Coming Up Next: How This Woman Fell Out of Love with

Barack Obama, Episode 1

He once ate a Fibo-Gnocchi Sequence. "Not bad, if you 

like dumplings," he thought afterward.

With a little white greasepaint and a red rubber nose, Texas

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick would look even more like what he is.

Bearded Oath Keeper Vows to Protect Jesus Sign

from Marxist Terrorists

Patient: "Doctor! DOCTOR! My brain hurts!"

Doctor: "You've been thinking again, haven't you?"

"Tell me, Gill Man, when did you first imagine you were

Donald Trump's running mate?"

Fearguth's home air conditioner

 failed while he was traveling in

Colorado.  This poor candle

paid the price.

Like a flapjack, Donald Trump takes one side of 

an issue until he's done and then he flips to the 

other side.

There's a reason why Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick's 

nickname is Boca Grande.

Joe Walsh Sez: "This is now war. Watch out Obama. 

Watch out Black Lives Matter punks. Real America is 

coming after you."

[AKA White Micah Johnson]

A revealing sidelight of the Dallas shooting: there 

were about 20 open carriers in the crowd who ran

 away when Micah Johnson started shooting.

Killer Klowns are not just from Outer Space.  They may 

also be from your local Police Department.

Petunia and Porky Pig Move to Splitsville

A Frum is a Frum is a Frum and by any other name is still

a warmonger.

Donald Trump Demonstrating How Saddam Hussein

Gave a One-Two Punch to Terrorists So Good

Jeep Rubicon Denies Crossing Julius Caesar

"Now, now, Nigel, don't cry!"

"I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."