Saturday, April 11, 2020

Will Jesus be up to the challenge?
When you think of Florida, you think of beautful beaches.
You don't think of this cretin.
The Difference Between Positive and 
Negative Feedback, Explained
 Remember:  it's pronounced 
Because of the need for social distancing, people weren't
hugging Trump anymore.  So he hugged himself
twice as much.
Just Give Me All the Bacon You Have
and Nobody Gets Hurt
Thou Shalt Not Digress
It's Time for a Miracle!

Friday, April 10, 2020

Spleen You Can See
Sex Offender Pardoned by Former Kentucky Republican 
Governor Matt Bevin Arrested on Federal Child 
Pornography Charges
When it comes down to dealing with COVID-19, 
isn't it about time to unleash the libertarians?
Remember Benghazi? Remember how many Americans
died there?  Four. 
Trump Sez:  "One of the biggest problems the world has 
is the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can’t 
keep up with it."
Cannibal Holocaust
Good Friday is a Christian holiday commemorating 
the crucifixion of Jesus and his death at Calvary.
It is considered the happiest holiday of them all.
She always suspected Republicans were trying to kill her.  
Their response to the COVID-19 epidemic had removed
 all doubt.
Trump's Top 10 List of Scapegoats for the 
Coronavirus Epidemic

Thursday, April 09, 2020

"Doing a good job?" That's just a wild rumor spread by 
the 16,395 Americans who have died (so far) from
Had she set her Phaser to 'Stun' or 'Disintegrate
Living Creatures'?  Damn, she couldn't remember!
Mitch McConnell Unmasked
Try to imagine anything more useless in the
midst of the COVID-19 pandemic than
wooden Easter eggs.  Go ahead, take your
Fish always hated it when Jesus walked on water.
5G Driving COVID-19
Some universities are named ironically.
Kansas Lagging in Body Count; Republicans Vow to 
Kick It Up a Notch
It's a McEnany Hootenanny!
It's a Mr. Bill Easter this year.
Now Popular with Tattoo Completists
"No, no, no!  This is not what I meant when I said,
'People are dropping like flies'."
World's Worst Yoobs #211
Cheryl Chumley
When you're an Arachnoid, like Bill O'Reilly,
you have last legs to spare.

Wednesday, April 08, 2020

Most people don't know Narcissus was a missionary.
"If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who you gonna call?
Fox News Cabinet!"
Even as a little boy, Donald Trump trashed
Little Lady Liberty.
When it's your turn to take out the trash,
dress appropriately.
The Coronavirus attacks your lungs.
The Pendejovirus attacks your brain.
"Honey, you really should get up off the couch
more often, because you're beginning to look
a lot like an Idaho potato."
No Bernie Man this year?  Sad!
His Inner Jesus kept asking him, "What have you done today 
to save the world?"
Captain on Allowing HMS Titanic Cruise Passengers to
 Disembark: ‘I’d rather have them stay on, personally.’
"Mom!  Johnny keeps changing the channel
to Romper Room!"
Smoking in the Time of Coronavirus
Is it just me, or is Trump morphing into Quasimodo?
"‘Death is a welcomed friend’: Pastor Tony Spell calls on 
Christians to defy coronavirus lockdown — 
even if it kills them"
Move over, Dr. Fauci, Sean Hannity is in the house!

Tuesday, April 07, 2020

Back in the day, ventilators weren't as effective
 as those we have today, but you have to admit they 
were more entertaining.
Bad Actor
Another MST3K Musical Interlude
God moves in mysterious ways sometimes,
but sometimes he's pretty straightforward.