Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #754
Tom Fitton
He plans to speak his piece until he finishes
 his SLO-POKE.
Designer Rube Goldberg Guarantees Trump Victory
The Donald J. Trump Foundation Is Dissolving
The Trump administration says it has identified 'other 
ways' to fund a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border.
White House Grinch Opposes Campaign to
Make Christmas Great Again
Two Asswipes Walk Into a
Bar of Justice

Monday, December 17, 2018

“Over my dead body. But you know, I could be dead.”
Vanilla ISIS
Will the Christmas of 2018 see Santa bringing
 the biggest bag of the greatest and shiniest 
superlatives ever?
It's called the Rudy Punchinello Defense.
More Fun Than Plunking Your Magic Twanger!
Fun and Games with the White House's
Most Magnetic Personality
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #197
Ivanka Trump and Brad Parscale
Senator Alexander will only be 80 in 2020.
Why is he retiring so young?
In Kellyanne Conway's world of alternative facts,
it is true that Stephen Miller uses Midas Touch
Spray-On Hair.
Richard Land, President of Southern Evangelical 
Seminary, Sez: “President Trump is the Energizer Bunny. 
He’s a genetic marvel.”
All Three Leaders of the 'Cheesehead Revolution' 
Have Fallen from Grace
Kentucky Stalinist Always Follows the Leader
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #184
Pastor John Gray and the Quest for the
Holy Grill
The Unexpurgated Bible #166
"The next day John Gray seeth Jesus coming unto him, and
 saith, 'Behold the Lamborghini of God, which taketh away
 the sin of the world'."
Call It the Reputincan Party!

Sunday, December 16, 2018

"Trump Wants to Reclassify Radioactive Waste 
from Nuclear Weapons to 'Low Level' So Disposal
 Is Cheaper"
Think Bigly
World's Worst Yobs #403
Stefan Molyneux
World's Worst Yoobs #202
Liz Wheeler
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #190
"I will not let Robert Mueller interview Trump until he
 pries him from my cold, dead hands."

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Scott Walker's Zen Diagram of One Hand Clapping
Who better to run the Department of the Interior
than David Bernhardt, a lobbyist for the oil and 
gas industry?
Yet Another Side Effect of Smoking
Magazine First Published in January, 1957
Still Relevant 61 Years Later
If you tell Hobo Tucker he's poor and dirty,
he will regale you with rude gestures.
Another Black-Hat Republican Bites the Dust

Friday, December 14, 2018

Who Trump Got as White House Chief of Staff When He 
Scraped the Bottom of a Bottomless Barrel
The Lindsey Graham Stained-Glass Window in the 
Church of the Holy Lie
Following his truncated term in office, Trump joined his
fraternal twin to become a potato farmer in Spain.
Scott Walker's Official Governor's Portrait
Chief of Staff Hopeful Must First Change Surname from 
'Bossie' to 'Submissive', Trump Says
Remember when Trump said, "I could stand in the 
middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and 
I wouldn't lose any voters"? Sounds like Trump 
might lose Giuliani's vote if he killed somebody.
Caution:  reading this headline may
cause you to split a seam.
As a wise man once said, "Don't rush anything.  
When the time is right, it'll happen."