Saturday, December 12, 2015

195 Countries Sign Pact to Fight 
Global Warming; Outer Wingnuttia 
Only Holdout
Trump scraped the bottom of the barrel 
until there was no more bottom.
Ben Carson Brain Institute, Las Vegas
A Clusterfuck of Bushes
Q:  "Can you glue your lips together with Krazy Glue?"
A: "Ask Tom Cotton."
"For the wonder state we'll sing a song,
And lift our voices loud and long.
For the wonder state we'll shout hurrah!
And praise the Tom Cotton we find in Arkansas."
Tatiana Duva-Rodriguez says, "I will never help anybody
again."  We are all soooo lucky!
To enter the club, you must utter the magic words, 
'Radical Islamic Terrorism'.

Friday, December 11, 2015

The Politico Illustrated #42
'Chris Christie surges to 12% in New Hampshire'
Time Names Kim Davis 'Diaper Rash of the Year'
How many of the Devil's Angels can dance on the tip 
of Ted Cruz's middle finger?
What Happened When Miley Cyrus Tried to
Understand the Difference between Nazism, 
Fascism, Rightwing Populism, and Trumpism
Slo Poke for All Day Suckers
"Listen, you smarmy punk, nobody beats The Donald at 
Thumb War!"
"Fire when ready, Fiorina!"
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #74
Loretta Sanchez
With over 500,000 Brits saying, "Il Douche, Keep Out!," 
Donald Trump has amped up security at his Aberdeen golf
course by installing land mines.
The Right Reverend Douthat has not learned that 
you cannot have no cake and eat it too.
Superfluous Redundancies #5
With the advent of Trumpism, Ann Coulter and Rush
Limbaugh had learned the hard lesson of N+1 Redundancy.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Jack Armstrong, the All American Boy (1947)

Josh Renville, the All American Boy (2015)
Merry Christmas
The Shitadel
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #75
Alex Griswold
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #649
Susan DeLemus
"I told you those Assyrians weren't refugees, but did
you listen?"
Two-Minute Haters #49
Denise Slater
"All those other anti-abortion extremists just talk the talk.  
I talk the talk, talk the walk, walk the talk, and walk the walk!"
Jeb Bush Sez:  "There are no radical Christians."
Godfather of Lou Costello Crime Family Still Seeking
Original Understanding of 'Who's on First?' Comedy
"Thou art come to the kingdom for such a time as this."
Asked if he would vote for Trump,
Mitch McConnell said "Of course
I will, so long as he's my party's
nominee."  Party above country:
that's Chinless Mitch!
Sign of the Times #64
They kept telling themselves, "It can't happen here."
What Donald Trump and Oscar the Grouch Have
in Common

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

What America's National Bird Thinks of 
Donald Trump
"I wonder what it is you see with 
those Crazy Eyes."
Call them 'terrorists' and be fearful.
Call them 'murderers' and be fearless.
Hard to believe, but we are now being told by
rightwing pundits that Donald Trump is 
actually Barack Obama in disguise.
World's Worst Yobs #344
David Webb
236,000 Sign Petition to Keep Donald Trump and His Band
of Kamikaze Highlanders Out of Great Britain
The perfect sentiment for such a time as this.
"We murderous ISIS psychopaths were pleased to learn
that Smith & Wesson's profits have tripled.  Say what
you will, terror works."

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #28
A Pair of Popcorn Lungs
"But I only had a papercut, doctor."
One Size Fits All
When you really get down to it, a 'winner' is anyone
who hasn't died yet.
"Actually, I'm even crazier than Trump, but I'm not 
nearly as good at getting it across."
Trump Doubles Down
"How do you like me now, Roger Ailes?"
"Stop blaming me for being me!  It's Obama's fault!"
"I'd give my eye teeth to shut down the Internet!"