Saturday, December 09, 2017

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!"
Silence Is Golden
Trump's Alabama Robocaller
'Steve Bannon to Campaign with Roy Moore on 
Eve of Election'
The Apotheosis of Steve King
FCC Chairman Ajit Pai thinks it's pretty
funny that anyone would think he's a
puppet of American telecoms.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #710
Douglas Broxson
Fox News Is On the Case
"Steve Bannon?"
"Close, but it's actually a can of moldy Spam."
Keep Your Nose Out of My Business

Friday, December 08, 2017

"Touchy Feely?  Bah! Humbug!"
Jamie Dimon Sez: "I can't prove that eating gastropods 
is good for you, but I know it's true.”
The Driest Aggie Joke Ever Told
There's a reason why Stinky Zinke wears a black hat.

Thursday, December 07, 2017

The View from Today's Moral High Ground
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #15
Envisioning Trent Franks Engaged
in Sexual Misconduct
Sign of the Times #76
Welcome to 2018
"Donald Trump, I feel your pain! My throat gets dry, too."
"Listen to the Mockingbird, listen to the Mockingbird,
Oh, the Mockingbird is singing o'er the land."
As someone might have said (but probably not Everett
 Dirksen), "$289 billion here, $289 billion there, and 
pretty soon you're talking real money."
Denturegate makes you wonder which 
parts of Donald Trump's body are
 original equipment and which 
parts are aftermarket parts.

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Trump is not all that concerned about
a U. S. government shutdown because
he knows the government of Russia 
will still be open.
Is Donald Trump slipping, or is it just his dentures?
OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!! It's Denturegate!
Janet Porter Sez: “We need to make it clear that there’s a 
group of non-accusers, that have not accused Judge Moore
 of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal.” 
[But the number of non-accusers is shrinking daily.]
Multiple Personality Disorder wasn't
 always ugly.
Trump may not have been named 'Person
of the Year', but there are other awards.
Sign of the Times #75
Daryl Metcalfe doesn't like men, 
and there are days when he won't 
even touch himself.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #123
Daryl Metcalfe
Here's Looking at You, Donald Trump!

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

"A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word."
Rick Perry, Barefoot Sheik of the Burning Sand
WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders
 Delivers Today's White House Fantasies, 
Fables, and Fabrications at 3 PM ET
I Pledge Not to Give In to ROAD RAGE
Feds Decide to Quantify Cost of Mueller Investigation in 
Terms of Trump Golf Trips to Mar-a-Lago: 
Six Mar-a-Lagos So Far
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #122
Joe Fernkes
First Doggies
Oedipus the Grappler
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #104
Hugh Hewitt
"Would I lie to you?" asked K. T. McFarland.  To which
her face replied, "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah!"
The Unexpurgated Bible #155
But Roy Moore called them unto him, and said, 
"Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid 
them not: for of such is the kingdom of God."

Monday, December 04, 2017

Since he is a Teetotalitarian, Trump won't 
be celebrating Repeal Day, December 5. Instead, 
he will pig out on two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, 
Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza, potato chips, 
pretzels, Oreos, Vienna Fingers, a chocolate
 milkshake,  and a Diet Coke.
Lawyer for Nixon Zombie Sez: "The President cannot obstruct
 justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under 
the Constitution."
County Commissioner Louis Klemp wonders
why Oprah Winfrey doesn't have her own
federal holiday and why his dog whistle is
so out of tune.
Trump's Talking Thumb
Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'
Q:  What do you get when you subtract booze, women, 
and movies from life?
A: Chuck Grassley.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #121
Orin Harris
There was a time, long, long ago, when their roles were
 reversed and the Roadrunner chased Wile E. Coyote.
"Pop Beads Syndrome? Is it curable?"

Sunday, December 03, 2017

Not even Jesus could heal a moral leper like Mitch McConnell.