Saturday, October 05, 2019

GOPer Gaetz Gets His Quid Caught
in His Pro Quo
"Gordon Sondland carried a wireless buzzer into meetings 
at the U.S. Mission that enabled him to silently summon 
support staff to refill his teacup."
Have you accepted Wrinkles the Clown into your life yet?

Friday, October 04, 2019

Wrinkles the Clown can be hired to scare
misbehaving Trumpniks.
Trump is giving Mitt Romney a bad case of the Angries.
"The questions I ask these suspects are merely to get a natural 
tone of voice so do not pay too much attention to their answers
 as they often lie."
Warm Scuzzies #892
Gordon Sondland
At 56, Laura Ingraham has the face she deserves.
Power Surge
Trump Out-Nixons Nixon
The Trumpian Schnozzola has more craters
than the surface of the Moon.
Gun violence had become so widespread no one ever 
died from natural causes.
Grandpa Called Them 'Commies'

Thursday, October 03, 2019

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #193
Full Mental Jacket
The water-filled trench is already in place. It's called the 
Rio Grande River. Now all that's needed is a gazillion or
 so snakes and alligators.
Do you suppose Trump has been having more
Naked Dreams lately?
A Penny for Your Thoughts
"Trump wants to know if we've got any dirt on
Joe Biden."
Pence was just walking down the street, minding his
own business, when suddenly . . .
Runaway Train

Wednesday, October 02, 2019

As Seth Meyers says, "Time for a Closer Look."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
It's the country for me!"
Like the captain of the Exxon Valdez, the captain of the
USS United States was asleep.
And, like Alexander the Great who wept because there 
were no more worlds to conquer, the One-Percenters 
wept because they only gained $21 trillion.
"Tweet -- Tweet -- Tweet --
They Call Him the Tweeter!"

Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #891
Igor Fruman
Warm Scuzzies #890
Lev Parnas
Just Slippin and Slidin'
"I Will Not Be Bullied," Says Big Bully Who Works for Bigger Bully
John Mitchell in Hell Disses Trump
And then somebody should throw Moscow Mitch
under the bus.
What Megan said is true, but she must've been looking
in the mirror when she said it.
The Exigency of the Polyglot
Liz Cheney Says Giant Ukrainian Mosquito Rampage
 Story ‘Starting to Seem Like a Political Set Up’

Monday, September 30, 2019

"Hold up your right hand. Do you solemnly
 swear to uphold ... oh, this is ridiculous!"
Maybe Rudy should call it a draw and self-deport
to Absurdistan.
If the Salacious Paperback Books of the
1950s and 1960s Were Still Around
Adventures in Aestheticism #215
Will the USS Donald Trump sink faster than Republican 
rats can abandon it?
There Was a Crooked Man Who Had a Crooked Smile
Other than his guilty plea, Chris Collins's greatest claim to
fame is that he was the first Republican congressman to
endorse Donald Trump in 2016.
Ghoul Gone Wild
Alfred E. Neuman Urges Donald Trump to Turn On, Tune In, 
and Drop Out
Trump's closet is filled with skeletons
and Halloween is still a month away.

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Epiphanies Are Made of This
Miss Lindsey's Main Squeeze So Manly
Mick Mulvaney on 'Shaky Ground'
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Quisling
'Sleep-State Operative' Calls Whistleblower a
'Deep-State Operative'
Always Punch a Bully