Saturday, January 08, 2022

"Justice Neil Gorsuch Slammed After He Suggests 
Flu Kills 'Hundreds of Thousands' Each Year"

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's Gnome from Earth we go.

Ron DeSantis, Trump's Mini-Me, Defends Allowing 
Stockpile of One Million COVID-19 Tests to
Expire in Warehouse

[Insert Favorite Personal Hygiene Joke Here]

Pompeo Loses 90 Pounds in Six Months, Was Even Fuller 
of Smelly Brown Stuff Than Previously Believed

Warm Scuzzies #1,114
Josh Pruitt

Friday, January 07, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #947
Don Huffines

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "So looking back, you'd probably 
call what happenedon January 6 a riot.  We have called it
 that.  But really only just a riot, maybe just barely.  By 
recent standards, it was an embarrassingly tepid effort."

Have you ever wondered how many unemployed 
Cyber Ninjas it takes to change a lightbulb?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #946
Robert Patrick Lewis

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #945
Adam Carolla

The Excitement Builds

More Embarrassing Than the Temporary
Insanity Defense

Ballad of the Irony Horse

Ted Cruz Sez:  “As a result of my sloppy phrasing,
 it’s caused a lot of people to misunderstand what 
I meant. What I was referring to was the limited 
number of people who engaged in violent 
attacks against police officers.”

Thursday, January 06, 2022

The infectious disease hits just keep on coming.

Has Cruz the Merciless been deposed by
Tucker Carlson?

Wednesday, January 05, 2022

When you read that Tennessee 
Republican State Representative
 Jeremy Faison tried to pull down a ref's 
pants during a high school basketball 
game, you understand some lawmakers
 are like that.

Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene to Deliver
 'None of Your Beeswax' Response to January 6th Anniversary

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #944
Jovan Hutton Pulitzer

If you call her an 'Insurrection Barbie', Jenna Ryan
says it makes her feel like a Jew in Nazi Germany.

Ron Johnson, Plague Doctor, Sez:
“Why do we think that we can create something
 better than God in terms of combating disease?”

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #152
David Bateman

Tuesday, January 04, 2022

Blabbermouse assures his admirers he would never
stoop to being an 'Influencer' or a 'Thought Leader'.

PBR's VP of marketing said: "We apologize about 
the language and content of our recent tweets.  The
 tweets in question were written in poor judgment by 
one of our associates."  When Hipster Lincoln read 
such unidiomatic expressions as 'apologize about' and 
'written in poor judgment', he smiled enigmatically.

Monday, January 03, 2022

Talking to your kid about the server can be daunting.

Does Heinz Doofenshmirtz actually have 8 million 
followers on GETTR, even more than Joe Rogan?

"What does Marjorie Taylor Greene do all day?"

According to a recent poll, 19% of Americans say the 
Capitol Hill Insurrection "was an unfortunate event
 but in the past."  It's like death, except death "is an 
unfortunate event but in the future."

Celibate and got unwanted 'wood'?  
Here's the ideal tool for clearing it.

Sunday, January 02, 2022

In Rod Dreher's eyes, she is just another manifestation
of the spiritual and cultural collapse of the United States
of America.

This Atlas doesn't shrug.

Imagine projectile verping of human body parts. 
That would be Marjorie Taylor Greene..

Marjorie Taylor Greene Does Her Xenomorph Impression