Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Out of an abundance of caution, the nation's stockpile 
of Libby's Liver Soup will be substantially augmented
by an estimated 100 million cans.

What we know right now is that President Biden will 
have two White House dogs, one White House cat, but
no White House axolotl.



With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 
Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

"Do I have reasons to be racist?" asks Gina Brashear.
"Absolutely I do," she answers. 

Warm Scuzzies #1,006
Peter Eschright

Says Josh Hawley, "I was very clear from the beginning that 
I was never attempting to overturn the election." This is 
picture of Josh in Washington on January 6 not attempting
 to overturn the election.

Monday, January 25, 2021

It's hard to figure out why anyone would want to 
implant microchips into the 400 residents of Protection, 
Kansas so that their movements could be tracked. 
Do they move that much?

Little Known Fact #73
Matt Gaetz is an auto-cosmetologist; he does his
own make-up before TV appearances.

Despite Brandon Straka's WalkaWay Campaign,
80% (or more) of LGBT Americans voted
for Joe Biden last November.  Keep on walking
away, Brandon, because social distancing makes
sense.

Ted Cruz Cashes In on Sedition Craze
with New Self-Help Book

And, with luck, cross threaded.

People scoffed at this bit of folk wisdom until 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders came along.

Unlike Democrats, T. Rex was never accused of 'overreach'.  
Accusations of 'underreach', however, were quite common.

Sunday, January 24, 2021

More Fun Than Base Jumping
Without a Parachute

Remember Sean Spicer?

"Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you to 
put up your Hannity Clown when you're done
playing with it?"

Game Over, Man, Game Over

Know Your Mechanisms

Bernie Sanders Meme Goes Viral, More Infectious 
Than COVID-19

Dank Memes #19
All good memes must come to an end.

Trumpnik Quintet

"Democrats may have regained the Senate, but McSnurtle the 
Turtle McConnell is blocking them from taking up Biden's agenda."

Deborah Birx Says:  "I saw the President presenting graphs
 that I never made."

That we do, Senator Paul, that we do.  Especially you.

Saturday, January 23, 2021

Trump Threatens to Start Jake Leg Stompers,
the New MAGA Party

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #215
Dune:  Rise of the Wormriders

When he heard Trump say, "We'll do 
something, but not just yet," Kibongo
felt ill at ease.

At age 87, Larry King's 8 marriages finally 
caught up with him.

Nude Nabs Cop Car, Says He Thought It Was a UFO

As you might expect, Walter Williams received his
high school diploma, his Master's degree, and his
Ph.D. from public educational institutions.  His
47-year career in higher education was spent
in public universities.  What a tragedy!

Thinking of starting your own revolution?  
Who ya gonna call?  
Insta-Insurrection!

Are you a double-masker?

Marjorie Taylor Greene 
Gets Shit Done

Warm Scuzzies #1,005
Joe Biggs

It was said of old that Colonel Sanders
had a way with chicks.

Kevin McCarthy Says Even Alfred E. Neuman
Is Culpable and Should Worry

Friday, January 22, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,004
Jeffrey Clark

Maybe metabolic rate is ultimately 
a political issue.

The Unbuttoning

Whistleblowers National Monument

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future 
for White Confederates."

The defining element of this new religion is the experience 
of a phenomenon called the Neumanous.

The Triumph of Resist-O-Cat

Oh, goody, now America has two Lost Causes!

If nobody cares about Media Matters BS, why is 
Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeting about it?  And
what are 'Communists bloggers'?  Inquiring minds
want to know.

And the Lord God smote the waters with a
plague of MAGAs like unto naval mines.