Saturday, March 15, 2014

Jack 'Legs' Diamond

Louis 'Legs' XIV
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #552
Andrew Brenner

Friday, March 14, 2014

Little Known Fact #51
Kronsteen, one of the villains in From Russia with Love,
Dr. Douglas Jackson, a psychiatrist in UFO, and Vladimir
Putin, the President of Russia, are all characters played
by the versatile Polish actor, Vladek Sheybal.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #551
James David Manning
'Pygmy Tyrannosaurus Discovered in Alaska'
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #45
Brandon Ambrosino
Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #146
Truth Revolt

Thursday, March 13, 2014

'Ambiguously Hispanic' Dave Feliciano Tired of 
'Ambiguously Gay' Lindsey Graham
Harry Reid Sez:  "I'm not afraid of
the Koch Brothers!"
Greedheads Galore #36
Bruce Rauner
Two-Minute Haters #38
Austin Ruse
Paul Ryan wants you to know he is not poor because (1) he  
was not born lazy, (2) he does not have a culture problem, 
and (3) he is  not from the inner city.  Paul Ryan does not 
want you to know he is not poor because he has a college 
education paid for with Social Security survivors benefits.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

"Mein Herr, Ben Carson says America is 'very much like
Nazi Germany'."
"Jawohl, Il Duce, he's such a dummkopf!"
While it may or may not be true that Abraham Lincoln 
would refuse to appear on Between Two Ferns, there
is no doubt that Honest Abe would never have shaken
hands with Adam Savader.
Smiler Grogan

Smiler McConnell
At luxury gun ranges, shooters can now take aim at
live targets.
Bedbugs Take the Next Step in Hospitality 
Industry Advertising
The Emperor's New Clothes

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

"Uh, you know what, Zach? I have to say, when I heard that, 
like people are still watching Fernwood 2 Night, I was actually 
pretty surprised."
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #149
Did the CIA spy on the Senate Intelligence Committee? 
Did the Senate Intelligence Committee spy on the CIA? 
Or did the NSA spy on them both as they were spying on 
each other?
Scientists are now saying that the sponge is the ancestor 
of all animals. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
Steve Stockman Sez:  "Hey, this bathtub
gin ain't half bad!"
[CPAC drove him to drink.]

Monday, March 10, 2014

When he turned 72 on March 14, 1951, Albert 
Einstein celebrated Fearguth's 72nd birthday 
on March 10, 2014. This was made possible 
by what Kurt Vonnegut in 1959 called a
'Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum'.

Sunday, March 09, 2014

“You see our movement at its core is an intellectual 
movement.  We are based on the greatest ideas ever 
conceived in the mind of man." 
As George Orwell might have said, "At 50, Sarah Palin has 
the face she deserves."
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #148
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #94
David Got His Gun
Vladimir Putin Riding Bear Back En Route to Wrestling
Match with Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin
"I never drink . . . wine."
Court Says 'Upsuit' Photos at CPAC Are Legal
Rand Paul Wins CPAC Straw Pole
for Second Year in a Row