"Hey now baby, get into my big black car.

Hey now baby, get into my big black car.

I just want to show you what my politics are."

Eat More Conch!

Excrete More Concha!

Donald Trump, Job Creator

Immigration Reform Plans #3

The GOP Anchor Baby Catapult

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #118

Never Give a Sucker an Even Break 2:

Here We Go Again!

Donald Trump Delivering the George Wallace Memorial

Lecture in Mobile, Alabama

"Buy a can of my Fish Assholes and we'll make America 

better than it's ever been!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #117

Spaceballs 2:  the Passion of the Goggle-Eyed Homunculus 

"Now that you mention it, Bibi, our ears are analogous."

When he claims to be the 'biggest hypocrite', Josh Duggar 

proves that he's not only a pedophile/porn addict/adulterer; 

he's also a braggart.

Translated from body language, Jeb Bush's facial

expression says, "Little people, stay off my lawn!"

"In other news, a feistier, more combative Jeb Bush said 

Thursday that he doesn't believe the term 'anchor boobies'

 is offensive."

Kim Trump-un

Warm Scuzzies #580

Jason Doré

Donald Trump, Vulture Capitalist

Live Better Amphibiously

"I always like to watch a Demolition Derby."

"That's not a Demolition Derby; that's the

GOP presidential race!"

Presidential hopeful Deez Nuts attributes his success to 

his brother, Truck, who is also his campaign manager.

Residents of Clint, Texas Forced by Jade Helm Operatives

 to Have Either a Microchip or a Grain of Rice Implanted in 

Their Right Hands

At first, Ben Carson was only open to drone strikes to

secure the border.  He is now considering drone strikes

against his rivals in the GOP presidential race.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #637

Jan Mickelson

Trying to out-Trump Trump, Scott Walker is now calling

for the deportation of all Obamacare beneficiaries.

Data Dump Reveals Josh Duggar's Two Ashley Madison

Accounts Were Cheating on Each Other

"Don't give me that 'the last shall be first and the first 

shall be last' shit!"

"If this were a Shaw Brothers movie, Jeb, the way you're

deep throating that deep-fried Snickers would be called

'good kung fu'."

Internecine warfare is the force that gives the 

right-wing meaning.

Even Less Filling than Whitewater

Trump Garners Endorsement from

Leader of Albino Lobster Caucus

"Hey, Albert, how is Jade Helm 15 coming along?  Is the

Gestapo in Bastropo yet?"

It was the last time he would ask Marco Rubio to throw 

him the ball.

Bone of Contention

Notice to All Oklahoma Travelers

The Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear store in

Oktaha is a Muslim-Free Zone.

Feeling the urge to purge? Heidi Klum 

demonstrates the Trumplich Maneuver.

All That Remained of Carly Fiorina After Ann Coulter 

Despised Her with the ‘Hot, Hot Hate of 1,000 Suns’

He had been a regular user of Dr. Bronner's

 for years, but he went blind trying to read the

 label, so now he has to buy the Braille version.

1992: 'Populist Billionaire Makes America

 Oxymoronic'

2015: 'Populist Billionaires Makes America

Oxymoronic Again'

"What's that?"

"The Constitution after Donald Trump got through

shredding it."

More Uplifting than a Helicopter Ride,

More Satisfying than a Porkchop-on-a-Stick

"Mr. Trump, are you the father of Bristol Palin's baby?"

 the 9-year-old boy asked at the Iowa State Fair.

"I am Donald Trump!"

As you can tell from the expression on their faces, Mike

and Janet Huckabee are among the 67% of Republicans

who are very happy in matrimony.

Donald Trump Sez: "We're going to keep the families 

together, but they have to go.  All aboard!"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #70

Sid Miller

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #71

Donald Trump

Fourteen San Francisco Cops Required to Finally Subdue

Homeless One-Legged Kickboxer

Todd Courser's Son Takes Up Arms Against His Dad's

Sea of Troubles

Todd Courser Praying Away the Faux Gay

Mexico Forced to Sell Entire Population into Slavery to China 

in Order to Pay for 1,900-Mile-Long Great Wall of Trump