Saturday, August 17, 2019

Protester Spotted on the Portland Waterfront
Doesn't the Constitutional right of the people 
peaceably to assemble include the right of the 
people peacably to not assemble?
Frank Dawson, Masochistic Trumpnik, Sez:  "I love the guy, 
and I don’t care what he said."
Have you ever wondered where the
swamp went when Trump drained it?
Fjord Has a Better Idea
Man Offers Free Spine to Any Republican in Congress
Who Wants to Stand Up to Trump

Friday, August 16, 2019

Hal Rounds Sez:  “Every birthday is a celebration of not 
having been a nocturnal emission casualty."
Susan LaPierre's 'Fright in the Night' Hairstyle
Said to Be Quite Costly to Maintain
First, the Bad News . . .
It's OK to Be Obese If You're a Trumpnik
Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week
Runaway Balloon Gives Crowd a Belly Laugh
Trump Interested in Buying Greenland, Arkansas, 
Home of 5-Star Towing and Recovery
Adventures in Aestheticism #205

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #884
Craig Northcott

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Aussies Do the Darndest Things
Man Flashes Six-Pack Abs,
Teetotaler Capitulates
Image may contain: food
Corn Earworm Can't Stop Singing 'I Am NOT a Parasite!'
Inspired by the Trump Administration, the International 
Olympic Committee has added 'Scamming the Rubes' 
as a demonstration sport to the 2020 Olympic Summer 
Games in Tokyo.
Adventures in Aestheticism #204

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

"Honey, why did you order a wood chipper? We haven't had
a tree in our yard for years."
How to Serve a Healthy Pizza
 in Two Easy Steps

Step 1:  Grip Pizza Pan Firmly with Both Hands,

Step 2:  Dump on Floor.
Q:  "Why does Trump look scared shitless?
A:  "He's next on Bill and Hillary's hit list."
Was Going to Arrive Shirtless in Russia, But Didn't
 Want to Overexcite Feral Hogs
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #201
Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and
Ghislaine Maxwell
Big Bigots, Little Bigot #157
Ron Gould
Bryan Harlan, Little Man with Big Gun, Snuffs
Endangered Species for Giggles and Grins

Monday, August 12, 2019

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #156
Adam Fanning
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #774
Marc Lotter
Scientists Adduce New Evidence for the 
Theory of Devolution
Looks like Moscow Mitch will have to find a more 
secluded spot to get his daily fix of Moon Pie and 
RC Cola.
Trump Sez:  “I just got a beautiful letter from Kim
 Jong-un this week. We are friends. People say he
 only smiles when he sees me.”
Trump's Former Communications Director
Pens Surprise Best Seller
As the Mooch goes, so goes the world.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #773
Omar Navarro
Hot Damn!  It looks like Trump's cussing may be 
what turns Christian evangelicals against him.

Sunday, August 11, 2019

Coo Coo
The Children's Game Mark Morgan Likes to Play
Still Waiting for His 15 Minutes of Fame
NeoNazi Airheads in Arkansas Flash Trump's Favorite 
Gesture, the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter