Saturday, July 11, 2020

Designer of Trump's mask apparently believes
the coronavirus is Cthulhu-intolerant.
COVID-19 Hoax Just a Rumor Spread by
560,000 Dead People
World's Worst Yobs #428
Nathanael Blake
Be Not Deceived.  COVID-19 Is Not Mocked.
Would somebody please throw him Hillary's server?
Bigfoot Comes Clean
Blake Neff and Tucker Carlson,
His Sock Puppet
On Florida beaches, the Grim Reaper wears sunscreen.
When Love Trumps Social Distancing
Essential Reading for Executioners and
Other Immolation Professionals
Is Hell truly a global hot spot or is it just
 uncomfortably warm?

Friday, July 10, 2020

Curbside Pickup
Pied Piper Pied
Noose Fail
Anthony Fauci Sez:  "We are living in the perfect storm."
Reverse Christianity: the Religion Where 
You Die for Your Savior's Sins
Goya Foods CEO
Coronavirus is how nature says, "Donald Trump."
Robert Unanue, CEO of Goya Foods, is carne muerta.
Warm Scuzzies #941
Pete DiCianni
What Lawn Care in Heaven Looks Like
Before Herd Immunity is reached,
there comes Herd Insanity.

Thursday, July 09, 2020

When you're Senator Pat Roberts, an octogenarian,
do you think he's going to risk what's left of his life
on Donald Trump?
Official Men's Fragrance of the
One America News Network
The WAHHHH! Heard Round the World
Nancy Suddenly Experienced a Perspectival Shift
So Many Trump Administration Tell-All Books,
So Little Time
Kanye's Great Awakening

Wednesday, July 08, 2020

Not so much a political campaign as it is a
Farewell Forever Tour.
Oh God, Not Another Karen Meme!
Warm Scuzzies #940
Nicole Anderson
Warm Scuzzies #939
David Nelson
Welcome to the GOPer Hole!
Look for This New Welcome Sign in the Next Issue of 
Arizona Highways Magazine
Was it a twist of fate or personal magnetism?
"Together, we can own the libs," Tucker
said sneezily.
Even Big Tex had succumbed to COVID-19.
“Well, I think we are in a good place. 
I disagree with Dr. Fauci.”
Pigmentometer Reveals Curious Non-Trump
Skin Albedo
Warm Scuzzies #938
Michael Lofthouse

Tuesday, July 07, 2020

May the God of Hope Fill You
with All Joy and Peace
Does this mean Trump won't be giving Jair 
Bolsonaro big wet kisses anymore?
Now Showing
Remember:  JFKFC is an initialism,
not an acronym or abbreviation.
Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani
Yes, Tucker Carlson's hands are germy.
But that's not all.

Monday, July 06, 2020

Beyond Numb
Trump Campaign Vows to Protect 
Iconic Statue
Kanald Wump