Saturday, June 21, 2014

Noah Blamed for Ark of Instability in the 
Middle East
"What's Erick Erickson laughing about now?"
"He's going to Heaven and you're going to Hell."
"That's fine with me.  I'd rather go to Hell than
be in Heaven with Erick."
"Yeah, that would be worse than Hell, wouldn't it?"

Friday, June 20, 2014

May 11, 1961 
President Kennedy Sends Green Beret Advisors to Vietnam

June 20, 2014 
President Obama Sends Green Beret Advisors to Iraq
'Scott Walker Is a Campaign Criminal, Say Prosecutors';
"That's Our Boy!" Say Koch Brothers

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Is Alana 'Honey Boo Boo' Thompson a 'tiny, dimpled
monster'?  Umm ... yes.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #44
John Huppenthal
Peter King Sez:  “I was, I think, the third-highest Republican 
douchebag on national television shows last year."
[No doubt he's on track for second-highest this year.]
Old Men with Guns #21
Charles Edward Shisler
Not since the Nasty Boys has there been a tag team as
mean and ruthless as

Dick and Liz Cheney.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Rick Perry Sez:  "California, here I come!"
[The Texas governor vacations annually in San Diego,
not Paint Creek.]
Tom Cotton Sez:  "I'm warm, dammit!"
[Compared to the dead, perhaps.]
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #5
A Peter King
ISIS Rebels Wear More Terrifying Masks, Have Scarier
 Beards Than Al-Qaida

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Old Men with Guns #20
Brent Douglas Cole
World's Worst Yoobs #143
Mollie Hemingway
Zombeaver Savagely Attacks Vampire Kayaker
Warm Scuzzies #474
James Milliken
Rick Nut-and-Yahoo Sez:  "I'm more Jewish than
you think I am."
Sign of the Times #53
Islamophobes Я Us
Rude Rhymes #74

Aerosol Bomb

Reihan Salam

Monday, June 16, 2014

Go ahead and admit it:  marriage equality with Randy
Thomasson would be 'a form of slavery', wouldn't it?
Skinny Checker

Chubby Checker
Some women say they are more aroused by 
a pair of new shoes than they are by their

American Schutzstaffel #39
"You say Bill Kristol is telling us what to do in Iraq and
you expect me to whallow that?"
Russia's Khuilo-in-Chief
450-Lb. Man Stashes Marijuana in Stomach Fat,
Kicks the Concept of 'Pot Belly' Up a Notch
At age 73, George Will looks like he could use a
Rug Doctor Mighty Pro X3.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Rude Rhymes #73

Old Crapper

James Clapper
If 'the child is father to the man', then
Happy Father's Day!