Saturday, November 29, 2014

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #603
Gavin Seim
The Late Larry Steve McQuilliams,
Anti-Immigrant Jihadist and 
Renaissance Terrorist
Post-Thanksgiving Cat Waiting for the
L-Tryptophan to Kick In
World's Worst Yobs #318
Robert Tracinski
Flag Desecration #81
New Jersey Swineherd Vetoes Pig Cage Bill

Friday, November 28, 2014

Two-Minute Haters #45
Ben Howe
Some Megan Foxes turn out rather well.

Some don't.
Il Duce
China cracks down on puns.  Media regulators say
 “they can create misunderstandings for the public, 
especially for miners.”
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #602
Penny Nance
Dyslexic Obama Mocks Turkey, Pardons Republicans
Ted Cruz Sez:  “I don’t think I’m 
all that conservative.”
[And he isn't:  Ted's a radical rightist.]
"It's Black Friday Pie, sir, and it is daring you to put it
in your piehole."
It's Black Friday!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

The turkey said, "Bite me!"  And so we did.
In his testimony to the grand jury, Darren 
Wilson said, "And when I grabbed him, 
the only way I can describe it is I felt like a 
five-year-old holding onto Hulk Hogan... 
That's just how big he felt and how small
 I felt just from grasping his arm."  At
6' 4" and 210 pounds, Darren Wilson
is pretty big for a wimpy five-year-old.
Happy Tanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #53
Steve Toth
Despite getting hammered, Roger Goodell
only made it to #6 on GQ's list of the
30 'Least Influential People of 2014'.
Warm Scuzzies #511
Robert McCulloch

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Darren Wilson says he has a 'clean conscience'.  He
probably also has a 'spotless mind'.
So, you didn't make GQ's list of the 30 'Least Influential 
People of 2014', eh?  That's probably because you got 
squeezed out by Bono and Barack Obama.
Warm Scuzzies #510
Salty Sow (Austin, Texas)
Darren Wilson's Self-Image Before
His Encounter with Michael Brown

The next time you feed your pet coyote, remember:
coyotes prefer their poodles to be bacon-wrapped.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Chuck Hagel Meets His Replacement
as Secretary of Defense
Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan raised
 eyebrows earlier this month by declaring 
that Muslims had discovered the Americas 
before Christopher Columbus and had 
settled in Utah, where men are more
equal than women and cops kill more
people than drug dealers, child abusers,
and gangbangers.
"What's wrong with Rudy?"
"Somebody just said, 'Ooga Booga!'"
It is an error to say that they scraped the bottom of the
Alabama barrel when Slow Mo Brooks was elected to the 
House of Representatives.  Why?  Because the Alabama
 barrel is bottomless.
Flag Desecration #80

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Now that the reality-based Benghazi monster has been 
laid to rest, the time has come for the Zombie Benghazi 
to arise and eat the brains of wingnuts from now to the
end of time.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #52
Ira Hansen