Saturday, August 03, 2013

Lukas Novy Joins Niko Alm in Advancing the Cause
of 'Piccolini Pastafarianism'

Friday, August 02, 2013

World's Worst Yoobs #136
Michele Catalano
American Schutzstaffel #30
"What's that?"
"Oh, it's just another 'nuclear showdown' in
the United States Senate."
Karma is a real bitch, isn't it,
Caleb Howe?
Sheriff David Morgan says his deputies followed the standard
Zimmerman Protocol in shooting an unarmed, 60-year-old
black man.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #511
Matt Shea

Thursday, August 01, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #417
Sheriff David Morgan
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #510
Eddie Lucio, Jr.
"Erick, the son of Erick?  Wasn't he the Viking wannabe 
who was fired by CNN, The Most Trusted Name in News?"
Fired by Indiana voters in November, 2012 and hired
as education commissioner by the Florida Board of 
Education in December, 2012, Tony Bennett reportedly 
will soon resign his position in the wake of evidence
showing how he changed an Indiana charter school's
rating from C to A in order to please the Republican
donor who founded the school.  One has to imagine
that his next job will be as superintendent of the
Dallas Independent School District.
Mark Kessler makes no apologies and has no regrets
for being a fucking asshole.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Raft-Size Portion of Buca di Beppo Pasta Found 
Celebrating National Lasagna Day in Devil's Den 
State Park, Arkansas
We all know what chipmunks store in their cheeks.

What we don't know is what Tony Scalia stores in his.
Still Life with Tight-Lipped Weiner and Ball Sack
Contrary to what Tina Brown said today on Morning
Joe, Ted Cruz is not a member of the Taliban; he, like
 Robert Jeffress and Mike Huckabee, is a member of
the Talibaptists.
How Bob Filner Reacted When He Learned That,
to Keep His Job as Mayor of San Diego, He Had
to Give Anthony Weiner a 'Very Wet, Saliva-Filled
Kiss' on National Television
Warm Scuzzies #416
Barbara Morgan
Iceland's Strokkur Fountain Geyser is aptly named.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

"What are those women standing in line for?"
"They're the only women in San Diego who haven't
been sexually harassed by Mayor Filner.  At least, not yet."
Governor McDonnell wants you to know
he has returned the Rolex.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #509
Jordan Ulery
"Steve, the drug mules I've seen along the Rio Grande
had calves as big as muskmelons."
"Muskmelons and cantaloupes are the same thing, Louie."
"Gosh, Steve, I didn't know that!"
Cardinal Dolan, too, evidently believes his hat is
absolutely hilarious.
Buzz Killington and Gloomy Gus,
the Grand Old Party Poopers

Monday, July 29, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #415
Tony Bennett
World's Worst Yoobs #135
Lauren Green
Warm Scuzzies #414
Sheriff Sid Gautreaux
'Texas Pastor Shoots Nephew Dead at Church on Sunday': 
Another Good Reason to Stay as Far Away from Preachers
 as Possible
Paleolithic Tools (Silicon-Based)

Paleolithic Tools (Carbon-Based)

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Entrance to Lee Cave National Monument,