Saturday, August 11, 2012

Napoleon, Old Skool

Napoleon, New Skool
'The Next President of the United States' Sez:
"Smart choice, Willard!"
What do you have to do to be voted "Biggest 
'Brown-Noser'" of the  Craig High School
 senior class of 1988?
The Intellectual Leader of the Republican Party?
In a surprise move, Mitt Romney has chosen a former
child star to be his running mate.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Paul Smith, City Councilman in Sterling Heights, Michigan,
Sez:  "I answered the Secret Service honestly and I 
guess they believe I’m not a threat or some kook.”
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #407
Paul Smith
How Romney Supporter Lemar Koethe Came to Earth
Republican Base Sez:  "Sure, Romney Hood is a Son Of Boss,
but he's our Son Of Boss."

"You say I made Ann Coulter's head
explode?  Oh my, I hope no one was
Attention Whore Accuses Media of 'Prostituting'
Louie Gohmert 'Grossly Taken Out of Context'
Warm Scuzzies #314
Adam Davidson
The day finally dawned when Mitt Romney realized he
would have gotten a better deal had he sold his soul to 
the Devil, instead of to the Republican base.
When RomneyCare was good, it was very, very good.
Todd Akin is what you get when a prune
has political ambitions.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

We used to say, "He has 'big problems'."  Now we say,
"He has 'big issues'."  Like Paul Ryan:  Mr. Big Issues.
Rush Limbaugh Goes Ballistic
Q:  "Is this a parasite or a hedge
fund manager?"
A:  "There's a difference?"
Congressman Joe Walsh suffers
from severe consternation.  Do
you think milk of magnesia
might help?
"And the night shall be filled with music, 
And Nancy Brinker shall fold her tent, 
And quietly steal away."
Bain Capital's Answer to Ernest Scribbler's 'Killer Joke'
Mitt Romney doesn't want to be President so much as he 
wants to acquire the U.S. and merge it with Dark Money.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #406
Jim Roddey
Mitt Romney, Pre-Truth

Mitt Romney, Post-Truth

Rupert Murdoch Dozes Off During News Corp.'s 
$1.6 Billion Loss
"Something touched me deep inside the day 
the Romney campaign died."

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Randy Travis Arrested for Driving Naked While Under 
the Influence of 'Honky Tonk Moon' 
Could it be that Mitt Romney is a left-wing mole who has 
burrowed his way toward the Republican presidential 
nomination for the sole purpose of causing Rush Limbaugh 
to perish from apoplexy?
Those who are fans of Bain Capital were asked to raise
 their hands.  Only one hand went up:  Michele Davis's.
Newt Gingrich Calls Obama the 'Anti-Clinton', Apparently 
Forgetting He Himself Was the Original 'Anti-Clinton'
As you can see, Misty Cook is supremely 
Missouri Voters OK 'Right to Pray While Armed' Amendment
Mitt Romney Praying for the Sheiks of the Burning Sand
Mass shootings had become so commonplace in the United
 States that all flags were permanently flown at half-staff.

ZEGS* Maniac

*Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver
With luck, this student in one of Professor Glenn Reynold's 
law classes at the University of Tennessee is confident 
he can repel any armed intruder who might show up

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

"What did you do in the culture war, Daddy?"
"I ate a chicken sandwich."
Yes, John Schnatter, CEO of Papa John's, the price of pizza
may go up when your employees have health insurance.
But we sure won't be buying pizza at your joint.
World's Worst Yoobs #120
Alisyn Camerota
In the best of all possible worlds, both Ben Quayle and 
David Schweikert would lose in the Republican primary
for representative of the 6th Congressional District.  But,
in the world we live in, the fact that one will lose is 
more than good enough.
Which country should the U.S. invade when it
is attacked by a domestic terrorist, like
Wade Michael Page?
Rich people need their outlaw heroes, too.

Monday, August 06, 2012

In terms of grammar, Mitt Romney only exists in the passive
voice.  For example, this is not a picture of Mitt Romney 
eating a hamburger.  No, this is a picture of a hamburger
 shoving itself into Mitt Romney's mouth.
Pam 'The Huntress' Geller Bags Erick 'The Hunted' Erickson
What Constipation Looks Like When
It Gets 'Politicized'
Despite the fact the Trojan Elephant had raised $106 million
 in June and $101 million in July, the citizens of Troy were still 
keeping the gate of the city closed.  Their recent encounter
with the Trojan Rabbit was still fresh on their minds and
they were taking no chances.
Don't you just love it when Elton John gets into a catfight with 
Madonna over Lady Gaga?  So much for Ars Gratia Artis!
It's all Ars Gratis Pecunia these days.