Monday, June 18, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #48
Sombrero Galaxy, Here He Comes!
Ivanka Trump, Disaster Capitalist
Pence the Toady to Speak at GOP Fundraiser in 
Philadelphia on Tuesday
Ann Coulter Sez: "These child actors weeping 
and crying on all the networks 24/7 right now: 
these kids are being coached. They’re given
 scripts to read by liberals."
Jeff Sessions must've taken this picture.
Oxymorons for Our Time #196
Moderate Republican
Kirstjen Nielsen Sez: "We do not have a policy of separating 
families at the border. Period. And I'm not a bottle blonde,
dammit!"
Maybe the Border Patrol can use the
Eichmann Defense.
Ann Coulter wants to disband the entire Republican
Party because it's not Trumpnik enough to suit her.
If Hell exists, Jesse Helms is in it.
"So, when did you first suspect that Steve Doocy is 
not of this Earth?"
Warm Scuzzies #815
Keith Burris
Trump doesn't just grab pussy.
Warm Scuzzies #814
Kirstjen Nielsen
Reynolds Wrap: Wouldn't you hate to be without it?
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #176
Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #47
Some people undergo lobotomies.  Others have 
their souls removed.  Take Stephen Miller,
for example.
GOP, Home of Crime Family Values
Psychedelic Bad Boy

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Corey 'Barrel of Laughs' Stewart has been endorsed
by racists, NeoConfederates, NeoNazis, White
Nationalists, White Supremacists, and---wait for it---
Donald Trump. Just as Lebowski's rug tied the
room together, Corey Stewart ties the Virginia
 GOP together.
Warm Scuzzies #813
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---
Ay, There's the Rub
MAGAts are the larval stage of the ontogeny of Trumpflies.
Carl Jung defined twelve psychological archetypes.
  So far, so good. But he left out #13: the Trumpnik.
If your plumber said, “I don't know enough about 
what Pruitt has or has not done to give you a good 
comment,” you could believe he doesn't have time to
 keep up with current affairs.  But when Paul Ryan
 says it, you know he's either lying or his head 
isn't screwed on right.
Beware the Frumious Bandersnatch!

Friday, June 15, 2018

Parents, be sure to tell your children that the man who lives
in the White House says it doesn't matter if you lie.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #135
Dan Furseth
Secret Service Approves New White House 
'Don't Poke the Bear' Sign
Trump has perfected the technique of lying and then
contradicting himself in a single breath.  And, by
the way, Manafort worked for the Trump campaign
in 2016 for 144 days, which is, compared to the
age of the Earth, a 'very short period of time'.
That moment when Jeff Sessions realized Romans 13, which
 he used to justify separating children from their parents, was
 the Unlucky Chapter, the chapter which has been used by 
Christians in the past to justify the British attempt to 
quash the American Revolution, the Fugitive Slave Act, 
South African apartheid, and Hitler's rule in Germany.
Photographer Makes Trump Look
'Nice and Handsome and Thin'
"Hey, Kim Jong-un is the head of a country, 
and he's the strong head -- he speaks and his
 people sit up at attention. I want my people
 to do the same."
Trump's Little Monster
When you hear Jeff Sessions quoting the Bible to justify
separating children from their parents, you know that
the Days of Dominionist Theocracy have begun.
The Face of American Justice

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can say that it is very 
biblical to enforce the law.”
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #117
Frank Bruni
Our Commander-in-Chief Salutes an Enemy General
Ninety-three percent (93%) of Republican Zombies in 
North Dakota voted for Will Gardner for Secretary of State, 
despite his announcement that he was dropping out of the 
race after it was revealed that he had once been arrested for 
being a Peeping Tom.
Kim Jong-un Presents Donald Trump with a Very Special
Denuclearization Cake on His 72nd Birthday
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Burial Ground 
of Giant Photoshoppers
New MS-13 Recruitment Center Now Open for Business
Whiteworld #61
Meghan McCain Challenges Tomi Lahren to 15 Round,
No Holds Barred White-Off
"Coastal erosion is happening faster in Louisiana than 
anywhere in the U.S., due to a mix of rising seas and 
sinking land caused in part by oil and gas extraction." 
Drill, baby, drill!
To All Illegal Immigrants: Welcome to Trump's America
Mike Pence Entertains the Southern Baptist Convention 
with Sneak Preview of 'The Silence of the Clamps'
Adventures in Aestheticism #46