Saturday, May 11, 2013

Bulldozers Gone Wild Don't Destroy Private Property ---
Barry Alan Swegle Destroys Private Property
On September 11, 2012, four Americans died in 
Benghazi.  Since December 14, 2012 (the day of 
the Newtown massacre), 3,962 Americans have 
died in this country from gunshot wounds.  It's
 easy to see which fact is more significant:  
Benghazi, of course.
"At 30,000 pounds, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator 
is the US military's largest conventional bomb."
"I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air."

Friday, May 10, 2013

It's a good thing Rand Paul is Rand Paul, because
he would make a ridiculous-looking John Kerry.
Jason Richwine:  Here Yesterday, Gone Today,
Forgotten Tomorrow
Paul Ryan Sez:  “Progressivism is well-intentioned but 
it is also — in my humble opinion — arrogant and 
[True, but only to jocks who believe a reversed cap 
is an avant garde fashion statement.]
'Benghazi' Overtaking 'Wazoo' in Popularity
 as Euphemism for 'Anal Orifice'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #496
Peggy Scott
Hitler Gets Breitbarted
Warm Scuzzies #394
Taco Fusion

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #393
Tom Horne
'2-Year-Old Texas Boy Shoots Himself 
in the Head with Father’s Handgun'
Two Fall into Carnival Cruise-Infested Waters
[Vowels are the sounds Darrell Issa makes during sex 
to express his pleasure.]
Out for a drive through the Deep South?
If so, watch for 'Appalachian Hikers' as
you pass through South Carolina, the
Family Values State.
"Pardon me, but could you please direct me to the
Poultry Slam?"
If the Very Big Corporation had its way, it
 would copyright every word in the OED so 
that everyone would have to buy a license
 to speak or write the English language.
Most Americans don't realize how close we came to
changing 'Dia de Los Muertos' to 'Day of the
Dead Disney'.
American Schutzstaffel #24

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

"By my calculation, your joint replacement surgery is 
going to cost somewhere between $5,304 and $223,373."

"Thank you, doctor.  That sure takes a load off my mind!"
It just got tougher to launder money in the 
Vatican's washateria.
Christian-Leaning Heavy-Metal Singer Busted 
in Not-So-Christian Murder-for-Hire Case

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

The New Christy Minstrels

The New Chris Christie Lap Band
"Look at it this way:  one of these days, we won't be
called 'cavemen'; we'll be called 'speleologists'."
World's Worst Yobs #285
Tom Watson
Schoolyard Bully Says He Resents Being Compared to
Ted Cruz
Oxymorons for Our Time #153
Blind Gun Hobbyist
Governor Perry Holds Commemorative Cup
to Celebrate 'Two Weeks in Texas Without 
a Major Industrial Accident Day'

Gun Bucky

Monday, May 06, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #495
Adam Kokesh
Al Gore Richer Than Mitt Romney, Also Fatter
Warm Scuzzies #392
Zombie Industries
Howie Kurtz says, "I screwed up!"  Why not, "I
screwed down!"?
Warm Scuzzies #391
David Cole (aka David Stein)
Governor Christie Squishes Spider-Man, Kids Applaud
Rush Limbaugh Inducted into Hall of
 Radio Revenue Losers

Sunday, May 05, 2013

Uncle Sam Throwback
Ted Cruz Shows Off His Air Rifle at NRA Convention
‘James Carville’ Joins SNL to Heap Praise on Ted Cruz 
as the ‘Most Talented and Fearless’ GOP Politician of 
the Last 30 Years
Lou Dobbs's Favorite Holiday
Oh my!  Fearguth's home town has just been
declared the 'Cowboy Hat Capital of Texas'
by the Texas House of Representatives.
Niall Ferguson Issues 'Unqualified Apology' for 
'Unqualified Parapraxis' (aka 'Freudian Slip')
God, guns, and guts---especially big beer bellies---
made America free.
There's the 'Republican Base' and then
there's the 'Base of the Republican Base'.
'Man Swallowed by Hippo Lives to 
Tell Tale'
Invisible Hand Gives Rush Limbaugh
and Clear Channel the Finger to the
Tune of a $203 Million Loss for the
First Quarter of 2013