Saturday, September 04, 2021

The Late Kevin McKenzie Sez:  "Yes, there is something 
I want everyone to do for me that I was too damn stubborn 
to do, and that's if you haven't yet done so, go get your 
COVID vaccine."

23% of the U. S. population identify as Catholics, yet.  
of the 9 justices on the Supreme Court, 7 are Catholics.  
That's 78%.  Keep this in mind when you reflect on
the fate of Roe v. Wade.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #149
Jason Köhne

Friday, September 03, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,075
Markwayne Mullin

Which bed Is Joe Manchin shitting now?

'Trump Fucking Hates DeSantis', Sources Say

One wonders if Governor Abbott has considered 
how much business Texas could bring in if women 
were denied the right to vote.  And, besides,
Texas already has Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A.

Think of it:  five Americans can tell
332 million Americans how the cow 
ate the cabbage.  

Governor Abbott Is On a Roll

The Supreme Court Lightens Up

Pack the Supreme Court and Ship It to Planet Mongo

On Fido Friday, it's OK to be a Couch Potato.

One wonders if Tucker thinks stealing a
fake vaccination card would be a 
serious crime.

Fleshpile Rehearsal for World Orgasm Day Coming Up
on 9/6

Thursday, September 02, 2021

Defense Attorney Says QAnon Supporter and Capitol 
Hill Insurrectionist Douglas Jensen Addicted to 
MyPillow Conspiracy Porn

Snorkeler Dismayed to Learn He Is Five Weeks 
Late for International Bog Day

The Serpent Reacts to Eve Taking a Bite Out of
the Forbidden Fruit

Aquaman Gets Stuck in the Aqua Net

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #913
Michael Petro

“It’s horrible,” said the Florida nurse. “I’ve never bagged 
so many thirtysomething-year-olds, leaving behind 
young kids, pregnant wives.”

Sneak Peak was a popular destination in the 
Furtive and Contemptible Mountains.

Welcome to Texas, the Theonomic State

The Unexpurgated Bible #184
"And there came a fear on all: and they glorified God, saying, 
'That a great Milk Crate Challenger is risen up among us'."

Seemingly overnight, the demand for Brazilian Viper Venom 
rivaled the demand for toilet paper.

They Speak Talibanese, But with a
Southern Drawl

Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Bad Spelling Has Consequences

Ivermectin won't cure COVID-19, but it is an
effective treatment for head lice infestations.

Declan Leary, Turdsmoker and Associate
Editor of The American Conservative

Two-Minute Haters #51
Michael Hari

Warm Scuzzies #1,074
Michael Panicali

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #912
Judge J. Gregory Howard

Mr. Natural Spills the Beans

Only Gosar fans have the secret decoder
ring needed to reveal the mystery.

The GOP Is Now the Party of Low-Propensity Voters

In this refusenik's Constitution, it says:  "The right to infect 
others with COVID-19 and to die from it shall not be

Warm Scuzzies #1,073
Benjamin Eugene Dagley

Eek! A Cat Burrito

War is a drug that gives Andy Biggs meaning.
Going cold turkey is tough.

Major General Christopher T. Donahue, the last 
American soldier in Afghanistan, strides into history.

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,072
Jasmine Clifford

Judge Denies Ivermectin for Unvaccinated Guinea Pig 
After Hospital Warns He Might Turn Into a Human Being

One Can Only Dream of What Might Have Been

Scotch-Taped Face or Zoom Dysmorphia?
You make the call.

A Noah You Can Believe In

Taliban Declares Victory

Calling Easter Island!  Come In Easter Island!

Is this shopkeeper the canary in the coal mine?

If the Fairy Godmother had given Cinderella
a pair of Selfie Shoes, Prince Charming might
never have entered the picture.

The Man Who Knew Diddley Squat

As former Senator Everett Dirksen might have said, 
"$2.3 trillion here, $2.3 trillion there, and pretty soon 
you're talking real money."