Saturday, January 02, 2021

Mitch McConnell's Louisville Home Vandalized
by Bad Speller

Violence in the streets?  Louie Gohmert is ready to rumble.

Mortified Pachyderm

Leave it to Ted Cruz to desecrate the Texas flag.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #51
Ivanka Trump Inventing the COVID-19 Vaccine

Has Lin Wood started believing he's Napoleon Dynamite yet?

Jenna Ellis Sez:  “To be clear: I do not support the statements 
from Attorney Lin Wood. I support the rule of law and the U.S. 

Angry Bird Lost in Space

Lonely Louie's East Texas Nights

Lin Wood Becomes So Radioactive
He Glows in the Dark

Friday, January 01, 2021

Would someone please tell this nimrod from Missouri
that the Senate already has one Ted Cruz and doesn't
need two?

It was Vanilla ISIS, not Vanilla Ice, that skipped
Trump's New Year's Eve party.

There are five fake boobs in this picture.  Can you
spot them?

Cat Hair Solution

How God Will Certify Donald Trump's Defeat in the 
2020 Presidential Election

January 1, 2021

Bragging Rites

Adventures in Aestheticism #259

Some say socialism has been rising 
since the Day of Pentecost in 30 A.D.
As the Bible says, "All that believed 
were together, and had all things in 

Nancy Looks Ahead Into the New Year

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Jeffrey Epstein is alive and living in
Lin Wood's head.

Pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood is now claiming Supreme 
Court Chief Justice John Roberts was somehow involved 
in Justice Antonin Scalia’s death and part of a child-sex cult.

The Incredible Shrinking MAGA Man

Florida Governor Reacts to Sniffing His Own Upper Lip

When she removes her COVID mask, most people 
don't recognize Mona Lisa.

Forensic Artist Renders Drawing of
Zombie Benedict Arnold

The Nashville bomber may have subscribed to the conspiracy 
theory that many of the world’s most powerful figures are 
actually evil, lizard-like extraterrestrials in disguise.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

Trump is such a show-off!

What to Drink While You Wait for
Operation Warp Speed

And they haven't even installed the 
razor wire yet.

Have you seen Josh Hawley's new hat?

The Improbable Burger I eat immediately.  
The Impossible Burger takes a little longer.

What really happened over at the Van Gogh place 
wasn't nearly as romantic as the legend has it.  
You see, a pandemic was underway and Vincent
decided to cut his own hair.

Michelle Malkin Sez: "Dan Crenshaw is a globalist 
John McCain in an eyepatch who loves to party hardy 
while our country burns."  Don't you just love it 
when wingnuts talk dirty to each other?

"Sarcastically eviscerating the leftist arguments and lies 
like a political fruit ninja:"  thus spake one happy
reader of Kurt Schlichter's book.  What more need
be said.

Guess who the 'Most Admired Man' of 2020 admires most.

Twilight of the Trump Temper Tantrum

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Geraldo Rivera Pleads With Trump to ‘Reject the Crackpots’ 
and Exit With ‘Dignity and Grace’

Vaccine Distribution Is The States’ Problem, Not Mine!

Because the chicken had always said it would 
cross that road when it came to it.  Or was it 
that bridge?  The chicken could never remember.

An International Favorite Since 1954

Kentucky Fried Famine

Marco Rubio Continues His Transformation Into
(Gasp!) The Mask

Young Prospector Sets His Sights on the Mother Lode

Ugly Mug Mugshot Mug

Epoch means 'a period of time'.  So The Epoch Times
means 'The Period of Time Times'.  Typical
rightwing genius.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #124
Josh Hawley

Monday, December 28, 2020

Trumpert Rubberface Bails

Fishing for Fur-Bearing Trout at the Last Gasp Resort

Energeezer Bunny Can No Longer Hold a Charge