Saturday, October 23, 2021

Leigh Dundas warns that a plot launched by Nikita 
Khruschev 65 years ago to replace the U.S. government
 with communist dictatorship is coming to fruition.

QAnon Followers in Las Vegas Prepare for 
5D Earth Civilization

 

Ask your doctor if Rhinoplasty is right for you.

Before the threat of Woke there was
Wookie.

Warm Scuzzies #1,092
Kimbal Musk

As recently as yesterday, some people believed it was not
possible for Lauren Boebert to look any loonier.  But
they were mistaken.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents Mega-Caturday

Friday, October 22, 2021

The Wine Listener

The pandemic had given him time
to think.  And to think is to begin
to be undermined.

The Road to Ocean City

Half-Witzke or Nit-Witzke?

The Thrill of Telemedicine,
The Agony of Worming

World's Worst Jobs #160
Trumpnik Stunt Performer

"Donald Trump’s new social network is even 
more of a joke than we thought."

Jim Banks, Shadow Prober

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #927
Joseph Lapado

Thursday, October 21, 2021

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no 
badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking 
badgers!"

Contempt is "the feeling that a person is beneath
 consideration, worthless, or deserving scorn."  
That person is Steve Bannon.

White RINO Breeding Program Staying Just One
Step Ahead of Species Extinction

Jesus Explaining to Adam the Comparative Advantage of 
Having Eve As a Mate Rather Than Tony the Tiger

Leader of John McCain Tribute Band, 'Mavericky',
Takes Refuge in the Arms of Big Donors

GOPer Groper

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Guilt Trip

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #926
Andy Harris

Sadly, there is no way to prevent 
or cure Vaccine Politics.

Warm Scuzzies #1,091
John Catanzara

At 94, Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has
 been cleared for takeoff.

Brad Cox believes you shouldn't punch a homeless man
when he's down.  Instead, you should kick him.
It's easier.

West Virginia Mountaineer Loves Her
Some Joe Manchin

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

In Kanye West's world, it's always Halloween.

No one did more to promote the mullet than 
Travis Tritt.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #128
Peter Doocy

'Dancing With the Paranoiacs' Fans Shocked After 
High-Scoring Contestant Is Eliminated

"Dan Bongino Dares Cumulus to Cancel His Radio Show 
Over ‘Stupid’ Vax Mandate," the headline reads.  Would
somebody please feed this mutt some Beggin' Strips?

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "American culture is trying 
to completely demasculate all the young men."

Monday, October 18, 2021

If Anti-Vaxxers could own the libs by weaponizing
hemorrhoids, they would.  It's a safe bet that many
more Anti-Vaxxers will die from COVID-19 than
immunized libs.

Flag Desecration #129

One can imagine this Trumpnik telling a
prospective employer that the chance of
his invading the Capitol a second time
is 'extremely remote'.

Sunday, October 17, 2021

The only deity worthy of taking on Godzilla 
toe-to-toe is MC 900 FT JESUS.

Baby-in-Chief

Taliban Saint Remembered for Diligence in
Keeping People Off the Grass

Those who know him well say of 
Senator Ron Johnson, "He never 
used to be this insane."

Scott McKay, the 'Full Throttle Truth Hammer',
 has Iowa school boards on the ropes.

Night Court: "When the Supreme Court issues orders 
without any publicly recorded votes or explanations 
late at night."

If it doesn't have coal in it, Joe Manchin opposes it.