Saturday, June 25, 2011

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #102
The Lonely Conservative
"Obama," Newt Gingrich says,  "is the most serious radical
threat to traditional America ever to occupy the White House."
If what Newt says were only true!
WaPo Readers Tired of Eating Brauchli

Friday, June 24, 2011

"The bottom line is, whose side are you on Libyan
 war opponents? Are you on Gaddafi's side or
are you on America's side?"
When a Christian, like Governor Sam Brownback, gives you
a look like this, you'd better duck and cover.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #310
Sam Trombley
The Politico Illustrated #14
"GOP Senators sport matching Sears sucker suits"
Governor Perry's Tone Deafness with Latinos Blamed on
Immoderate Consumption of Shotsicles Made from Ay,
Chihuahua! Sotol, the Mexican Equivalent of
White Lightning
Senator Paul Really Cleans Up at CPAC with His Galt 360
Microfiber Duster®.
Chairman of Federal Reserve Considering
Appeal to Thousand-Handed Goddess of
Mercy to Help Accelerate Slow-Growth
Economic Recovery
Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) to Enter Ames Straw Poll as
Republican with 'Most Biblical-Sounding and
Apostolic Name'
Petraeus Backs 'More Than the Normal' Interrogations,
Such as 'Rectal Indexing'

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Inasmuch as minority babies now outnumber white infants in
the US, one might assume that Christian Rightists, who are
99% white, would be in favor of Planned Parenthood.  But,
such an assumption presumes a modicum of rationality
which the Christian Right apparently doesn't possess.
"The secret of Bachmann's success," Matt
Taibbi writes, "is that every time you laugh
at her, she gets stronger."  Have we already
forgotten what happened back in the 1950s,
when people laughed at Nancy Archer?
Top Pawlenty Aides Working for Peanuts
"Mathematically, I am very different from
normal politicians. I, for instance, don't
believe two plus two equals four, and normal
consultants find that very hard to deal with."

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #117
Kathleen McKinley, Kevin Jackson, and Michelle Lancaster
John McCain had been in the Senate so long that when he
used the UFIA gesture in stereo, no one seemed to notice.
And even if someone had noticed, no one seemed to care.
Warm Scuzzies #194
Sean Duffy
Opinions differ, but a good case could be made that this
home-made Libyan rocket launcher is even more 'fly' than

the Cyclotrode, featured in the 1946 Republic Pictures serial,
The Crimson Ghost.
There are two types of rightist deceivers: (1) those who
accidentally forget to check the relevant facts before
making stuff up and (2) those who deliberately ignore
the relevant facts before making stuff up.
"Pardon me, Ms. Reagan, but the GOP is looking for a
savior in the 2012 presidential race.  Interested?"
Contrary to what you may have heard, that second---
$1 million---line of credit at Tiffany & Co. wasn't
for Callista.

Adventures in Lexicology #4

Aarping (/ˈɑrpɪŋ/), v.  When an organization
representing the interests of retired persons
starts talking about Social Security cuts just
for the hell of it. [The American Association
of Retired Persons was very popular with
the elderly until it started aarping.]
Half-Governor Reportedly Quits Bus Tour Halfway Through

Perv Hides in Portapotty Tank at Yoga Festival,
Claims to Be Sewer Alligator
Wimbledon to Victoria Azarenka
(aka 'Soviet Screamer'):
"Stop Grunting at 95 Decibels!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Only two Miss USA contestants attribute the changes in
Bristol Palin's face to Evolution. The other 49 attribute
the changes to Intelligent Design.
Liar's 'Pants on Fire' Blamed for
Igniting Massive Arizona Blaze
Idaho Repubican State Senator John McGee
Gets Drunk,
Steals Truck,
Wrecks It,
Takes Nap,
Decides to Not Run for Governor
Rude Rhymes #50

Deep Snorts

Neal Boortz
People who like their Kool-Aid more 'chewy'
say the fried version is much better than
the fried version of Hawaiian Punch.
Reggie Brown Sez:  "Those Republicans loved my racist jokes.
I had some organizers when I left the stage in New Orleans
say, 'Heckuva job, Brownie!'"
Greedheads Galore #11
Gregg Engles

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #101
The Reaganite Republican
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #116
Warner Todd Huston and Andrew Breitbart
Fourteen million Americans say watching John Boehner and
Barack Obama play golf helps keep their minds off the fact
that they're unemployed.
Warm Scuzzies #193
Harlan Crow
For Mormons Who Convert to Judaism
Some say Mitt Romney has an 'Empty Mormonism Problem'.
And it's contagious.

Rabbis Demand Stoning of
'Reincarnated' Dog
Let's be merciful and just call it, AIRBUST.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Jon Huntsman still trying to decide whether to run for President
as an 'inside outsider' or an 'outside insider'.
Sunday Morning Talk Show
As it turned out, Cain killed Abel because he was suspected
of being a Muslim.
Those who know George Allen call this his 'Macaca Gaze'.