Saturday, August 09, 2014

When Animals Pose for a Portrait
David French is so far to the Right that, sure, he has, as he 
claims, 'friends on the Left'. They're called Republicans.
Here's an idea:  allow alcohol to be served at Texas gun
shows, lock the doors, and let God sort 'em out.
Tennesse State Senator Big Loser in
'Don't Say Stacey Campfield!' Campaign
Warm Scuzzies #492
W. W. Bridal Boutique
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #589
Rick Wiles

Friday, August 08, 2014

"I've never been a rock or paper man.  I've always been a
scissors man."
"I can still stand up.  I need more weapons!"
Richard Nixon Has Roger Stone's Back
"You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, doncha rip-a my jeans!"
Victoria Jackson Loses in Tennessee Election, 
Changes Name to Loseria Jackson
Said the man who had blown off his right butt-cheek,
"You omitted #1:  It’s dangerous to stick a gun in your
Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 
saying, "You're luggage!"
Sign of the Times #58
Q: How many Aggies does it take
to tell a Rick Perry joke?
A:  One, unless it's Louie
Gohmert telling it.
War Criminal Arrested on Canadian Border; 
Dick Cheney's Dr. Evil Disguise Doesn't Fool 
Border Patrol
No joekstra, Pete's a disgrace.

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Warm Scuzzies #491
Blue Plate Restaurant Company
Bold Head Transplant Experiment
Now Underway in Ukrainian Laboratory
of Democracy
Sign of the Times #57
Don't Forget the Cheese!
World's Worst Yobs #310
Craig Shirley
Not since St. Thomas Aquinas formulated his version of the 
Cosmological Argument for the existence of God has so 
much been attributed to a First Cause like Barack Obama.
NRA Removes Video Calling for Arming the Blind, Says 
Requiring All Sighted Persons to Wear Braille Cammies 
"Not Cost Effective"
Whiteworld #20
The only way white people will be
able to survive the 'war on whites'
is to camouflage themselves
as the five white people in this
 photograph have done.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #588
Gavin Ellzey
Scientists Worry New Ebola Virus Strain Will Turn
Victims into Detestable Harpies
Oxymorons for Our Time #170
International Law
Victor Davis Hanson Sez:  "Hey, Israelis snuffing
Gazans is just like General Sherman marching
through Georgia."
[What?  Is the professor trying to turn Southern
Baptists against Israel?]

Wednesday, August 06, 2014

World's Worst Yoobs #146
Campbell Brown
"When Senator Paul ran away from 
that DACA girl, he was supposed
 to meet me here for an interview."
"Whatcha grillin'?"
"A Bacon-Wrapped Gator Gobbling a Turducken."
The Day Dick Cheney Forgot That Dark Glasses Don't
Sell Donuts
Daffy Amash Calls GOP Primary Opponent 'Dethspicable!'
Son of Man on God's Side Arrested for Probation Violation
When Pat Roberts proved that, at 78, he could still make fists 
and raise them above his head, the sagacious Republicans of
Kansas gave him the green light for another term in the

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

"Drink to me only with thy lies and I will pledge not to whine."
Rude Rhymes #79

Kidney Stones

Walter Jones
How the President Creates His Watchlist of Students
Suspected of Cheating on Their Constitutional Law Exams
In light of the recent exposé, Move America Forward 
is changing its name to Move Grifters Forward.
Rand Paul was all tuckered out after he bolted
 and ran away from Dream Act Coalition member
 Erika Andiola.
Didn't Steve King's mother teach him it's not polite
to point?
Warm Scuzzies #490
Victor Pierce
Superfluous Redundancies #4
Lying Crapweasel Rand Paul
If you need a short-and-snappy argument against "a rational,
 vested state interest in procreation," think:  Greg Abbott.
HSBC Chairman Doug Flint Blames 12% Drop in Profits
on Regulatory Clampdown on Money Laundries
Guy Shoots, Kills Himself While Taking Selfie; 
Will Miss Darwin Awards Ceremony
'Drug Mule' Found With 14-Inch Incision and 
Calves the Size of Cantaloupes

Monday, August 04, 2014

"They're creepy and they're kooky, 
Mysterious and spooky, 
They're all together ooky, 
The Gherkin Family." 
Adventures in Lexicology #16
Igmo (ĭg'mō), n. An ignorant person; abbreviated form 
of ignoramus. [When he says Democrats have launched 
a 'war on whites', Mo Brooks is an igmo.]
"Of course, I'm grotesque!  I'm a BrennanClapper
for chrissakes!"