Saturday, May 26, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #31
Oh, goody, the Reptile House will be open on
Memorial Day!
Tattoo Artist Misspells 'Rump'
Peter King is a good example of what happens when
protoplasm goes bad.
"And the grift goes on, grift goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da."

Friday, May 25, 2018

When is this old bigot going to be put
out to pasture?
Tom Garrett (R-VA) Apparently Unaware of
Emancipation Proclamation
Some people are of the opinion that
Elon Musk stinks.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #132
Diane Deliso Kozlowski
Alan Dershowitz Sez: "My friends and even my 
family express horror at my defense of Trump."
Tom Garret's staff "were even expected to watch and 
clean up after Sophie, his Jack Russell-Pomeranian mix."
Jordan Peterson's Lobster
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #131
Mark Porter
"Dear Jong, Oh, how I hate to write
Dear Jong, I must let you know tonight
That my love for you has died away 
like grass upon the lawn
And tonight I love another, Dear Jong."
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #186
Nancy Puts the 'Action' in Action Painting
Knowing where one is is essential to psychological health.

Thursday, May 24, 2018

This Week in Wakileaks #6
Roger Stone, the Assange Whisperer
Diogenes Teufelsdröckh's Other Red Tie
Don't Be a Litter Bug
Adventures in Aestheticism #30
Now Showing in Theatres Everywhere in the
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
Oval Office Gets an Update
Mission Accomplished
Trump Accomplishes Mission Without
Invading Iraq
World Expresses Profound Gratitude to Secretary of
State Pompeo for Brokering Trump/Kim Jong-un
Summit That Didn't Happen
Roger Goodell Takes a Knee
George Zimmerman Launches GoFuckMe® Campaign
If you have trouble remembering the Trump/Kim Jong-un
summit that didn't happen, you might consider purchasing
this commemorative coin as a mnemonic device.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Since he digs coal so much, will Trump be taking credit
for the surge in 'black lung disease' among Appalachian
coal miners over the past 16 years?
Adventures in Aestheticism #29
Adventures in Aestheticism #28
Talk of Tomi Lahren as 'Mrs. Trump #4' had put 
the First Lady in a foul mood.
Only Vickers Cunningham, the Texas Republican who set 
up a racist trust fund for his adult children, was surprised
 he lost the runoff election.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Begins to Speak in
Other Tongues, Part 2
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Begins to Speak in
Other Tongues

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

New National Monument Under
Construction in the District of
Texas Party Barge Blake Farenthold May Not Legally Dock 
at the Calhoun Port Authority
Adventures in Aestheticism #27
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #732
Joey Gibson
A Page Out of Trump's Playbook
Nancy and Sluggo love to play Endgame, in which
 they wait for Trump to start World War III and win
 the Nobel Peace Prize.
Not all White Trash is poor.  Elliott Broidy, for
example, is a multimillionaire.
There's nothing slower than a
Slow Pedant, so expect delays.
Amou Haji, an octogenarian Iranian who hasn't bathed in 
60 years, says he will blend U. S. sanctions with dog poop 
and smoke it.
'Tis But a Scratch
Raising Hell One Inch at a Time

Monday, May 21, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #26
Then came the Rapture and this hockey player
was left behind.
Big Boy Pompeo Vows to Crush Iran