Saturday, October 27, 2007

Beware the Media Goatsucker!
FEMA Holds a Press Conference

Johnny Rotten, Aging Sex Pistol, Fires Blanks

"No, you can't go play with that low-class Kia Rio!
You're a high-class Jaguar and don't you ever forget it!"
The doctor could tell that giving the patient a
complete physical was going to be problematic.

Friday, October 26, 2007

General Pace Develops Permanent Stoop from
Wearing Humility Medals

Four Reasons We Are All Doomed

When he awoke, the Silver Surfer sensed that
something was not quite right with his legs.

Tony and Julie will tell you there's nothing quite like being
watched making love in an Airbus 380 at 30,000 feet.
"Help!" the jack-o'-lantern yelled.
"A grizzly is invading my privacy!"
Is the glass half full of Christoph Blocher, or half empty?
Trick-or-Treater Shows Up Early on Condi's Doorstep

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Amtrak is using any and all means to make
sure its trains run on time.
Blackwater Contractors Undergoing
'Cultural Awareness Training'

Click on this banner to see that Islamo-Fascism
Awareness Week (IAW) is actually a front for
Higher Education Execrates Horowitz
Awareness Week (HEE HAW).
When you use the Fallacy of the Straw Man as often
as President Bush does, you have to buy straw by
the wagonload.
Cowboys and Engines

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Fearguth is in Las Vegas for the Third Annual
Vegoose Music Festival. He has found an
Internet hotspot conveniently located in a
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts shop. He will
resume posting tomorrow, October 25, but
right now he has some money he needs to lose.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Coco Following Buttcheek Implant Surgery

George Bush Following Butthead Implant Surgery
According to Thiaoouba Prophecy, Mitt Romney's 'Purple Aura'
appears only as temporary 'clouds' and 'flames', indicating
truly spiritual thoughts, like: "Actually, just look at what Osam
-- Barack Obama -- said just yesterday. Barack Obama, calling on
radicals, jihadists of all different types, to come together in Iraq."
What Happened to the Government's Case Against the Holy
Land Foundation After Allah's Mighty Wind Blew into Town
Federal Election Commission Investigating
Possibly Illegal Extraterrestrial Contributions
to the Dennis Kucinich Presidential Campaign
Oral Roberts Vows to Prevent Anal Roberts
from Stealing ORU
Kid Rock Starts Fight at Waffle House, Says Cook
Put Pickle Slices on Wrong Side of His Grilled
Texas Bacon DOUBLE Patty Melt Plate
Fireman Fighting Losing Battle Against
Glenn Beck's Incendiary Rhetroic

Monday, October 22, 2007

Based on observations of large gatherings on the
right side of Iapetus, one of the moons of Saturn,
astronomers have concluded that Islamo-Fascism
Awareness Week has had an impact far beyond the
confines of Planet Earth.
Axis of Evil

Praxis of Evil
Billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife Spends Night in Doug's
Motel with Tammy Sue Vasco; R. Emmett Tyrrell Quickly
Poo-Poos Notion of Link to Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Fred Skinflintstone

"Now, now, Silver, calm down. The Lone Ranger
doesn't love Scout more than you. That's just a
vicious rumor started by Tonto."
World's Worst Yobs #27
Fred Barnes
Victims of Hansen's Disease were fanning out across America
on Monday after spending a lively evening failing to agree on
who is the most leprous candidate in the White House race.
Yes, Putin's got milk.
It's a slow news day. Round up the usual suspects.
"Yessir, I know it sounds crazy. But I'd swear I
heard Honest Abe say, "Go Hillary!"
Walker, Texas Ranger, Endorses Mike Huckabee for President;
Analysts Say Move Means Martial Arts and Country-Western
Vote No Longer in Play
"Neighbor, when was the last time you had a big steaming
bowl of Neocon Brand Chili? Well, that's too long!"

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Bill Kristol Having a Wargasm
The brains of most people have Right Hemispheres and Left
Hemispheres. Fred Barnes' brain has Magdeburg Hemispheres.
Mind in Original Shrinkwrapped Box,
Never Opened
What Oppo Researchers Like to Do on Their Day Off
Cranioscope Shows Interior of Race-Car-Driver's
Head Looks Like Checker Auto Parts
Asia Waiting for the Mighty U. S. to Come to Bat