Friday, November 15, 2019

If he goes to prison, Roger Stone could always start a
new band which he could name, Nixon in Chains.
Trump's toadies believed his touch, like Midas's, would 
turn them to gold.  Instead, it turned them to shit.
Does this mean Roger Stone's
Richard Nixon tattoo might
go to jail, too?
Did you know Impeachmint Chocolate Chip is the 
Baskin-Robbins Flavor of the Month?
Impeachment Probe:  Not Exactly a Sigmoidoscopy,
But Close

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Although George Conway didn't name the cult,
it is believed to be Hell's Gate.
Two Popular Proposals for
Trump National Monument
"Honey, it's another one of those damn
 panhandling anteaters!"
This Chair Needs Life Alert®
God Sends a Sign When Someone Says,
"God Himself Cannot Sink the Titanic"
Back in the 1950s, this was called Cinerama.
Yes, it's true.  That SKMEI Fashion Men's Smart 
Bluetooth Digital Sports Wrist Watch you bought at 
Walmart for $16.99 says more about you than you think.
Who would have thought Wolf Blitzer could destroy 
Kellyanne Conway's beautiful wickedness?

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Sergeant Drumpf
For someone 85-years-old, Don Cherry wears his 
clown suits better than buffoons half his age.
It's looking more and more like Rudy Giuliani should 
have stayed out of Ukraine and accepted the offer 
to become Trump's Transvestism Czar.
Adventures in Aestheticism #227
Surprise Witness!
Thomas Watson Is With Us Always
The Contingency of Ross Douthat
DNC Server Really Hacked It Won't Be
Allowed to Testify at Trump Impeachment
Hearing
Is anything clear and distinct these days?
Are Mick and his Teddy ready for Prime Time?
Dank Memes #13
Yoda Strikes Back

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Tricky Dicky on a Sticky
Warm Scuzzies #898
Mina Chang
Adventures in Aestheticism #226
One of Stephen Miller's Best Hate Faces
Let the Food Fight Begin!
Adventures in Aestheticism #225
Dank Memes #12
Frequently Confused with Groper
Adventures in Pluralization

Monday, November 11, 2019

Rick Perry and His Smartass Phone
Rodent Overeats, Sleeps Through Full Beaver Moon
"The creation of a False Narrative can be due to 
naturally-occurring narrative patterns, transient 
contextual framing, inadvertent presentation, 
or intentional deception."  Got that?
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #199
The Triggering
The Unexpurgated Bible #174
"And little children shall lead them."
Do you ever get the feeling that life
is a gigantic conspiracy and that
we're all trapped in an old
James Bond movie?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #783
Matthew Lusk
Think of the Trump Administration as Bozo's Circus
and you'll begin to feel like a kid again.