Saturday, November 25, 2017

Trump Golfing Binge Interfering with White House Duties

Friday, November 24, 2017

Donald Trump and Tiger Woods were disappointed when
O. J. Simpson didn't show up at Mar-a-Lago to make
it a threesome on the green.
Guess which hat Charles Hurt was wearing when
he wrote these lines for the Washington Times.
And you thought Orwell was dead.
There's nothing more aggravating than a Nagging Goose.
Does the Yellville, Arkansas tradition of dropping turkeys 
from planes explain how Sarah Huckabee Sanders landed 
in the Trump Administration?
"Flynn has started to sing, Dad. What do I do now?"
"Trump, could you blow a little harder on that dog
whistle?  I can't hear you."
At midday on Capitol Hill, Diogenes lit a lantern,
looking for an honest man.

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving Dinner for Survivalists

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

The reason Joe Barton took a picture of his pecker is
because he simply can't see it over his beer-barrel abs.
Joe Barton Sez: "While separated from my second wife, 
prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other 
mature adult women."
[Sorry, no full frontal nudity.  His nude face alone is
enough to scare the children.]
Bootsy Collins' Dog
Official Bird of a Trump Administration Thanksgiving:
Flaming Hot Cheetos Turkey
World's Worst Yobs #391
J. T. Young
Only someone named 'Ratko' would give a thumbs up when
sentenced to life in prison.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Robert Mugabe Resigned to Being 93; "I'm Not
Getting Any Younger," He Sighed
The only thing in the world shallower than Tomi Lahren 
is a Li'l Squirt Baby Wading Pool.
Sometimes a cigar-shaped asteroid is just a
cigar-shaped asteroid.
Just in Time for Thanksgiving!
What Melania Trump's Body Double Shops
 For at Bed Bath & Beyond

Monday, November 20, 2017

Ryan Zinke's Wife's Travel Causes Headaches for 
Interior Department Staff
The Pessimist believes everything is getting worse
and worse.  The Optimist believes everything is
betting better and better.  Gin and Tacos splits
the difference: Everything is terrible all the time.
'Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Hit with Speeding Charges 
After Cops Clock Her Driving 119 MPH in Upstate New York'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #708
Mark Lee
Pastor Earl Wise of Alabama was
so jaundiced against Roy Moore's
accusers his shirt and tie turned
The Unexpurgated Bible #154
"And, lo, the Three Stooges are with you always, 
even unto the end of the world."
Trump Loses Another Supporter
Gerry Mander Is So Rude
Trump Opens Piehole, Nothingness Escapes
Former GOP state senator Ralph Shortey, Trump's campaign 
chair in Oklahoma, pleads guilty to child sex trafficking
 charges.  So it goes.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Official Libation of the
Trump Administration
Fred Flintstone Impersonator Ready to
Talk to Robert Mueller
Killer Bee Jim Hoft Wants Your Pollen
“Could it be ... SATAN?”
With his new hairdo, Robert Mugabe didn't look a 
day older than 93.