Adventures in Aestheticism #31

Oh, goody, the Reptile House will be open on

Memorial Day!

Tattoo Artist Misspells 'Rump'

Peter King is a good example of what happens when

protoplasm goes bad.

"And the grift goes on, grift goes on

Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain

La de da de de, la de da de da."

When is this old bigot going to be put

out to pasture?

Tom Garrett (R-VA) Apparently Unaware of

Emancipation Proclamation

Some people are of the opinion that

Elon Musk stinks.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #132

Diane Deliso Kozlowski

Alan Dershowitz Sez: "My friends and even my 

family express horror at my defense of Trump."

Tom Garret's staff "were even expected to watch and 

clean up after Sophie, his Jack Russell-Pomeranian mix."

Jordan Peterson's Lobster

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #131

Mark Porter

"Dear Jong, Oh, how I hate to write

Dear Jong, I must let you know tonight

That my love for you has died away 

like grass upon the lawn

And tonight I love another, Dear Jong."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #186

Nancy Puts the 'Action' in Action Painting

Knowing where one is is essential to psychological health.

This Week in Wakileaks #6

Roger Stone, the Assange Whisperer

Diogenes Teufelsdröckh's Other Red Tie

Don't Be a Litter Bug

Adventures in Aestheticism #30

Now Showing in Theatres Everywhere in the

Democratic People's Republic of Korea

Oval Office Gets an Update

Mission Accomplished

Trump Accomplishes Mission Without

Invading Iraq

World Expresses Profound Gratitude to Secretary of

State Pompeo for Brokering Trump/Kim Jong-un

Summit That Didn't Happen

Roger Goodell Takes a Knee

George Zimmerman Launches GoFuckMe® Campaign

If you have trouble remembering the Trump/Kim Jong-un

summit that didn't happen, you might consider purchasing

this commemorative coin as a mnemonic device.

Since he digs coal so much, will Trump be taking credit

for the surge in 'black lung disease' among Appalachian

coal miners over the past 16 years?

Adventures in Aestheticism #29

Adventures in Aestheticism #28

Talk of Tomi Lahren as 'Mrs. Trump #4' had put 

the First Lady in a foul mood.

Only Vickers Cunningham, the Texas Republican who set 

up a racist trust fund for his adult children, was surprised

 he lost the runoff election.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Begins to Speak in

Other Tongues, Part 2

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Begins to Speak in

Other Tongues

New National Monument Under

Construction in the District of

Columbia

Texas Party Barge Blake Farenthold May Not Legally Dock 

at the Calhoun Port Authority

Adventures in Aestheticism #27

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #732

Joey Gibson

A Page Out of Trump's Playbook

Nancy and Sluggo love to play Endgame, in which

 they wait for Trump to start World War III and win

 the Nobel Peace Prize.

Not all White Trash is poor.  Elliott Broidy, for

example, is a multimillionaire.

There's nothing slower than a

Slow Pedant, so expect delays.

Amou Haji, an octogenarian Iranian who hasn't bathed in 

60 years, says he will blend U. S. sanctions with dog poop 

and smoke it.

'Tis But a Scratch

Raising Hell One Inch at a Time

Adventures in Aestheticism #26

Then came the Rapture and this hockey player

was left behind.

Big Boy Pompeo Vows to Crush Iran