Friday, July 03, 2020

Jared Kushner Sez:  "And then when he makes 
decisions on where he wants to go, the campaign
 was designed to be like a custom suit for him.”
Bad Day at Mount Rushmore
Trump's Road Show Experiencing Unexpected Delays
Who Was That Masked Man Anyway?
Things to Avoid #39
Raging White Women with Trader Joe Bags
Trump Now Saying He's 'All for Masks'
COVID-19 likes it, too.
"Lay that pistol down, babe, lay that pistol down
Pistol Packin' Karen, lay that pistol down."
Dining out with the Wuesterbergs?  Don't forget to 
bring your guns.
Mike Pence's Coronavirus Tour of Arizona Scaled Back
Due to Shortage of Uninfected Secret Service Agents
So true.  Texans don't live in a communist country.
They live in an idiocracy.

Thursday, July 02, 2020

So long as Trump is not undermined, Andy Biggs could
give a flip how many Arizonans die from COVID-19.
Flag Desecration #121
Loser Label Looms
Maskless in Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan
Another Dad-Blamed Cliffhanger!
Is there any truth to the rumor that Kayleigh McEnany's
new dress was made from an old Jackson Pollock
drop cloth?
Commandments?  YES!  Mandates? NO!
Enlightened Americans who live by the Golden Rule
 don't need a mandate to wear a mask.  Only 
Trump and Trumpniks who don't give a damn
about their neighbors need a mandate.

Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Alex Jones:  Keeping Austin Weird Since 1996
Yes, gentlemen, it would appear the Confederacy has lost
the Civil War one more time.
Sign of the Times #82
Just Say No
We Just Need More Aqua Buddha
Some women say Mitch McConnell's mask makes him look
even sexier.
Remember Golden Books?  Well, this isn't
one of them.
In outer space, flags don't wave; they just ignore you.
Imagine Texas as a giant flying saucer with 
Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick at the wheel.
Adventures in Aestheticism #252
Vladimir Putin Approves This Message
Heavy Lifter
When you gaze long into the abyss, the 
abyss gazes also into you and is apt 
to get downright mouthy.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Daniel John Feaster, Okie Hitler
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #123
Theodore Beale
Patricia McCloskey Doing Her
Hamburglar Helper Impression
Times are so tough in New Jersey that
Woodrow Wilson's desk has been laid off.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #824
Theodore Rothrock
New Impeachment Charges?  Bring 'Em On!
Referring to epidemiological experts, Rand Paul said, "A great
 deal of harm may occur when we allow one group of small men 
and women to be foisted on an entire nation.”  Why is Rand so
biased against vertically-challenged people, like, say, the
Mnuchkins?
Collect Them All!
Bret Stephens is a one-man epidemic of 
misinformation, disinformation, and
general crackpottery.  Take this item
from just two months ago as a case
in point.  He should be sued for
 journalistic malpractice and
public endangerment.
He had been pantsed once too often.
Mr. Flashbang

Monday, June 29, 2020

Regarding Trump and his response to the COVID-19 
pandemic, James Fallows writes:  “There was a flight plan. 
There was accurate information about what lay ahead. 
The controllers were ready. The checklists were complete. 
The aircraft was sound.  But the person at the controls was 
tweeting."
It's easy to confuse Kayleigh Medusanany with
Echidna of the Snakes.
Strategic Bullshitting
"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis
Meet me at the fair."
St. Louis Man Says He Was Only Defending His
Pitcher of Bloody Marys from Thirsty Protesters
Pratfalls Я Us