Saturday, January 03, 2009

Always in search of new ideas and experiences,
Fearguth is about to embark on Jam Cruise 7.
He will therefore be offline until January 10.

Friday, January 02, 2009

"If I understand you correctly, while it's moral for Israelis
to kill Palestinians, it's immoral for Palestinians to kill
Israelis. In other words, you Israelis not only want to
kill---you want to feel good while doing it."
The Politico Illustrated #6
"Out of power on both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue, many
emaciated elephants in the GOP herd will begin the Age
of Obama with an extended holiday vacation."
In 2008, the year the United States won the war
in Iraq, only 322 American soldiers and 5,908
Iraqi civilians and security forces were killed.
In 2009, the winning continues.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

The Israelis and Palestinians are killing each other.
It must be a new year.
Do NOT click on this image to enlarge it.
It's large enough already.
"Botox schmotox! When you have frown lines and brow
furrows like we do, nothing short of a face transplant
will refresh your youthful good looks."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you think I'm cute as a button
as I sit here waiting for my turn at the bird feeder. But,
as you sit there all wrapped up in your warm sentiments,
try to keep in mind I'm colder than a witch's tit caught
in a wringer right now!"
Fly's-Eye View of Trafalgar Trumpeter
President Bush says he will leave office with his head
held high but cocked crazily to one side.
Based on her experience of 2008, the little girl was
understandably cautious when 2009 arrived.

2009 wasn't a particularly good-looking year,
but at least it was new.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Nope, those aren't acorns stuffed in Chip Saltsman's
cheeks. They're dingleberries, famous for producing
what's called a 'shit-eating grin'.
Conservatism 1.0

Conservatism 2.0
John Bolton says "In 100 years, I will not remember
Guant√°namo or Abu Ghraib and people will not
remember me."
In the beginning, Blago tried to sell the Senate seat to
the highest bidder. In the end, he traded it for a
stalking horse.
Would your opinion of Wolf Blitzer change if you
learned his real name was Oswald Cunningtubby?