Saturday, September 06, 2014

Flipper and Flopper, Rand Paul's Pet Conjoined Dolphins,
Found Dead; Waffle Overdose Suspected
Little Known Fact #56
A Dana Perino is a weekly interactive optical illusion
 formed by Fox News decay.
Scarier Looking Than Al-Qaida

Scarier Looking Than ISIS
Warm Scuzzies #505
Michael Elsbury
The Politico Illustrated #36
'Ayn Rand Paul, the most interesting
person in politics'
"As Victoria and I worship you, O Lord, we prithee,
'Don't worry, be happy!'"
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #10
An Albino Lobster
"Wherever the terrorists lead us, we will follow, 
even unto the Gates of Hell!"
"Blessed are the Peacemakers: for they shall be called 
the Guns of God."

Friday, September 05, 2014

Rightbloggers and Other 
Internet Biohazards #152
The Mad Jewess
Old Men with Guns #24
Martin Zale
Dinesh D'Souza Sez:  “When I think about what I did, I am 
filled with a sense of sheer frustration, exasperation, and 
regret.  I cannot believe how stupid I was, how careless, 
and how irresponsible. I keep going back and trying to 
envision how I ended up here, asking myself, ‘What were 
you thinking?’" 
[He was thinking, "Obama's out to get me!"]
Try as they might and despite the promise of a
$100,000 reward if they succeeded, atheists could
 not disprove that Joshua Feuerstein exists.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Bob McDonnell's future was once so bright he had to
wear shades.
Warm Scuzzies #504
Chris Heben
Police Still Trying to Determine Woman's Motive in
$144 Eye-Shadow Heist
Good Martin Feldman

Bad Martin Feldman
Erick Erickson Lands Starring Role in
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Idiots
Elisabeth Hasselblech!
Two-Minute Haters #44
Robby Gallaty

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

Modern-Day Jesuanic Homophobe and Christian
Crusader Sez:  "Convert 'em or kill 'em!"
[Why not convert them, then kill them?]
President Obama has now sent more than 1,000 troops 
back to Iraq.   How many times do we have to invade a 
country before we can call it our own?

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Bruce Rauner Claims the $100,000 Wine Club He
Belongs to Doesn't Discriminate Against Mad Dog
 20/20 Consumers
Eric Cantor Working on Facial Expressions
Best Suited to His New Role as a Wall Street
Investment Banker
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #591
Dolores Gresham
"She says you would be even scarier if you changed
your last name from 'Issa' to 'ISIS'."
 "How much Koch would a Kochsniffer sniff 
if a Kochsniffer could sniff Koch?"

Monday, September 01, 2014

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #176
Michelle Malkin, Paul Jacobs, and Joe Wurzelbacher
Warm Scuzzies #503
Tony Wooten
Standard U. S. Army CamelBak (c. 1944)

Sunday, August 31, 2014

"Actually, I feel much more aggressive today than I look."
American Schutzstaffel #44
"Why are you holding up that copy of the Constitution,
Mr. Bundy?"
"I'm warding off 'loose constructionists'."
Ryan Bundy Sez:  "I've taught my children a knife is 
important to have.  It's a tool that you use, and you need
 to have one with you at all times."
[His 15-year-old daughter needs one, especially.]
Good John Goodman

Bad John Goodman