Sunday, February 17, 2019

Guess which Abe nominated Trump.
Adventures in Aestheticism #140

"All right, saddle up, men! Let's get back into building
 the dang fence!"
Siberian Mohawk
Trump's Chief Zombie Advisor, Stephen Miller, Uses
Apocalyptic Language in Defense of  the Administration's
National Emergency Declaration
National Emergency
Fashion Statement
Like Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood before her, Heather
Nauert has been Nannygated.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Trump Field Tests the New Motel 6
Omelette Bar
Trump Arrives in West Palm Beach to
Deal with National Golf Emergency
"Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an hook?"
Jaw Jaw Binks
Trump Clarifies His Relationship with Ann Coulter
Lazy Overpaid Person in the Pro-Trump Media
Bonfire of the Hannity
Aversion Therapy for Dogs

Friday, February 15, 2019

"Gruesome, isn't it?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #756
Lynn Hutchings
Grim Fairy Tales #8
Was it the wolf in 'Little Red Riding Hood' or the
wolf in 'The Three Little Pigs'?
"We can't go home. Not anymore."
Whatcha Gonna Do?
Put It in the Dumpster!
Starring in Whoops, I'm an Idiot!
Roland Bourgeois, Jr. isn't as dark as a brown
paper bag, but he isn't as light as a white
paper bag, either.  Regardless, he's finally
going to prison.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

How long does an Emergency Trumpectomy take?
The Potrzebie Prize #31
Jim Jordan Commended for Wrestling with His
Trumpnik Conscience and Losing
Adventures in Aestheticism #139
Men say image of a nude Trump dancing in
 their heads is a real sex buzz killer. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Lost Skeleton of El Salvador Shows Up for
Elliott Abrams's Appearance Before the House
Foreign Affairs Committee
Will Long be taking his Zombie Andrew Jackson
portrait with him back to North Carolina?
To a Trumpnik, listening to Trump lie is more pleasurable 
than snorting a line of coke or smoking crystal meth.
Cadre of Mimes Hired to
Show Trump's Wall Already
Exists