When Animals Pose for a Portrait

David French is so far to the Right that, sure, he has, as he 

claims, 'friends on the Left'. They're called Republicans.

Here's an idea:  allow alcohol to be served at Texas gun

shows, lock the doors, and let God sort 'em out.

Tennesse State Senator Big Loser in

'Don't Say Stacey Campfield!' Campaign

Warm Scuzzies #492

W. W. Bridal Boutique

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #589

Rick Wiles

"I've never been a rock or paper man.  I've always been a

scissors man."

"I can still stand up.  I need more weapons!"

Richard Nixon Has Roger Stone's Back

"You can burn my house,

Steal my car,

Drink my liquor

From an old fruitjar.

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,

Honey, doncha rip-a my jeans!"

Victoria Jackson Loses in Tennessee Election, 

Changes Name to Loseria Jackson

Said the man who had blown off his right butt-cheek,

"You omitted #1:  It’s dangerous to stick a gun in your

 pants.”

Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 

saying, "You're luggage!"

Sign of the Times #58

Q: How many Aggies does it take

to tell a Rick Perry joke?

A:  One, unless it's Louie

Gohmert telling it.

War Criminal Arrested on Canadian Border; 

Dick Cheney's Dr. Evil Disguise Doesn't Fool 

Border Patrol

No joekstra, Pete's a disgrace.

Warm Scuzzies #491

Blue Plate Restaurant Company

Bold Head Transplant Experiment

Now Underway in Ukrainian Laboratory

of Democracy

Sign of the Times #57

Don't Forget the Cheese!

World's Worst Yobs #310

Craig Shirley

Not since St. Thomas Aquinas formulated his version of the 

Cosmological Argument for the existence of God has so 

much been attributed to a First Cause like Barack Obama.

NRA Removes Video Calling for Arming the Blind, Says 

Requiring All Sighted Persons to Wear Braille Cammies 

"Not Cost Effective"

Whiteworld #20

The only way white people will be

able to survive the 'war on whites'

is to camouflage themselves

as the five white people in this

 photograph have done.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #588

Gavin Ellzey

Scientists Worry New Ebola Virus Strain Will Turn

Victims into Detestable Harpies

Oxymorons for Our Time #170

International Law

Victor Davis Hanson Sez:  "Hey, Israelis snuffing

Gazans is just like General Sherman marching

through Georgia."

[What?  Is the professor trying to turn Southern

Baptists against Israel?]

World's Worst Yoobs #146

Campbell Brown

"When Senator Paul ran away from 

that DACA girl, he was supposed

 to meet me here for an interview."

"Whatcha grillin'?"

"A Bacon-Wrapped Gator Gobbling a Turducken."

The Day Dick Cheney Forgot That Dark Glasses Don't

Sell Donuts

Daffy Amash Calls GOP Primary Opponent 'Dethspicable!'

Son of Man on God's Side Arrested for Probation Violation

When Pat Roberts proved that, at 78, he could still make fists 

and raise them above his head, the sagacious Republicans of

Kansas gave him the green light for another term in the

Senate.

"Drink to me only with thy lies and I will pledge not to whine."

Rude Rhymes #79

Kidney Stones

Walter Jones

How the President Creates His Watchlist of Students

Suspected of Cheating on Their Constitutional Law Exams

In light of the recent exposé, Move America Forward 

is changing its name to Move Grifters Forward.

Rand Paul was all tuckered out after he bolted

 and ran away from Dream Act Coalition member

 Erika Andiola.

Didn't Steve King's mother teach him it's not polite

to point?

Warm Scuzzies #490

Victor Pierce

Superfluous Redundancies #4

Lying Crapweasel Rand Paul

If you need a short-and-snappy argument against "a rational,

 vested state interest in procreation," think:  Greg Abbott.

HSBC Chairman Doug Flint Blames 12% Drop in Profits

on Regulatory Clampdown on Money Laundries

Guy Shoots, Kills Himself While Taking Selfie; 

Will Miss Darwin Awards Ceremony

'Drug Mule' Found With 14-Inch Incision and 

Calves the Size of Cantaloupes

"They're creepy and they're kooky, 

Mysterious and spooky, 

They're all together ooky, 

The Gherkin Family." 

Adventures in Lexicology #16

Igmo (ĭg'mō), n. An ignorant person; abbreviated form 

of ignoramus. [When he says Democrats have launched 

a 'war on whites', Mo Brooks is an igmo.]

"Of course, I'm grotesque!  I'm a BrennanClapper

for chrissakes!"