Saturday, October 03, 2020

In Case You've Been Wondering How Trump
Caught the Coronavirus
Metaphor Mixology #19
A backlash way below the belt? 
Gosh, talk about a low blow!
Ron Johnson has a god-given right to
infect you with COVID-19, dammit!
Now that Daddy is in Walter Reed with COVID-19,
do you suppose his children will be wearing masks
the next time they appear together in public?
Apathy is a measurement of the inability to do work.
Girl Talk
The Most Positive News about Ron Johnson Since He
Was Mistaken for a Bar of Widmer's Eight-Year-Old
Kellyanne Conway Tests Positive for
Mysterious Rose Garden Disease
Mostly Maskless and Not-Socially-Distanced
Trumpniks on the White House Lawn
Waiting to Board the Ship of Fools
"No, Bob, I’m not worried about contracting 
COVID-19. I don’t know why I’m not. I’m not."
Red-Letter Day
Mask Up and Vote #40

Friday, October 02, 2020

Trump arrives at Walter Reed Medical Center wearing the 
biggest mask you've ever seen, even bigger than Biden's.
POTUS Down!  Paging Doctor Immanuel!
Larry Kudlow Doing His 
Highwayman Impression
Will Amy Cony Barrett wear her
COVID-19 Memorial T-Shirt to
her Senate confirmation hearing?
Other than testing positive for COVID-19, what other 
positive thing has Trump done since January 20, 2017? 
Asking for a friend.
Trump's Popular Three-Eared Sphincter Gesture
Also Tests Positive for COVID-19
Apparently, those imaginary Trump mail-in ballots 
were incinerated in a dumpster, not dumped
 in a ditch.
COVID-19 Is on the Prowl
in the Trumpnik Herd
Mike Myers Takes Time Out for the
Friendly Pepper Upper
Where GOPers Come From
Mike Lee Tests Positive for GOP Virus
Luckily, Paul Ryan is no longer in the 
Presidential Order of Succession.
GOP Virus (aka 'China Virus') Linked to
Schadenfreude Pandemic
Ronna McDaniel, Chair of the Republican National
Committee, Tests Positive for Deadly Hoax
Mask Up and Vote #39
Be Not Deceived:
COVID-19 Is Not Mocked

Thursday, October 01, 2020

Burkman-Wohl Dirty Tricks Duo
Gets a Taste of Lesbian Justice
No Hope Hicks
Inmates of the Year!
Food Aid is brought to you by the
Make-a-Fist Foundation.
"How do we win on Election Day?  It's simple.
We, uh, kill the Batman."
Warm Scuzzies #974
Jonathan Grenon and Jordan Grenon
Each day, Johnny Jupiter and Major Domo searched 
the Universe for signs of intelligent life, but, alas, they 
found none.
In case you've been wondering, Johnny Cash
did go to Heaven.
Mask Up and Vote #38

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Overnight Sea Change
Musk Claims He and His Kids Have
'Extraterrestrial Immunity'
Elizabeth Warren's Revenge
In Case You Were Wondering
Parscale Edited Out of Trumpworld,
Joins Ranks of the 'Disappeared'
Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent
life on the debate stage.
Last night's debate is all the proof you need that the 
'Use By Date' of the Baby Boomer generation
has expired.
Mask Up and Vote #37

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Alabama Pseudo-Cops Flashing the
Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter