Saturday, November 20, 2010

I Remember Dubya #44
Dubya always said he would write a
book some day.  And so he did.
If 'Death Panel' Had a Human Face
Greedheads Galore #5
John Paulson
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #88
Jerome Corsi, Pam Geller, and Robert Spencer
"They're saying the Pope just created 24 new Cardinals.  I
find that hard to believe, don't you?"

Friday, November 19, 2010

New Study Shows That Tanks Dumped into the Sea Are
Five Times More Useful Than Those Now Being Shipped
 to Afghanistan
"Pardon me, madam, but can you explain the
difference between 'intrusive' and 'overly
"That's easy to explain, sir.  It's the
difference between your picking your
nose and your picking my nose."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #244
Loy Mauch
 H. L. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Mencken
Welcome to West Virginia,
the Wild and Wonderful State!
Ann Coulter Before She Puts On Her Makeup
World's Worst Yobs #194
Kevin DuJan
Glenn Beck Selling New Calendar to Mark
Important Rally, Demonstration, and Protest
Dates for 2011 Tea Party Liturgical Year
Nation's Empathy Deficit at Highest Level Since Vanderbilt
Said "The Public Be Damned" in 1882

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Rude Rhymes #38

Hairy Scales

Roger Ailes
"I can't believe I ate that WHOLE thing!"
"Relax, baby, I'm from the TSA and I'm
here to help protect you from terrorists!"
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #87
Jim Hoft, Andrew Breitbart, Aaron Schock, and Glenn Reynolds
World's Worst Yobs #193
Edwin Feulner
Peter Johnson Subjects Ann Coulter to Full-Argument Scan on
Fox News, Finds Nothing Inside Except Hot Air 
Oxymorons for Our Time #72
Free Shipping
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #76

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

"Of course, the George W. Bush Presidential Center isn’t much
to look at just yet, but the workers are ready, construction will
move fast after today’s groundbreaking. Like me, it is one of 
the few shovel-ready projects in America today.”
"People often confuse me with Warren Gamaliel Harding.  But
that's just because they can't tell the difference between color
photography and black-and-white."
Pumping irony, Mike Huckabee is now
leading in the race to become the next 
President of the United States of Cable
Teevee in 2012.
So long as Cindy didn't ask and John didn't tell,
the McCain's got along just fine.
Johnny Rotten Reacts to the News That Lisa
Murkowski Has Defeated Joe Miller in Alaska
"Help, I'm drowning in sludge!"
"You're not drowning in sludge, brother."
"So, what am I drowning in?"
Remove his business suit and Roger Ailes, President of the Fox
News Channel, looks like your typical Guatemalan grub worm.
Cotton Ginny Thomas Steps Down as President and CEO
of Conflict of Interest Central
Borat Sez:  "I like you, TSA!
Touch my junk! Is nice!"
It wasn't just the alcohol and caffeine that made Four Loko so
popular with young people.  It was also the anti-gravity effect.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Magical Depressionism #14
As times got tougher, Dumpster Diving
was prohibited, even in the deep end.