Saturday, December 29, 2018

Cookies Malone believed in being cruel to
be kind.
Trump Driving USA Express Over Fiscal Cliff
If you were to shake Louie Gohmert's bald head,
it would sound like a baby rattle.

Friday, December 28, 2018

Gohmert the Abominable GOPer Sez: "Shut down the
government until hell freezes over!"
Let the Big Adventure Begin!
Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
Trump Shoulders On

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Kim Jong-un is too important to laugh behind just
 anybody's back.
"And he spake a parable unto them, 'Can the blind lead 
the blind? shall they not both fall into the ditch?'"
Uh-oh, here comes the Deficit Hawkoceros!
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Trump was born in 1946. Fake News was born in 1948. 
It's cause and effect, pure and simple.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

The Postpartum Depression of the Virgin
Brings Home the Laughter
This Holiday Season
Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Trump and Pence Take a Stroll After Everyone 
Else in the Administration Had Been Fired
“It’s a disgrace what’s happening in our country. 
But other than that, I wish everybody a very
 Merry Christmas."
Trump Infiltrates Behind the Lines of Santa Claus 
Believers in the Great War on Christmas
Sick of Trump and Trumpniks, the National
Christmas Tree has blasted off to parts

Monday, December 24, 2018

Christmas Eve and Christmas Adam
Reindeer Humor
Adventures in Aestheticism #132
Treasury Secretary Demonstrating How to Pronounce
Was the Fed turning Trump into a Hoover,
or vice versa?  Opinions differed.
White House Christmas Card for Your 401(k)
Merry Christmas from the GOP, the Same Folks
Who Brought You the Great Recession of 2008
"Will the real Rudolph please stand up?"
Tar Heel Humor
After 1 year, 337 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes and 
44 seconds of the Trump Administration, we had
finally reached Rock Bottom.

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Penguin Humor
World's Worst Jobs #146
Indonesian Noodle Factory Worker
Biscuit + Gravy + Bacon + Cheese + Egg = 
Eating Like You Mean It
New SecDef Communicates Only Through Sound Effects
Inflatable-in-Chief Makes the Supreme Sacrifice
This is getting downright confusing.
America At the Crossroads
The citizens of Jericho had been told to build
 'a good old fashioned WALL that works'.  
We all know how that turned out.
Gerald McBoeing-Boeing Uses Eyelid Pull Gesture
to Stump Trump
But was it really necessary for Trump to cruelly tweet, 
"Keep calm and pack your eyebags, Mad Dog!"?