Thursday, October 01, 2020

Food Aid is brought to you by the
Make-a-Fist Foundation.
"How do we win on Election Day?  It's simple.
We, uh, kill the Batman."
Warm Scuzzies #974
Jonathan Grenon and Jordan Grenon
Each day, Johnny Jupiter and Major Domo searched 
the Universe for signs of intelligent life, but, alas, they 
found none.
In case you've been wondering, Johnny Cash
did go to Heaven.
Mask Up and Vote #38

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Overnight Sea Change
Musk Claims He and His Kids Have
'Extraterrestrial Immunity'
Elizabeth Warren's Revenge
In Case You Were Wondering
Parscale Edited Out of Trumpworld,
Joins Ranks of the 'Disappeared'
Beam us up, Scotty. There's no intelligent
life on the debate stage.
Last night's debate is all the proof you need that the 
'Use By Date' of the Baby Boomer generation
has expired.
Mask Up and Vote #37

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Alabama Pseudo-Cops Flashing the
Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter
Trump Re-Brands Just in Time
for Presidential Campaign
Once thought impossible, Trump has gone 
beyond absurdity.
It Was Another Black-and-White
Night of the Soul
The rotten fruit doesn't fall far 
from the tree.
Sing It, Senator Cruz, Sing It!
Mask Up and Vote #36

Monday, September 28, 2020

Christopher Cantwell, the Crying Nazi, faces 
up to 22 years in prison.
Lock Him Up
Robert Redfield, director of the CDC, might say of 
Scott Atlas, Trump's COVID-19 adviser, "Everything 
he says is false, including 'and' and 'the'."
Things to Avoid #40
Trump-Loving Chiropractor
Mask Up and Vote #35

Sunday, September 27, 2020

This is the way Trumpworld ends.
Not with a bang (but close).
The Skeletons Are Out 
of Trump's Closet
Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion.
Will Trump?
"I'm the penthouse pauper;
I got nothin' to my name.
I'm the penthouse pauper; baby,
I got nothing to my name.
I can be most anything,
'Cause when you got nothin', 
it's all the same."
Being proud, alas, has fallen on hard times.
Warm Scuzzies #973
Shawn Marshall Myers
The brain-eating amoeba emigrated from Oklahoma to 
Texas because of the brain shortage north of the Red River.
Pruneface Reminisces About Being a Proud Boy
Back in the Good Old Days
Man Rehearsing His Alien Facehugger Impression 
Before Taking It On the Road
Mask Up and Vote #34