Saturday, November 02, 2013

Official Snack Food of National
Dip Anything in Chocolate Day
Nation's Attention Span Shrinks Further;
Twitter Character Limit Lowered to 100
Cultured Beef

Uncultured Beef

Friday, November 01, 2013

The day the universe changed was the day Andrew 
Sullivan moved back to D.C. from New York Shitty.
Mama's Boys

Ted Cruz to Donate Paisley Bathrobe to 
National Museum of American History

Thursday, October 31, 2013

So, as it turns out, Harry Reid was telling the truth in
2012 when he claimed a Republican had told him
Mitt Romney had not paid any taxes for the previous
ten years.  No wonder the Mittster steadfastly refused
to release his tax returns.  Had he done so, he would
 have lost the election even more decisively than he did.
"Some glad morning when this life is o'er, 
I'll fly away; 
To a home on God's celestial shore, 
I'll fly away.
I'll fly away, Oh Glory 
I'll fly away;
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by, 
I'll fly away."
Gene and Dean Ween you may be familiar with, but
Jesus Ween is probably new to you.
"Get off my driveway!"
"But, Mayor Ford, this is a public street."
"Like I said before, 'Get off my driveway!'"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #528
George Rodriguez
It's true:  owners and their pets often look alike.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013


NSA Gecko
Rand Paul Vows to Block Yellen's
Nom Nom

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #527
Jim Wheeler
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #87
Plagiarizer: the Life and Times of the
Wikipedia Kid
"I did NOT say Rush Limbaugh sucks 'donkey dicks'!  
I said 'jackass dicks'!"
"Honey, I think the cat's panhandling again."
"No, dear, it's just refusing to accept my decision
to discontinue cat blogging."

Monday, October 28, 2013

"It's not true I once shot Mike Enzi in the face.  
Quite frankly, we were never that close.  I only
shoot friends in the face."
"Is it just me, Mr. Cheney, or has your crooked smile
become even crookeder?"
"Immigration reform?  I was only kidding!"

Sunday, October 27, 2013

"C'mon, Sarah, sit on it and spin!"
"It's pronounced 'Eyegor', not 'Eegor'!"
"They're called 'Pheasants', Ted, not 'Peasants'!"