Arizona's
Electoral Votes Form Lepers Caucus