Saturday, January 18, 2014

Former Federal Judge Richard Cebull Sez:  "I have disdain
for gays, blacks, Indians, Hispanics, women, certain religious
 faiths, and liberal political leaders.  But I'm no bigot, 
"Those Florida Republicans are making me sit in the
corner.  I've been a baaad boy!"
Superfluous Redundancies #3
Traditional New Jersey Corruption
If Google can make contact lenses, Josh Marshall can
be a beer reviewer, can't he?

Friday, January 17, 2014

"My collywobbles are cattywampus with my
taradiddles and it's all Obama's fault!"
Little Known Fact #49
As a child, Drew Barrymore imagined she was FDR.
Erik Rush only needs two thing to restore his sanity:
first, a Groupon for 'Extra Value Meals at McDonald's'
and, second, a military coup d'état to depose Barack 
Obama. Are any of you out there willing to launch
 a Kickstarter project on Erik's behalf?  He really 
needs this to happen---and soon!
"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'.  It's even more 
powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."
The Few, the Proud, the Oops!
Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Then)

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Now)
The Unexpurgated Bible #95
"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 
ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."
NSA's New Child-Friendly Logo
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #30
Mario Pescante
It's easy to see why one of his peers says the following of 
Randy Mastro, Governor Christie's new 'crisis lawyer': "You 
do not want to meet Randy down a dark alley.  But you 
REALLY don’t want to meet him in a lighted courtroom."

Thursday, January 16, 2014

“I have to say this:  going down the path to legalization in 
this country is reckless and irresponsible.  I’m talking about
 the long-term impact of legalization in the United States. It 
scares us. Why, it'll put me out of a job!”
When things got really boring in the Virginia General 
Assembly, Republican Senator Dick Black liked to play 
with the unborn baby Weebles he had found on eBay.
Happiness Is a Warm Gun

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

No, this is not the Mark of the Beast.
[But it's close.]

This is.
Would you rather have a moot argument or a colloquium 
with Ann Althouse, Professor of Law at the University
of Wisconsin?
"Looking at me, you'll understand why it's a real shame Juan
 Ponce de León never discovered the fountain of youth."
"Hi!  I'm Alan Keyes and, as you can tell from the look on
my face, I'm absolutely stark staring mad!  Isn't it amazing
how I'm still free to roam the streets of the United States
of America?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #538
Dianne Edmondson
Only West Virginians are John Galtish enough to allow a
 corporation producing toxic chemicals to be located on the 
bank of a river just above the intake to the main public 
water supply.  Let Freedom Industries ring!
"Yes, I would have to say that 'Douchebag' has
been overused, especially by those who believe 
it's my middle name."
Have you ever tried a Mike Allen/Roger Ailes Banana Split?
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #9
Rafael Cruz Coveting Katrina Pierson
While Michelle Malkin Salivates in
the Background
Could Man Who Killed Theater Texter Use 
‘Can't Stand Your Popcorn’ Defense?
"Congressional Democrats Reportedly Hope to 
See Less ‘Uppityness' from Obama in 2014"
Sarah Palin Sez:  "I think this world would 
be better off having more young women holding 
lobsters in a picture than holding their camera
 in front of a bathroom mirror, taking a selfie."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #537
Greg Brannon
Old Men with Guns #14
Curtis Reeves

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

"My left wrist was bullied by the Homofascist Gaystapo
and is now almost completely limp."
"Isn't it annoying when someone makes a list 
of '6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire', 
and you haven't yet had a chance to use 
four of them?"
Rude Rhymes #66

Taco Licker

Fredric Dicker
Notable Rat's Kellers of North America
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #40
Paul Teller

Monday, January 13, 2014

"Judging by your neck brace, Secretary Gates, it would 
appear that President Obama is still micromanaging you."
Mikhail Kalashnikov Sed (Nine Months Before His Death): 
"I keep having the same unsolved question: if my rifle 
took away people's lives, then can it be that I ... am 
guilty for people's deaths, even if they were enemies?"
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #39
Bernard McGuirk
Alexander Britton Hume, a Real Man's Man
"'UFIA!' saith the Lord, 'UFIA!'"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #536
Tom Bauerle

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #535
Todd Friel
We now know where Shibe lives---on the MSC Divina.
Pope Francis Names 19 New Cardinals, 
But Only One New Pyrrhuloxia
Governor Christie Singing 'Bridgeghazi over Troubled Waters'
"Who's that?"
"He's 'The Undertaker'."
"What's he doing?"
"He's celebrating Rush Limbaugh's 63rd birthday."