Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Adam Schiff and Devin Nunes remind us it's
National Opposite Day 2022.

Anyone so old they still use 'son of a bitch'
as a pejorative should be declared a
national monument.

Peeping Putin

Steve Bannon Goes Full Harkonnen

Warm Scuzzies #1,122
Adam Fox

Buy a Rudy Giuliani autographed 9/11 commemorative
t-shirt for $911.00 to help him lawyer up.

Attack of the Right-Wing Thought Police

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!" he exclaimed petulantly.

Monday, January 24, 2022

The Teleological Argument for the 
Existence of Republicans

If you haven't appeared on Steve Bannon's Bar Room,
you ain't jack shit.

Dancing with the Coronavirus

Squeeze Panic Pete and he exclaims,
"Critical Race Theory gonna get yo mama!"

When Newt Gingrich said people serving on the J6 Committee 
are going to go to jail if Republicans take over Congress,
even his pet newt thought he had gone too far.

Was he an opponent of vaccine mandates, 
or was he a proponent of Faucism?  Not
even he knew for sure.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Don Huffines, the simian on the right, is running
against Greg Abbott for the GOP nomination
for Governor of Texas.  The simian on the left
is still undecided which one he'll vote for.

Warm Scuzzies #1,121
Tavner Smith

Tucker Carlson Mocking Brown M&M

Supreme Courtin' Is Fun

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Take Heed, Joe Biden!

One of the unintended consequences of the censuring of
Kyrsten Sinema by the Arizona Democratic Party was
to make her look even more garish.

Justice Neil Gorsuch Invites America to Play 
'Spot the Viral Vector'

On Caturday, we sang 'I Dropped My Ice Cream 
on the Ground'.

S&M&M Now 'Less Sexy' and 'Deeply Unappealing'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #953
Meshawn Maddow

Friday, January 21, 2022

Greedheads Galore #52
Dick Uehlein

West Elm Caleb, Serial Dater

Airline Food in the 1950s

Racist Unmasked by Rashers of Miscooked Bacon

Irate Bat Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Users
 of the Slur 'Batshit Crazy'

Walls Don't Work

"How do you plan to win back moderates 
and independents who cast a ballot for you
 in 2020 but, polls indicate, aren't happy with
 the way you're doing your job now?"

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, 
I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes."

Trump Has a Señor Moment on Fox News