Saturday, July 09, 2016

Coming Up Next: How This Woman Fell Out of Love with
Barack Obama, Episode 1
He once ate a Fibo-Gnocchi Sequence. "Not bad, if you 
like dumplings," he thought afterward.
With a little white greasepaint and a red rubber nose, Texas
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick would look even more like what he is.
Bearded Oath Keeper Vows to Protect Jesus Sign
from Marxist Terrorists
Patient: "Doctor! DOCTOR! My brain hurts!"
Doctor: "You've been thinking again, haven't you?"
"Tell me, Gill Man, when did you first imagine you were
Donald Trump's running mate?"
Fearguth's home air conditioner
 failed while he was traveling in
Colorado.  This poor candle
paid the price.
Like a flapjack, Donald Trump takes one side of 
an issue until he's done and then he flips to the 
other side.
There's a reason why Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick's 
nickname is Boca Grande.
Joe Walsh Sez: "This is now war. Watch out Obama. 
Watch out Black Lives Matter punks. Real America is 
coming after you."
[AKA White Micah Johnson]
A revealing sidelight of the Dallas shooting: there 
were about 20 open carriers in the crowd who ran
 away when Micah Johnson started shooting.

Thursday, July 07, 2016

Killer Klowns are not just from Outer Space.  They may 
also be from your local Police Department.

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Petunia and Porky Pig Move to Splitsville
A Frum is a Frum is a Frum and by any other name is still
a warmonger.
Donald Trump Demonstrating How Saddam Hussein
Gave a One-Two Punch to Terrorists So Good

Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Jeep Rubicon Denies Crossing Julius Caesar
"Now, now, Nigel, don't cry!"

Sunday, July 03, 2016

"I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."