Saturday, April 30, 2011

Silly Sally Kern
Fearguth takes the Nocturnal Festival seriously,
but not as seriously as this fan from Philly.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Fearguth is mostly a diurnal creature, but
this weekend will be an exception.  As a
result, his blog posting will be infrequent
and erratic until Monday, May 2.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

If being a 'natural-born citizen' somehow makes
 a person better or smarter or more talented,
why hasn't it it worked for Joseph Farah?
Why more people want Androids than
iPhones is easy to understand.
"The man in the funny hat, Congressman
West, says he's come to take you away,
"I am really proud. I am really honored. I feel
I've accomplished something really, really
important that no one else was able to do. And
that was to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt,
that I have completely lost my mind!"
Patient Emits Potentially Harmful Gas;
Hazmat Called to Area Hospital
New Life Form Discovered at Truck Stop

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

"If you truly believe Atlas Shrugged: Part 1 flopped because
 the critics panned it, perhaps you should cast Adam Sandler
in the role of Henry Rearden for Part 2.  Sandler, as you must
know, is absolutely critic-proof." 
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #300
Carl Seel
Will Jerome Corsi's new book have the
shortest shelf-life in publishing history?
San Francisco May Vote on Circumcised Banana Ban
Scientologists Buy Hollywood Studio, Threaten to
Make Sequel to Battlefield Earth
Critics of Barack Obama's 'Long-Form Birth
Certificate' Say It's Still Not Long Enough
 to Suit Them
CIA Director Panetta to Take Over Pentagon; Petraeus
to be Nominated for CIA; Eli Whitney Remembered for
Patenting Process for Manufacturing Interchangeable
Oxymorons for Our Time #99
Smartphone Etiquette

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

World's Worst Yobs #219
James Pethokoukis
Oxymorons for Our Time #98
High-Level Business Dealings
Magical Depressionism #22
Author of Study Showing That 'Depression Can Be
Good for You' Leaps from Golden Gate Bridge
"We need you to come in and lock shields like the women of
Sparta, and strengthen up the men who are going to the
fight for you. To let these other women know on the other
side — these Planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink
women, and all of these women that have been neutering
American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible
weakness — to let them know that we are not going to have
our men become subservient. That’s what we need you to
 do.  Because if you don’t, then our nation's annual
gonad deficit will continue to grow."
Warm Scuzzies #180
Hal Rogers
In demanding to see Barack Obama's student records at
Columbia and Harvard, Donald Trump has taken a step
beyond Birtherism, which is to say, he is now also a
It was said of Haley Barbour, "He
had the belly, but not the fire."
Atlas Shrugged and The Moviegoer Stayed Home

Monday, April 25, 2011

Sensing that the world is spinning out of control and nations
aren't behaving as they should, President Obama is giving
serious consideration to imposing sanctions on the entire planet.
Darwinopterus Modularis About to
Have a Dembskiornis Billi for Lunch
The most distinctive characteristic of the Trumpfish
is a mouth that never closes.
Do you imagine Donald Trump sucks
as hard as he blows?
Despite the fact that the corporation he
oversees has lost approximately $1 billion
over the past 15 months, Gerard Arpey,
Chairman and CEO of AMR, the parent
company of American Airlines, received
over $5 million in total compensation in
2010, which was 11% more than he
 received the year before.  See how
this works:  company makes money,
you get a raise; company loses
money, you get a raise.  That
old Invisible Hand is such a
clever prestidigitator!
As the curtain rises, Gram'ma Funk
is flexing her musical pecs.
Oxymorons for Our Time #97
Smart Dumbbells
Straight Outta 1984

Sunday, April 24, 2011

World's Worst Yobs #218
Andrew Stuttaford
Even as an infant Mr. Bean didn't know how
to spell 'stromuhr'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #128
President Obama Uses Atomic Brain to
Determine That Bradley Manning "Broke
the Law"