Sunday, July 03, 2022

Once upon a time, an aura of authority radiated from the
Greek temple which is home to the Supreme Court.  That
aura is now gone, replaced by a chain-link fence.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,007
Kristina Karamo

"He says the reason he's not testifying before the 
January 6 Committee is he has 'testimonial immunity'."

Andy Biggs believes Democrats are using 'soy products' 
to 'feminize' the military and make it weaker.

Life Lesson

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,006
Jeff Crouere

Gratuitous Bombs Bursting in Air
Return to Prepandemic Levels

You've Never Seen a Protest Like This

Tate Reeves Sez:  "There's a lot of effort, mainly by the
 Democrats, to try to talk only about the real small, 
minor number of exceptions that may exist."

Zombie Elmer Fudd Joins Patwiot Fwont

Asking Kristi Noem if South Dakota would force 
a 10-year-old to have a baby made her sad.

Six Catholics Walk Into the Supreme Court

Biden Planned to Nominate an Anti-Abortion GOP Judge
 in Exchange for a Brand-New 'Mark Twain Model' 
Barlow Pocket Knife

Will Hunter Biden's laptop's final resting place be
 the National Museum of American History?

68% of Fox News Viewers Blame Jan. 6 on 
‘Left-Wing Protesters Trying To Make Trump
 Look Bad’

Saturday, July 02, 2022

Hey, Ron Jeremy is 69.  His time is running out.

Space Ghost Wears Truther Socks

Brit Hume Is Still Hanging In There

January 6 Committee Releases Unexpurgated
Photo of QAnon Shaman

"Extraordinary!" exclaimed the Burgermaster.

Republican Party Dream Ticket

No, this is not 'witness tampering'.

Welcome to Texas, Where the State Board of Education
Likes to Clown Around 24/7

In Texas, don't say 'Slave Ship', 
say 'Involuntary Relocation Ship'.

World's Worst Yoobs #234
Solveig Gold

Whether it's feeding off school kids shot to pieces 
or migrants roasted to death in an 18-wheeler,
Greg Abbott can't politicize it fast enough.

Parakeet Hears Someone Say, "It's Caturday!"

Cassidy Hutchinson's Testimony Was a 
'Swift Kick in the Rear End' to Pat Cipollone

Friday, July 01, 2022

"What's Ernest so excited about?"
"He just heard his Presidential Medal of Freedom
is in the mail."

Ride 'Em Cowboy!

"Honey, our Hellraiser Pinhead Cactus won't stop
doing its Trump impressions."

The Most Canceled Man in America™ 
Gets Canceled Again

'Vladimir Putin!' is arguably the world's shortest joke.

Controlling the Intake of Semen Is Both a
Science and an Art

Utah Legislator Karianne Lisonbee Trusts Women to
 'Control That Intake of Semen'

On the way to what Ben Shapiro called the 'pagan sacrifice 
of children to the god Moloch', he stopped for a quick snack.

But what about school dragster shows?

Happy Drink Canada Dry Day!

Studies in Bow-Wow Woof-Woofery

"When you're smilin', when you're smilin'
The whole world smiles with you."

"Call me a Pinball Wizard," he said retrospectively.

According to legend, touching the Blarney Stone endowed the   
fondler with the gift of the gab (great eloquence or skill at flattery).

If Richard Nixon Had Been a Sybarite

“Whatever you do,” cried Brer Rabbit, “don’t throw me 
into the Liberal World Order!”

The Great Stone Head of the
High Court

"Oy, it's Fido Friday and I'm too dog-tired to

Thursday, June 30, 2022

One of these days, he hoped to loom large, but, for the
time being, he was content to loom small.

Mrs. Potato Head had just begun to put on her face
when the phone rang.

Echoing S. E. Cupp, the Little Pond Frog says, “No one’s 
representing me.  But I’m the majority!  It has never felt so 
lonely and unseen to be in a majority, but that’s where the 
politics are right now.”

At an alleged 5' 9", Ben Shapiro towers over Greg Gutfeld
 at 5' 5".