"Deep State scarier than Creature from Black Lagoon."
Saturday, August 05, 2017
Labels:
Conspiracy Theories,
Deep State,
Monsters,
Movies,
Russia,
Swimming,
Vladimir Putin
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Fish,
Jesus,
Vladimir Putin
Labels:
Charles Koch,
David Koch,
Koch Industries,
Mike Pence,
Penises
Supporters of Trump's wall are now saying the wall is
just a metaphor for border security. If so, it will be
the World's Longest Metaphor.
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Metaphors,
Mexico,
Walls
Q: "Do I look like someone who would send out unsolicited
dick pics?"
A: "You work for Fox News, don't you?"
Labels:
Eric Bolling,
Fox News,
Penises,
Sexting,
Sexual Harassment
Friday, August 04, 2017
Labels:
Adultery,
Crime,
Dinesh D'Souza,
Prisons
Labels:
Books,
Dinesh D'Souza,
Stephen Bannon,
White House
Labels:
Books,
Dinesh D'Souza,
Prisons,
Sebastian Gorka,
Trump Administration,
White House
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Furniture,
Slogans
Labels:
Big Bigots Little Bigots,
Bigotry,
Gavin McInnes
Thursday, August 03, 2017
Governor Jim Justice Announces Switch from Democratic
Party to Republican Party and Decision to Switch Clothiers
from Goodwill to Salvation Army
Labels:
Clothing,
Coal,
Governors,
Obesity,
West Virginia
Labels:
America,
Donald Trump,
Happiness,
Hats,
Slogans
With an approval rating of 33%, Trump is now dipping
down into the meth chefs, oxy railers, glue sniffers, and
paint huffers in the GOP base.
Labels:
Chefs,
Donald Trump,
Drugs,
GOP,
Polls,
Republican Party
Natalia Veselnitskaya was getting better at flashing
the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter, but she still
hadn't perfected it.
Labels:
Andrew Breitbart,
Nancy Pelosi,
Reincarnation,
Twins
Labels:
Bible,
Muffler Men,
Songs,
Statues
Wednesday, August 02, 2017
Labels:
Stephen Miller,
Trump Administration,
TV Shows
Even Eric Bolling of Fox News says of Stephen Miller,
"Don’t put that guy in front of the cameras again."
Labels:
Eric Bolling,
Fox News,
Stephen Miller,
Trump Administration
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Immigration,
Movies,
White
Labels:
Caesars,
Donald Trump,
Gold,
Jesus,
Money
Labels:
Clowns,
Donald Trump,
Jokes,
Movies,
Trump Administration
"What happened to him?"
"He made the mistake of trying to read Newt
Gingrich's Understanding Trump."
Labels:
Books,
Donald Trump,
Newt Gingrich,
Sleep
Tuesday, August 01, 2017
When the recent survivor of a 'zipper job' was asked
if he wished to watch 'Survivor White House', he said,
"Please don't make me laugh, or I may split a seam!"
Labels:
Heart Surgery,
Laughter,
Trump Administration,
TV Shows
Labels:
Arizona,
Jeff Flake,
Republican Party,
Senate
Monday, July 31, 2017
Labels:
Anthony Scaramucci,
Children,
Games,
Moles
Labels:
Baseball,
Chris Christie,
Food,
Obesity,
Snacks
Sunday, July 30, 2017
A Maakies Definition of Trump: "A Seething Meatball
of Hatred and Jealousy, Marbled with Rich Veins of
Inadequacy"
Labels:
Cartoons,
Donald Trump,
Tony Millionaire
"What I like best about Kellyanne is she shows me
proper deference and humility and never calls me
Ronald, my first name."
Labels:
Clowns,
Donald Trump,
Kellyanne Conway,
McDonald's,
Shoes
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