"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"It's Wakarusa time!"

[Fearguth will be offline until June 4.]

One-L to Become No-L After 2014

Walmart Admits Dumping Pollutants, Will Pay 

$81 Million in Pocket Change

No doubt about it:  John Boehner's power

to make people laugh was shrinking.

Carmen Reinhart, Harvard's spec-

tacularly mistaken economist, calls

Princeton's Paul Krugman 'spec-

tacularly uncivil'.  World yawns.

Local Unbeliever Charged with Sacred Cow Rustling

"Like Rand Paul says, Obama's really losing 

the moral authority to lead this nation."

If everyone will be really sweet to him, Rand Paul 

just might vote for immigration reform.

High Cotton

Low Cotton

Don Thompson Sez:  "We don't sell junk food!"

[As we all know, McDonald's only sells 

Pâté de Foie Gras, Chateaubriand, and 

Lobster Newburg.]

Asked what job David Price (shown here)

had been hired to do, Toronto mayor Rob

Ford said, "Director of the Office of

Logistics and Blow Drying."

Would you buy a used crack pipe from this man?

Governor of Oklahoma Cuts Red Tape,

Dress Falls Off

Q:  How can you tell when Peter King isn't offended?

A:  You can't.

“I’m gonna be honest with everybody.  I’m attracted 

to Mr. Maddow, and that really conflicts my, uh … 

I always thought of myself as a heterosexual, but …

OMG!  I feel my balls re-ascending the inguinal canal!”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #501

Bob Fitzsimmonds

The 'Minister' Half of E. W. Jackson That Made

Controversial Remarks

The 'Candidate' Half of E. W. Jackson That Didn't